Fan Fiction ❯ The Tower of Randomness ❯ A random battle, complete with fan service, swearing, beer, the whole enchilada ( Chapter 5 )
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By: Nova-san 
What the chapter title says. But to say a bit more, GIRLFIGHT! Now read...
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 03.22.2006 | Updated On: 03.27.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 528 | Visits: 164 | Status: Completed
What the chapter title says. But to say a bit more, GIRLFIGHT! Now read...
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 03.22.2006 | Updated On: 03.27.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 528 | Visits: 164 | Status: Completed
CHAPTER FIVE: A RANDOM BATTLE,
COMPLETE WITH FAN SERVICE, SWEARING,
BEER, THE WHOLE ENCHILADA…
We find our heroes, Ky Kiske and Jam Kuradoberi, on the fif flo with May the pirate girl.
Jam: Bring it on, swashbuckling hussy!
May: Kung-fu slut!
May dashes at Jam and tackles her.
Jam: Bitch! *slaps May*
May: Whore! *slaps Jam*
Jam: Skank! *slaps May*
Ky: (This reminds me of Dynasty… Damn. This is hot… I can’t believe this fight is turning me on, but it totally is… Hmmm….)
Ky takes out a camcorder and hits record. He then takes out a boom box and a beer. The boom box begins to play “Ass and titties”.
Ky: *singing along with boom box* Ass and titties, ass and titties! Ass and titties, ass and titties! Ass and titties! Ass and titties!
May: Skeeze! *slaps Jam*
Jam: Neko sperm dumpster!
Jam kicks May away from her and springs to her feet.
May: Golden-haired suck slut!
May leaps at Jam and lands on her shoulders.
May: Porn star! *punches Jam*
Jam: Grr, get off me!
Jam grabs May and tosses her away. May lands on her feet.
Ky: *downs a beer* Get back on! Take her clothes off! Add Jell-o!
Jam: Hy-iya!
Jam jump kicks May.
Ky: Go, Jam! Jiggle like jelly! Jump on that cat girl! Rip off her scandalous lingerie! Expose them titties!
May: Take this!
May takes out a whip and binds Jam with it!
Ky: That is SO hot! Spank her!
Jam: YYYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Jam breaks free and pins May to the floor.
Ky: GO-GA! GO-GA! GO-GA 2000!!!!
Jam gets up.
Jam: Okay, that’s it! SUPER-DEADLY-EXPLOSIVE-HYPER-CHI ENERGY-BASED-BEAM-TYPE-MEGA-DESTRUCTIVE-PROJECTILE-ATTACK!!!
Jam fires a huge blast of energy at May. The beam hits her, knocking her out of the room.
Ky: Oh shit! That was friggin’ awesome!
Sixpence none the richer’s “Kiss me” begins to play.
Jam: *reverts to normal* Am I awesome?
Ky: You know you are. *puts away camera and boom box*
Jam: Can an awesome girl get a kiss?
Ky: How much money’s on the line this time?
Jam: Yeah, sorry.
Ky: It’s cool. I did get two hundred bucks out of it.
Jam: Sooooooooo…
Ky: Sure, okay.
Ky kisses Jam.
Jam: You know, you’re pretty awesome yourself.
Ky: Really? That explains all that fan mail I get from hot, single women.
Jam: Shut up.
Ky: Sure.
Ky kisses Jam again.
Jam: Come on, let’s go kick Meltarr’s ass.
And so, they begin their quest to kick Meltarr’s ass once again.
TO BE CONTINUED…
COMPLETE WITH FAN SERVICE, SWEARING,
BEER, THE WHOLE ENCHILADA…
We find our heroes, Ky Kiske and Jam Kuradoberi, on the fif flo with May the pirate girl.
Jam: Bring it on, swashbuckling hussy!
May: Kung-fu slut!
May dashes at Jam and tackles her.
Jam: Bitch! *slaps May*
May: Whore! *slaps Jam*
Jam: Skank! *slaps May*
Ky: (This reminds me of Dynasty… Damn. This is hot… I can’t believe this fight is turning me on, but it totally is… Hmmm….)
Ky takes out a camcorder and hits record. He then takes out a boom box and a beer. The boom box begins to play “Ass and titties”.
Ky: *singing along with boom box* Ass and titties, ass and titties! Ass and titties, ass and titties! Ass and titties! Ass and titties!
May: Skeeze! *slaps Jam*
Jam: Neko sperm dumpster!
Jam kicks May away from her and springs to her feet.
May: Golden-haired suck slut!
May leaps at Jam and lands on her shoulders.
May: Porn star! *punches Jam*
Jam: Grr, get off me!
Jam grabs May and tosses her away. May lands on her feet.
Ky: *downs a beer* Get back on! Take her clothes off! Add Jell-o!
Jam: Hy-iya!
Jam jump kicks May.
Ky: Go, Jam! Jiggle like jelly! Jump on that cat girl! Rip off her scandalous lingerie! Expose them titties!
May: Take this!
May takes out a whip and binds Jam with it!
Ky: That is SO hot! Spank her!
Jam: YYYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Jam breaks free and pins May to the floor.
Ky: GO-GA! GO-GA! GO-GA 2000!!!!
Jam gets up.
Jam: Okay, that’s it! SUPER-DEADLY-EXPLOSIVE-HYPER-CHI ENERGY-BASED-BEAM-TYPE-MEGA-DESTRUCTIVE-PROJECTILE-ATTACK!!!
Jam fires a huge blast of energy at May. The beam hits her, knocking her out of the room.
Ky: Oh shit! That was friggin’ awesome!
Sixpence none the richer’s “Kiss me” begins to play.
Jam: *reverts to normal* Am I awesome?
Ky: You know you are. *puts away camera and boom box*
Jam: Can an awesome girl get a kiss?
Ky: How much money’s on the line this time?
Jam: Yeah, sorry.
Ky: It’s cool. I did get two hundred bucks out of it.
Jam: Sooooooooo…
Ky: Sure, okay.
Ky kisses Jam.
Jam: You know, you’re pretty awesome yourself.
Ky: Really? That explains all that fan mail I get from hot, single women.
Jam: Shut up.
Ky: Sure.
Ky kisses Jam again.
Jam: Come on, let’s go kick Meltarr’s ass.
And so, they begin their quest to kick Meltarr’s ass once again.
TO BE CONTINUED…