Fan Fiction ❯ The Tower of Randomness ❯ Random, random, so, sooooo random! ( Chapter 8 )
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By: Nova-san 
Ky vs. Chipp. The ultimate showdown for Ms. Kuradoberi's love. Who will win? Who is Sven? And where does burning hot cola come into the picture. Find out, folks! ^_^
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 04.28.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 910 | Visits: 182 | Status: Work In Progress
Ky vs. Chipp. The ultimate showdown for Ms. Kuradoberi's love. Who will win? Who is Sven? And where does burning hot cola come into the picture. Find out, folks! ^_^
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 04.28.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 910 | Visits: 182 | Status: Work In Progress
CHAPTER EIGHT: RANDOM, RANDOM, SO,
SOOOOOOO RANDOM…
We find Ky kiske and Jam Kuradoberi on the seventh floor with Chipp Zanuff.
Ky: Hey, asswipe! Just what do you want with Jam anyway?
Chipp: Jam and I used to date.
Ky: The hell?! Jam, is this true?
Jam: Well, yeah. But, he dumped me when I wouldn’t put out.
Ky: You selfish bastard!
Chipp: Hey! Before you judge me, let me just say that I helped rebuild that woman’s restaurant. Just me, and some handyman named Sven. We worked for weeks, but we did it.
Ky: That was YOU!? Dude, badass!
Chipp: I know, right?!
Ky: Jam, I gotta say, that’s pretty messed up.
Jam: Are you taking his side?
Ky: Look, all I’m saying is Anji’s nailing Baiken. And all he did was write her a haiku.
Chipp: That’s all?! Damn. That’s game if ever game was kicked.
Ky: Chipp, dude, I feel for you. But Jam and I are dating now. And if you want her back, it’s gonna be a duel. *Draws Thunderseal* Jam, take cover.
Jam: Right. *leaves*
Chipp: Fine, then.
Chipp dashes up the wall and leaps off throwing a barrage of shuriken at Ky. Ky leaps out of the way.
Ky: Yyaaah!
Ky shoots a bolt of lightning at Chipp. Chipp somersaults out of the way.
Chipp: Too slow, Kiske.
Ky: Oh really?
Ky sprints toward Chipp and slashes. Chipp parries with his wrist cuff katana weapon. They begin to struggle.
Chipp: So, just how did you end up with Jam anyway?
Ky: Well… she said I was special…
Chipp: I see. She must really like you.
Ky: She’s a real lady, yo.
Chipp: Did you just say yo?
Ky: What? I’m down.
Chipp: Who the hell’s writin’ this stuff?
Ky: I don’t know, but I’m not gonna complain. Lest I wake up one day with breasts. He has that sort of power.
Chipp: Dude sounds kinda temperamental.
Ky: He’s cool if you like to party.
Chipp: I thought you said you didn’t know who he was.
Ky: I don’t. He’s putting words in my mouth.
Chipp: That’s badass.
Ky and Chipp leap away from each other.
Chipp: You’re a worthy opponent, Kiske. But this is where the battle takes that decisive turn we all know so well.
Chipp begins to weave many hand katas.
Ky: Hey wait! When did you become Naruto-chic!?
Chipp: It’s the writer’s fault.
Ky: Damn it!
Chipp: Burning Pinwheel Jutsu!
A large shuriken made of flame flies at Ky. He narrowly dodges it.
Ky: Hey! That’s not a real jutsu!
Chipp: Of course not! You wanna get sued?
Ky: ….. LINE STEALER!!!
Ky dashes at Chipp and jump kicks him. Chipp goes sliding across the floor. He hops back up.
Chipp: Grr. *weaves katas* Burning Hot Cola Jutsu!
A stream of burning hot cola flies at Ky. Ky leaps out of the way.
Ky: You fiend! That was Pepsi!
Chipp: The cola of champions, Kiske.
Ky: (Dammit… How do I deal with those jutsu? He’s too fast. What can I combat those jutsu with?)
Voice: Use the spoof…
Ky: What?
Voice: The spoof… It is a wondrous force. Look within yourself and find the inner spoof.
Ky: (Inner spoof?)
Ky closes his eyes and concentrates. The wind begins to blow.
Ky: *opens eyes* Armor of Thunderseal! DAUU-CHIIIIII!!!
A white and blue samurai armor suit appears. Ky puts it on.
Chipp: *gasps* Now THAT’S a spoof.
Ky: YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ky shoots a gargantuan plume of lightning at Chipp. The lightning engulfs him. When it finally dissipates, Chipp is on his knees, breathing heavily.
Chipp: Okay…. You win… I give up.
Ky: *reverts to normal* Just so you know, I’m in love with her.
Chipp: I can kinda tell. And I have one other thing to say. Sol is waiting for you on the next floor.
Ky: Sol?!
Chipp faints.
Ky: Hey!
Ky runs to Chipp and checks his pulse.
Ky: Okay. He’s just unconscious. That’s good.
Jam walks in.
Jam: Is it over?
Ky: Yeah. But now I have a score to settle with Sol…
Who was that mysterious voice? What do Sol and Ky have to settle? What’s Sven doing now? Does burning hot Pepsi make an effective jutsu? Answers to all these questions and more in the next exciting installment of Digimon: Digital… that can’t be correct… This show!
TO BE CONTINUED…..
SOOOOOOO RANDOM…
We find Ky kiske and Jam Kuradoberi on the seventh floor with Chipp Zanuff.
Ky: Hey, asswipe! Just what do you want with Jam anyway?
Chipp: Jam and I used to date.
Ky: The hell?! Jam, is this true?
Jam: Well, yeah. But, he dumped me when I wouldn’t put out.
Ky: You selfish bastard!
Chipp: Hey! Before you judge me, let me just say that I helped rebuild that woman’s restaurant. Just me, and some handyman named Sven. We worked for weeks, but we did it.
Ky: That was YOU!? Dude, badass!
Chipp: I know, right?!
Ky: Jam, I gotta say, that’s pretty messed up.
Jam: Are you taking his side?
Ky: Look, all I’m saying is Anji’s nailing Baiken. And all he did was write her a haiku.
Chipp: That’s all?! Damn. That’s game if ever game was kicked.
Ky: Chipp, dude, I feel for you. But Jam and I are dating now. And if you want her back, it’s gonna be a duel. *Draws Thunderseal* Jam, take cover.
Jam: Right. *leaves*
Chipp: Fine, then.
Chipp dashes up the wall and leaps off throwing a barrage of shuriken at Ky. Ky leaps out of the way.
Ky: Yyaaah!
Ky shoots a bolt of lightning at Chipp. Chipp somersaults out of the way.
Chipp: Too slow, Kiske.
Ky: Oh really?
Ky sprints toward Chipp and slashes. Chipp parries with his wrist cuff katana weapon. They begin to struggle.
Chipp: So, just how did you end up with Jam anyway?
Ky: Well… she said I was special…
Chipp: I see. She must really like you.
Ky: She’s a real lady, yo.
Chipp: Did you just say yo?
Ky: What? I’m down.
Chipp: Who the hell’s writin’ this stuff?
Ky: I don’t know, but I’m not gonna complain. Lest I wake up one day with breasts. He has that sort of power.
Chipp: Dude sounds kinda temperamental.
Ky: He’s cool if you like to party.
Chipp: I thought you said you didn’t know who he was.
Ky: I don’t. He’s putting words in my mouth.
Chipp: That’s badass.
Ky and Chipp leap away from each other.
Chipp: You’re a worthy opponent, Kiske. But this is where the battle takes that decisive turn we all know so well.
Chipp begins to weave many hand katas.
Ky: Hey wait! When did you become Naruto-chic!?
Chipp: It’s the writer’s fault.
Ky: Damn it!
Chipp: Burning Pinwheel Jutsu!
A large shuriken made of flame flies at Ky. He narrowly dodges it.
Ky: Hey! That’s not a real jutsu!
Chipp: Of course not! You wanna get sued?
Ky: ….. LINE STEALER!!!
Ky dashes at Chipp and jump kicks him. Chipp goes sliding across the floor. He hops back up.
Chipp: Grr. *weaves katas* Burning Hot Cola Jutsu!
A stream of burning hot cola flies at Ky. Ky leaps out of the way.
Ky: You fiend! That was Pepsi!
Chipp: The cola of champions, Kiske.
Ky: (Dammit… How do I deal with those jutsu? He’s too fast. What can I combat those jutsu with?)
Voice: Use the spoof…
Ky: What?
Voice: The spoof… It is a wondrous force. Look within yourself and find the inner spoof.
Ky: (Inner spoof?)
Ky closes his eyes and concentrates. The wind begins to blow.
Ky: *opens eyes* Armor of Thunderseal! DAUU-CHIIIIII!!!
A white and blue samurai armor suit appears. Ky puts it on.
Chipp: *gasps* Now THAT’S a spoof.
Ky: YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ky shoots a gargantuan plume of lightning at Chipp. The lightning engulfs him. When it finally dissipates, Chipp is on his knees, breathing heavily.
Chipp: Okay…. You win… I give up.
Ky: *reverts to normal* Just so you know, I’m in love with her.
Chipp: I can kinda tell. And I have one other thing to say. Sol is waiting for you on the next floor.
Ky: Sol?!
Chipp faints.
Ky: Hey!
Ky runs to Chipp and checks his pulse.
Ky: Okay. He’s just unconscious. That’s good.
Jam walks in.
Jam: Is it over?
Ky: Yeah. But now I have a score to settle with Sol…
Who was that mysterious voice? What do Sol and Ky have to settle? What’s Sven doing now? Does burning hot Pepsi make an effective jutsu? Answers to all these questions and more in the next exciting installment of Digimon: Digital… that can’t be correct… This show!
TO BE CONTINUED…..