Fan Fiction ❯ The Tower of Randomness ❯ The ever-random Tower keeps on keepin' on ( Chapter 7 )
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By: Nova-san 
After their little romp in the non-random haven, Ky and Jam continue their journey through Meltarr's fiendish tower. More randomness abound as Baiken shows up. Oh, and how about a review this time? ^^
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 03.25.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 696 | Visits: 167 | Status: Work In Progress
After their little romp in the non-random haven, Ky and Jam continue their journey through Meltarr's fiendish tower. More randomness abound as Baiken shows up. Oh, and how about a review this time? ^^
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 03.25.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 696 | Visits: 167 | Status: Work In Progress
CHAPTER SEVEN: THE EVER-RANDOM
TOWER KEEPS ON KEEPIN’ ON…
Our faithful heroes, Ky and Jam, continue their journey through the bastard Meltarr’s crappy tower of stupid randomness. They enter the room of the sixth floor.
Ky: Don’t you feel better now that we’ve had intercourse?
Jam: I prefer the term “relations”.
Ky: And I prefer the term *censored*, but the FCC won’t let me say it.
Jam: But they let you say everything else.
Ky: Apparently, this is PG13 or some crap. Whatever.
Jam: Fan fiction doesn’t get ratings.
Ky: What are you talking about?
Jam: Umm… *looks about nervously* nothing…
Ky: You’re weird.
Jam: Why do you say that?
Ky: … Never mind.
Just then, Baiken runs in.
Baiken: Hey you! Join me in my quest.
Ky: What quest, Baiken?
Baiken: I’m searching for the sunflower samurai.
Ky: … Not this bullcrap again.
Jam: Sunflower samurai? Why?
Baiken: Um… I don’t know, but I am.
Ky: Your copyright infringin’ ass can get the hell out!
Baiken: If you’re not with me, you’re against me. *draws katana*
Ky: Oh yeah? *draws Thunderseal* Bring it, biziyiatch!
Baiken charges at Ky and slashes. Ky somersaults over her. Baiken uses her claw on a chain attachment to catch him in midair.
Ky: Damn it!
Jam: Hiyiyaaahh!
Jam leaps into the air and jump kicks Baiken. Ky breaks loose.
Ky: Take this!
Ky dashes toward Baiken and slashes at her. Baiken parries, but her katana conducts the electricity, electrocuting her. She goes flying.
Ky: Got you.
Ky walks to Baiken and points his sword at her.
Baiken: Okay, you win. What do you want anyway?
Ky: What do I- You started the fight with me, you crazy biatch!
Baiken: Oh. Right.
Ky: I do have a question, though. You wearing any panties under that kimono?
Baiken: *blushes* Yes…
Ky: What kind?
Baiken: A lacy white thong…
Ky: Lemme see.
Baiken lifts up the skirt of her kimono, revealing her thong.
Ky: That’s hot.
Baiken: Had enough, you perv?
Ky: I am not a perv. I just always wanted to know what was under that kimono. You’re pretty hot.
Baiken: I don’t like you.
Ky: You’re lying.
Baiken: I don’t have to take this. Sayonara!
Baiken dashes away.
Ky: Damn, girl. You fast.
Jam walks up.
Jam: What did she say?
Ky: I don’t know. Something about a damn sunflower samurai.
Jam: She’s weird…
Ky: What makes you say that?
Jam: Come on, let’s go.
They exit and go up the stairwell to the next door. It reads “This is the seventh floor. Abandon hope and credit cards, all ye who enter here.”
Ky: Oh, that’s REAL comforting.
Jam: Not my credit cards.
Ky: Keep them.
Jam: But the sign said-
Ky: Another sign said “Vote Bush”. People listened to that sign.
Jam: … Yeah, let’s go.
They enter the room.
Ky: Looks like a normal room to me.
Jam: Yeah I don’t see the big deal.
Suddenly, a flurry of shuriken fly at them. They leap out of the way.
Ky: Shit…
Jam: Not awesome.
Chipp Zanuff drops down from the ceiling. ?
Jam: Chipp?
Chipp: Jam Kuradoberi, you’re coming with me.
Ky: What the hell?
TO BE CONTINUED…..
TOWER KEEPS ON KEEPIN’ ON…
Our faithful heroes, Ky and Jam, continue their journey through the bastard Meltarr’s crappy tower of stupid randomness. They enter the room of the sixth floor.
Ky: Don’t you feel better now that we’ve had intercourse?
Jam: I prefer the term “relations”.
Ky: And I prefer the term *censored*, but the FCC won’t let me say it.
Jam: But they let you say everything else.
Ky: Apparently, this is PG13 or some crap. Whatever.
Jam: Fan fiction doesn’t get ratings.
Ky: What are you talking about?
Jam: Umm… *looks about nervously* nothing…
Ky: You’re weird.
Jam: Why do you say that?
Ky: … Never mind.
Just then, Baiken runs in.
Baiken: Hey you! Join me in my quest.
Ky: What quest, Baiken?
Baiken: I’m searching for the sunflower samurai.
Ky: … Not this bullcrap again.
Jam: Sunflower samurai? Why?
Baiken: Um… I don’t know, but I am.
Ky: Your copyright infringin’ ass can get the hell out!
Baiken: If you’re not with me, you’re against me. *draws katana*
Ky: Oh yeah? *draws Thunderseal* Bring it, biziyiatch!
Baiken charges at Ky and slashes. Ky somersaults over her. Baiken uses her claw on a chain attachment to catch him in midair.
Ky: Damn it!
Jam: Hiyiyaaahh!
Jam leaps into the air and jump kicks Baiken. Ky breaks loose.
Ky: Take this!
Ky dashes toward Baiken and slashes at her. Baiken parries, but her katana conducts the electricity, electrocuting her. She goes flying.
Ky: Got you.
Ky walks to Baiken and points his sword at her.
Baiken: Okay, you win. What do you want anyway?
Ky: What do I- You started the fight with me, you crazy biatch!
Baiken: Oh. Right.
Ky: I do have a question, though. You wearing any panties under that kimono?
Baiken: *blushes* Yes…
Ky: What kind?
Baiken: A lacy white thong…
Ky: Lemme see.
Baiken lifts up the skirt of her kimono, revealing her thong.
Ky: That’s hot.
Baiken: Had enough, you perv?
Ky: I am not a perv. I just always wanted to know what was under that kimono. You’re pretty hot.
Baiken: I don’t like you.
Ky: You’re lying.
Baiken: I don’t have to take this. Sayonara!
Baiken dashes away.
Ky: Damn, girl. You fast.
Jam walks up.
Jam: What did she say?
Ky: I don’t know. Something about a damn sunflower samurai.
Jam: She’s weird…
Ky: What makes you say that?
Jam: Come on, let’s go.
They exit and go up the stairwell to the next door. It reads “This is the seventh floor. Abandon hope and credit cards, all ye who enter here.”
Ky: Oh, that’s REAL comforting.
Jam: Not my credit cards.
Ky: Keep them.
Jam: But the sign said-
Ky: Another sign said “Vote Bush”. People listened to that sign.
Jam: … Yeah, let’s go.
They enter the room.
Ky: Looks like a normal room to me.
Jam: Yeah I don’t see the big deal.
Suddenly, a flurry of shuriken fly at them. They leap out of the way.
Ky: Shit…
Jam: Not awesome.
Chipp Zanuff drops down from the ceiling. ?
Jam: Chipp?
Chipp: Jam Kuradoberi, you’re coming with me.
Ky: What the hell?
TO BE CONTINUED…..