Fan Fiction ❯ The Troublesome Quest For Sanity ❯ prelude to insanity ( Chapter 1 )

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And now sit back, relax and enjoy Queenie's infamous piece of madness;

~*~*~*~*~ The Troublesome Quest For Sanity ~*~*~*~*~

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[in Ganondorf's castle, he's playin chess with a Gerudo]

Ganondorf: *mwaahahahahaha* Your defeat will be terrible!!

Gerudo: Check Mate!

Ganondorf: Ô.Ô

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Gerudo: Uhm . . . your highness?

Ganondorf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [thunder, lightning, scream]

Gerudo: *gulp* [runs away]

Ganondorf: Hey! Wait! Don't you wanna play again?

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Ganondorf: *sigh* She was actually really cute . . . .

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Ganondorf: I wonder what I could do next . . . let's take a look at the checklist . . . kill innocent villagers - done, pollute rivers and lakes - done, practice mind control - done, wash the dishes - done, torture and enslave those who're not willing to accept my immense power - done, play chess with one of my subjects - done . . . . well, that's it. There's nothing else for me to do today . . . and tomorrow . . . and the day after tomorrow . . . and the day after the day after tomorrow . . . and the day after the day after the day after tomorrow . . . and the day after the day after the day after the day tomorrow . . . and . . . .

[1 hour later]

Ganondorf: . . . . after the day after the day after the day after tomorrow . . . and-

Random Voice: WE GET THE POINT!!!!

Ganondorf: *sigh* Being the King of Evil can be really boring sometimes. But . . . I could give Link a short call, just to check what he's doing all the time . . .

[he dials Link's number]

Answering Machine: Good day, this is the automatic answering machine of Link, the Hero of Time. Link, the Hero of Time is currently not at home so please leave your message after the terrified voice. Good bye.

Terrified Voice: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ganondorf: Hey, Link - it's me, Ganondorf. I just thought that you . . . well, maybe you could show up at my place . . . to . . . you know, kill me a bit, and rescue Hyrule, and stuff. Call me back . . erm, bye! [hangs up]

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[meanwhile in the Kokiri forest]

Link: bleep . . . bleep . . . bleep . . . bleep . . . bleep . . .

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Chapter 1 of The Troublesome Quest For Sanity was brought to you by

Uncle Arnie's Answering Machines

and

Queenie û