Fan Fiction ❯ The Troublesome Quest For Sanity ❯ the fly that wasn't an insect at all ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda or any related characters. Interesting, isn't it?

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[one week later, at Ganondorf's Castle, Ganondorf is still asleep]

Ganondorf: ZzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzzzzzzzzzZz

[suddenly a random, shiny thing flies through the window]

R.S.T.: HEY!! WAKE UP!!! HEY!!! HEY!!!

Ganondorf: *snore* stupid flies . . . [he grabs the "fly" and throws it into the next wall]

R.S.T.: EEEEEEKS!!!!!

- SMACK!! -

R.S.T.: Ouch . . .

Ganondorf: *snore* . . . better . . . *yawn*

R.S.T.: HEY!!! HEY!!! HEY!!! GET UP!!!

Ganondorf: *snore* . . . . need fly screen . . . . [he grabs the "fly"]

R.S.T.: No! Please! Please not again!! [gets thrown] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

- SMACK! -

R.S.T.: . . . pain . . . x_x

Ganondorf: ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzz

R.S.T.: -_-* Oooookay. You wanted it that way! [flies over to Ganondorf and pulls out a hammer]

Ganondorf: . . . . hate flies . . . *yawn*

R.S.T.: Hate you too!

- BANG!! -

Ganondorf: [finally wakes up] OUCH!!! JESUS CHRIST!! [rubs his aching head] Ow . . . is it just me or do insects get more violent these days?

R.S.T.: I'M NOT AN INSECT!!!

Ganondorf: A talking fly???

R.S.T.: I'M NOT TALKING!!! I mean, uh . . . I'M NOT A FLY!!!

Ganondorf: -_^

R.S.T.: I'm your new, personal fairy!

Ganondorf: O_O

[the fairy flies around his head]

Ganondorf: But . . . only gay and wimpy heroes have fairies!!

Fairy: Well, congrats then, cause from now on you are one of these gay and wimpy heroes.

Ganondorf: I'm not!! I'm the almighty King of Evil! And you'd better get outta here as soon as your wings can carry you or otherwise . . .

Fairy: Or otherwise you're gonna do what? Buy bug spray??

Ganondorf: -_-

Fairy: So let's just get on with the introduction.

Ganondorf: Why don't we jump right to the conclusion?

Fairy: You know what? I get the feeling that you don't like me at all . . .

Ganondorf: You're pretty smart for a glowing moth.

Fairy: He he. Very funny. Fine . . . I'll just walk . . . uhm . . . fly outta the window and then you'll have to go through your dangerous quest . . . all alone! Pshaw!

Ganondorf: Dangerous quest? Are you high or what are you talking about ??

Fairy: One slow explanation for the slow minded Gerudo;

Ganondorf: -.-

Fairy: I suppose that even you have noticed the abruptly appearing boredom in your life caused by the lack of Link.

Ganondorf: Lack of Link??

Fairy: Smart phrase, isn't it?

Ganondorf: -_-*

Fairy: Anyway, since he's usually very keen on killing you, you might have wondered why he didn't show up at your place for . . . about three weeks. Well, there's your quest!

Ganondorf: Eh?

Fairy: . . . .

Ganondorf: o.o

Fairy: . . . .

Ganondorf: . . . . .

Fairy: *sigh*

Ganondorf: [looks at the ceiling]

Fairy: -_-*

Ganondorf: *cough* *cough*

Fairy: GO TO THE KOKIRI FOREST AND FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO LINK!!!

Ganondorf: Now?

Fairy: NO, WHEN THE NEXT MALE GERUDO IS BORN!

Ganondorf: Uhm . . . okay.

Fairy: -_-*

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Chapter 2 of The Troublesome Quest For Sanity was brought to you by

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