Fan Fiction ❯ The Troublesome Quest For Sanity ❯ el intermezzo fatale ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda or any related characters. Dang.

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[100 years later]

Johnny: Hi, my name is Johnny and I'm the next male Gerudo.

All: o.O

Fairy: GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!!

Johnny: Hehe . . . you're not supposed to tell me what I have to do, cause I'm the almighty Gerudo King!!! Mwaahahahahahahahahaha!

Ganondorf: Are you sure?

Johnny: Sure I am sure. *smirk*

Ganondorf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! [thunder, lightning, scream]

Johnny: Eeks! [runs away]

Ganondorf: Well, if you're sure then it's ok. Erm . . . . Johnny? Where did he go?

Fairy: -_-*

Ganondorf: . . . . . .

Fairy: *sigh*

Ganondorf: . . . . .

Fairy: . . . . .

Ganondorf: [looks at the wall]

Fairy: -_^

Ganondorf: *yawn*

Fairy: Oh please . . . . NOT AGAIN!!

Ganondorf: Dee . . . dum . . . . dum . . . deeeeee . . . .

Fairy: QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIEEEE!!!!!!

Queenie: Uhm . . . yeah?

Fairy: -_-

Queenie: You look pissed! Smoke some pot and feel the vibes!

Ganondorf: Yo, sweeeeet!

Fairy: -_-

Queenie: Okay, okay - forget about that!! Well, it was just a pointless interruption anyway.

Ganondorf: Huh?

Queenie: Yeah . . . erm . . . well . . . . I'll write the next chapter soon and then we'll just pretend that you were smart enough to go on your quest long time BEFORE the next male Gerudo was born. How does that sound to you?

Ganondorf: *shrugs*

Fairy: Sounds good to me.

Queenie: Excellent. MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Well, I'm off then.

Fairy: One second!

Queenie: Huh?

Fairy: I know that you are a veeeery, very busy author but would you mind giving me a name????

Queenie: A name? Names are useless things, right Gerudo King?

Johnny: Yup.

Queenie: I was talking to Ganondorf.

Ganondorf: Huh?

Queenie: Yeah, whatever.

Fairy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! [thunder, lightning, howl]

Ganondorf: Hey! I thought only I was allowed to do that!!

Queenie: Well . . . uhm . . . I changed the scream into a howl so I guess it's ok.

Ganondorf: If you say so . . .

Fairy: I WANT A NAME!!!!!

Johnny: What about Johnny? I think it's quite a nice name . . .

All: -_-*

Queenie: Okay, okay! You'll get a name in the next chapter!!

Fairy: Yay!

Queenie: MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Fairy: *gulp*

Queenie: Any other wishes before I'm off to watch TV?

Ganondorf: Can I get married?

All: O_O

Queenie: What was that???

Ganondorf: Can I get married and raise a family?

Queenie: Uh . . . erm . . . ahem . . . well . . . . I'll think about it.

Ganondorf: ^_^

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