Fan Fiction ❯ Titan Park ❯ episode 0 ( Prologue )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Title:The Spirit of Christmas (Jesus vs. Frosty)

Setting:titan Park, Colorado

Characters: Robin Broslofski, Beast Boy Marsh, Cyborg who will be called Killer Moth in this, and Killer Moth who is
nameless in this. Frosty, Santa, Jesus

Type of Story:Humor, Crossover

Rating:R
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Well since I'm a nice guy I decided to put the very first ever South Park episode done by the creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker while they were in college. This is for you South Park fans who have never heard of this. It's unlike the South Park of today because Stan and Kyles clothes are different, Cartman is called Kenny, Kenny is nameless, and we can see his mouth, the Boys are much taller than they are now, both Kenny and Cartman die whereas only Kenny dies, and it looks like some
10-year-olds made it. Enjoy episode 0 "The Spirit of Christmas. Jesus vs. Frosty"
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Female Voice: (Singing) I keep hearing this melody in my ear...

[Scene opens with the boys building a snowman]

Boys: [singing] Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul. WIth a corn cobb pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal...

[Robin produces a black top hat and starts to put it on the snowman's head.]

Boys: [Singing] There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found, for when they placed it on his head..

Beast Boy: Dude!

Robin: What?

Beast Boy: Don't put the magic hat on the snowman!

Robin: Why?

Beast Boy: Because if you do, he's gonna come to life!

Robin: Cool!

Beast Boy: No, it's not cool! My sister in… in Minnesota put a hat on a snowman and it tried to kill her!

[The boys think about this for a second.]

Robin: Fuck him. Let's do it anyway.

Killer Moth: Yeah.

Boys: [Singing] There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found for when they placed it on his head...

[Robin puts the hat on the snowman. Suddenly, the snowman comes to life. His face turns deranged and he grows tentacles. The boys scream in fright as Frosty grabs Shadow and throttles him, throwing him to the ground dead.]

Robin: Oh my God! Frosty killed Moth!

Beast Boy: Dude! I told you not to put that fuckin' hat on Frosty's fuckin' head, now didn't I?

Robin: Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Rocket fuckin' Scientist! What are we supposed to do now?

Beast Boy: I don't know what we're...[Beast Boy notices something] Wait! I bet he can help us.

Robin: Who?

[The boys walk off. We see Santa Claus smiling.]

Santa: Ho ho ho!

[The boys come up and all start talking to Santa at once.]

Boys: Santa! Frosty! Fuckin' Frosty! Etc.

Santa: Whoa! Whoa! Now tell me what happened, slowly!

Sonic: Okay, we were just building a snowman and all of a sudden he came to life...

Beast Boy: And I told him, I said, "Don't put the magic hat on the snowman" And he did it anyway and then...and then he killed our friend, Shadow, and now he's going to kill everybody!

Santa: Did he look kind of like this?

[Santa makes Frosty's exact deranged face.]

Beast Boy: Yeah, kinda like that.

Robin: Mmm hmm, exactly!

[The boys scream in fright as Santa removes his disguise showing that he's frosty. He grabs the other boy and strangles him too, tossing him next to Killer Moth's body.]

Robin: You know, I don't think that was the real Santa Claus!

Beast Boy: Oh, no shit, Sherlock! You know, thanks to you, there's going to be no Christmas and there's no one left to help us.

[Robin sulks]

Robin: Oh, Christ!

[Both Robin and Beast Boy gasp as they get an idea]

Both: Jesus!

[The boys quickly walk off. Shot of a manger layout. Beast Boy and Robin walk up.]

Beast Boy: Jesus, we beseech thee in this time of need...

Robin: Ok, fuckin Frosty, he fuckin' killed my friend...

Beast Boy: Dude! Dude! This is Jesus! You don't say "fuck" in front of Jesus! asshole!

[An ethereal glow emitts from the manger as a baby Jesus, complete with halo and beard, emerges. He quickly runs off after Frosty.]

Both: Go, Jesus!

[Frosty and Jesus stare each other down. Jesus takes his halo and tosses it at Frosty. The halo knocks the hat off Frosty's head, killing him. The halo flies back to Jesus.]

Both: Our Savior!

[Jesus walks back and lays down in the manger.]

Robin: That sucked!

Beast Boy: I'm sure glad that's over with.

Robin: Yeah. But, you know, I learned something today.

Beast Boy: Yeah, don't put the magic hat on Frosty!

Robin: No, I learned about the true spirit of Christmas.

Beast Boy: Really?

Robin: Yes, Christmas isn't about Frosty, or Santa...

Beast Boy: You're right. It's about Jesus

Robin: No, it...It's not even about Jesus, either.

Beast Boy: Well, then what's it all about?

Robin: Presents!

Beast Boy: Ah!

Robin: You see?

Beast Boy:Yeah.

Robin: Presents!

Beast Boy: Hey man, let's go home. I know where my parents hide my presents!

Robin: Cool!

Beast Boy: Yeah!

[The boys walk off leaving the other two boys' bodies lying in the snow.]

[A dear comes and nibbles on Killer Moth's body]

Voice of Singer: (Singing) And he waved goodbye saying don't you cry, I'll be back agian someday.

[The End]
-----------------------------------------------------------------------< br /> And so thats that. The original South Park and now the original
Titan Park. Stay tuned for more episodes. Comments, flames, and
reviews are welcome. If I get at least 5 reviews I'll put up another
episode