Fan Fiction ❯ Twisted Romance ❯ Surprise! ( Chapter 1 )

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Disclaimer- I do not own the Legend of Zelda or any of its characters. This is my disclaimer for the entire story.

Twisted Romance

By: Unknown Saiyan

Chapter 1: Surprise!

'Knock knock'

"Who's there?" Asked Link as he just finished putting his sword away.

A few seconds later he noticed the beautiful Princess Zelda standing in his doorway.

"Well aren't you going to invite me in?" She asked with an innocent look.

"Oh, uh, make yourself at home." Link said as he got this dazed look off his face.

"Thank you I will." Zelda said as she entered the small, but clean room.

"So, where's Navi?" She asked as she walked towards the small bed.

"She's asleep." Link said as he gestured his head to the shelf on which Zelda saw she was asleep.

"How's Epona doing?" She asked as she sat down onto the bed.

"Malon's taking care of her. She'll be coming by sometime this week to drop her off." Link said as he walked towards her.

"Is no one else around?" She asked.

"Nope, no one but the two of us, and a sleeping Navi." Link said as he sat down onto the bed right beside Zelda.

"Oh Link, just think! You and I! Alone together! I've been waiting for this moment since the very first time I met you! Now it's finally here!" Zelda said as she was beaming with happiness.

"Oh, so that's why you're here." Link said as he rolled his eyes.

"What's so bad about that?" Zelda asked as the smile was wiped off her face.

"Nothing, nothing at all." Link said as he smiled at her.

"Oh, Link I knew you felt the same!" She said as she hugged the boy. She then pulled back a minute later. "So Link, does this mean your going to kiss me?" She said as she puckered up her lips hoping to receive a kiss from him.

Just as Link went to meet her lips Saria walked in looking down at a jar of pickles she was holding.

"Link could you......." Saria started as she looked up to see Link reaching over to kiss Zleda. She then dropped the jar onto the floor and it caused a loud crash.

Link and Zelda then looked up as they found Saria standing there mouth wide open.

"Saria, it's not what you think...." Link started to explain.

"No, it is! You and Zelda want to fuck each other!!" Saria said bursting into tears.

Zelda got up from the bed and walked over to the small girl.

"Saria, I'm sorry. I didn't know that this would offend you." Zelda said.

"Offend me?!" Saria said as she looked up into Zelda's eyes. "You think this offends me?! No, it disgusts me!!!"

"What?! You're the one who barged in on us when we were trying to get it on!" Zelda yelled into her face.

"Oh, I see now! Well it's too bad for you because I knew Link first so therefore he's mine!" Saria snapped back.

"Oh, yeah?!" Zelda argued.

"Yeah!" Saria said as she slapped Zelda.

"Why you little brat!" Zelda yelled as they both started clawing at each other.

Link just stood there watching the two girls fight. He then noticed Malon enter into the room. Malon looked at the two girls, who had no idea she was there, and walked towards Link.

"I brought Epona by. She's outside." Malon said as she brushed her hand through Link's hair.

"Uh, thanks, I really appreciate it." Link said as Saria and Zelda were still fighting.

"So, uh, it looks like you got your hands full. You must be under a lot of stress." Malon said with a pitied look.

"Well, not really, just every day stuff." Link said as he shrugged his shoulders.

"Oh, but you look like your under a lot of stress." Malon said as she grabbed Link's hips and pulled them closer to her.

Saria and Zelda, both in the middle of pulling each others hair out, noticed Malon as she was trying to get it on with Link.

"What are you doing?!" Saria questioned her.

"Nothing, just trying to show Link my true feelings towards him." Malon said as she was still holding Link's hips.

"Hey, I was here first!!!!" Zelda yelled as she turned her anger towards Malon.

"That doesn't mean that I can't get a little pleasure out of this." She said as she reached for Link's belt.

"She wants to get fucked by Link too!!!" Saria cried.

"Hey Malon, no matter how hard you try I can rock his world ten times more then you'll ever be able to!!" Zelda yelled as Malon backed off from Link.

"Hey, Malon, I can rock his world ten times better.." Saria mumbled as she was mocking Zelda.

"Why you bitch!" Zelda screamed as she tackled Saria.

"Hey, you think I'm gonna let you off the hook just because your preoccupied? You thought wrong!" Malon said as she tackled Zelda.

Link still just stood there and watched the girls fight. A minute later Marin walks in and notices them fighting, and walks right back out.

'Yawn' "What a dream!" Navi grogged as she was waking up. She then noticed the three girls fighting and flew around franticly.

"Listen!" Navi called, but no one was responding. "Listen!" She tried again.

"Ruto's here!" Ruto cried as she entered the room holding Marin by the legs.

Every one froze and stood there looking at Ruto.

"I have a hostage!" Ruto said. "I'll pull out her hair if you don't comply with my demand!"

"Yeah, so what is it?" Malon said as she let go of Zelda's neck.

"Oh, uh, everybody has to leave.." Ruto said unsure of what she was saying.

"Because?" Malon said.

"Because I want a little alone time with Link." Ruto said as she smiled.

'Silence'

"Bitch!" Zelda yelled as she tugged at Malon's hair.

"Let me get in on some of the action!" Ruto said as she dropped Marin and joined the fight.

Marin then jumped onto Ruto's back hitting her on the head with a fish.

'KABOOM!'

Everyone froze in there tracks as they noticed the two goddesses Din and Farfore enter the house.

"Hey, how come we weren't invited to the party?!" Din questioned.

"Yeah, like when do awesome parties start without me?" Farfore asked.

'Doyoing!'

Din and Farfore then spot Link as they move towards him.

"Oh my god! What a hottie." Din said as she tapped Link on the nose.

"Hey that's my hottie!" Zelda yelled at them.

"What? We're being denied the right to be with this man?" Farfore asked.

"Yes, you are. Now if you don't mind I think you should leave before you get hurt." Zelda said with her nose up in the air.

"Bitch!" Malon cried as she yanked Zelda's hair. The whole fight started up again as Link is tried to escape the claws of the eight girls.

'WHOOSH!'

A blast of wind came into the room and Nayrue was standing in the middle of the room.

"Alright, everybody calm down!" Nayrue yelled as everybody stopped clawing at each other.

"What is the cause of this fight?" Nayrue asked as she looked at everybody standing there looking at her.

"I'm in love with Link and THESE people tried to attack me." Zelda said with a pout.

"Did not!" Cried Saria.

"Silence!" Nayrue yelled. "What is your side of the story?" Nayrue said as she looked at Saria.

"Well, I was in my home with nothing to do, and then I saw a jar of pickles and I thought that that would be a good excuse to visit Link. So as I was walking over I was thinking that I would ask Link to open the jar for me. Then after he got it open I was going to try to hit on him." Saria said as she got all teary-eyed.

"How about you, Zelda?" Nayrue asked.

"I came by thinking that if by some miracle Link was alone that I could try to um...You know get it on with him, but then Saria interrupted us." Zelda said as she crossed her arms.

"What about you?" Nayrue said as she glanced at Malon.

"Link had asked me about a week ago to do some training with Epona. So naturally I accepted. Then today I came by to drop off Epona, and I figured that Link and I would be alone in his house. I was then planning on getting some." Malon said as she stuck her tongue out at Zelda.

"Navi, what is your point of view?" Nayrue asked.

"I was asleep so really don't know how it started. All I remember is waking up to shouting girls. I tried to tell them to listen, but nobody would listen." Navi said as she hovered above the ground.

"Ruto, what about you?" Nayrue asked.

"I saw Marin standing outside of Link's house, and then I heard all the voices coming from Link's house. I figured he had company over so I had to figure out a way to get them to leave. I then thought that if I held Marin hostage and threatened to hurt her that they would leave. So I grabbed Marin by the legs and told them my demand to leave Link and I alone together." Ruto said with a snobby look.

"And you, Marin?" Nayrue asked.

"I was coming by to maybe get a little something something from Link, but then I walked into the room and I saw them three fighting. I then left right away and decided to wait outside until they left. Then Ruto came along and held me hostage and that was that." Marin said as she glared at Ruto.

"Din, what is your excuse for such absurd behavior?" Nayrue questioned.

"Farfore and I were just minding our own business in the heavens and then we thought that these mortals were having a party. We then decided to go see what kind of action was going on down there. Then we got here and we spotted this total hottie. We couldn't keep our hands off him. Then the blonde told us that he was hers and that we had no right to touch him." Din said.

"There is only one way to settle this argument. Everybody meet at Saria's house in half an hour. If your not there, you have no chance in what is about to take place." Nayrue said as all the girls agreed. "Link you don't need to be there, but we'll be over sometime tomorrow."

Link nodded his head as the nine girls left him in peace. What are they up to now? Link thought.

Author's Note- I hope you enjoyed the first chapter. I know it has a lot of errors on it but as the story progresses it should get better. Remember I wrote the first couple chapters when I was a wee baby author.

Unknown Saiyan