Fan Fiction ❯ Twisted Romance ❯ Contest?! ( Chapter 2 )

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Twisted Romance

A/N: Another chapter for all you guys. Truth be told, I forgot I had an account on this website. Shame shame. Remember, I wrote this chapter when I was a wee author. So I was too lazy to fix it.

Chapter 2 Contest?!

As everyone crams through the door Mido slaps Malon on the ass creating a stampede that will be known as assorama!

"What is Mido doing here?!?!" Malon screamed as she toppled over everybody to get into Saria's house.

"He's just being perverted!" Saria commented.

"Well leave the perviness outside!" Malon screamed in Mido's face.

"Shutup, everyone!" Nayru demanded.

'SILENCE'

"Okay, I'm assuming that you all know why we're here..." Nayru started.

"Oh, oh, I don't!" Mido said bouncing up and down with his hand in the air.

"Um, may I ask what you are doing here?" Nayru questioned.

"Well, I um, like, heard Saria say Link's name, and like, um, I'm just a total fan of Link, and, so, um, I thought this was a Link fan club or something, so, I, um, you know..." Mido said.

"Oh MY GOD, HE'S GAY!!!!" Zelda screamed in horror.

"AAAAHHHHH!!!!" The rest of the girls added in.

"Hey, you guys aren't very nice...."Mido said as he looked to the ground.

"Well, the contest doesn't say anything about not being able to be a guy..."Nayru started.

"What?! There has to be something!!!" Zelda insisted.

"Actually there's nothing. All the rules state is that you have to be some- what in love with Link." Nayru said with a disappointed look on her face.

"Hey, Zelda if I were you I wouldn't worry about it. I mean now you have a chance of making it to the second round!" Saria retorted.

"BITCH!" Zelda screamed through her teeth in anger.

"Will you two ever stop?" Nayru said hoping they would get her point.

"I said, Will YOU TWO EVER STOP?!??!?!" Nayru said this time they seemed to understand her.

"Now, there will be eight rounds and one person will be eliminated each round. Then after the eighth round there will still be a remaining two contestants. There will then be three more rounds and on the third round Link will make his final decision. Am I understood?" Nayru asked.

Everyone nodded their heads in agreement.

"Alright here is a list of the rounds and their descriptions." Nayru said as she passed them out.

They looked as follows:

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Round 1 *Dinner at my house You know that saying the way to a man's heart is through his stomach? Well, we're going to test that theory. You are to prepare a dinner for you and Link to share. You will expect Link at you house at 7:00 pm and you will have until 10:00pm. The order will go alphabetically. (Din, Farfore, Malon, Marin, Mido, Navi, Nayru, Ruto, Saria, and Zelda.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Round 2 *Lover's Lane Everybody is to meet at Lover's Lane at 7:30 pm here everyone will get half an hour 'ALONE' with Link. You are only allowed to wear a one piece bathing suite that shows absolutely NO mid-drift! The night will conclude at midnight. Once again we will be going in alphabetical order. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Round 3 *The Museum YAWN, we all know what you're thinking. The museum=Bored. WRONG! Here Link will be able to see which girls can and can't make a boring situation 'fun'. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Round 4 *Lunch? Here, each girl will get to take Link out for lunch at the restaurant of her choice. You will have from 12:00 pm to 1:00 pm. Here Link will see who he 'clicks' with socially. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Round 5 *The Pool Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even the sweetest of boys are perverts, yes, even Link. Here he will be able to see your whole body. You may wear any bathing suite that you desire. (but keep in mind you can't go nude.) Here we are renting and indoor resort pool complete with hot tubs. The night will begin at 11:00 pm and end at 1:00 am. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Round 6 *The arcade Yeah, boring, right? Not for Link! Come on we have to let him do something he enjoys doing besides screwing...Ahem....The night will start at 9:00 and go until midnight. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Round 7 *Sushi Bar Instead of going to a sports bar we've decided to do something a little more erotic. So for the rest of our lucky contestants it will be eating sushi, karaoke, and socializing! Your evening will begin at 7:00pm and end at 10:00 pm. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Round 8 *The Club Three lucky contestants will get the chance to prove to Link why he wants them. Whether it's on the dance floor or in the back rooms...Ahem...Your late night will begin at 11:00pm and end around 3:00 am. Have fun...cough... *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Now we only have two contestants left. They will go through these three rounds and one will be our lucky winner at the end of the third! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Round 1b *Coffee Yup, you get a morning with Link. Here Link will make his final decision of who he likes to be around socially. You will meet Link at 6:00 am (Ha Ha Ha) and will depart from him at 8:00 am. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Round 2b *Torture Yup, it's just like it sounds like...Almost....You'll find out when you get there...;). *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Round 3b * Alone at Last Here, you will see your efforts pay off. It will go alphabetically and you will get one hour with Link. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* At the end of the third round Link will make his decision.

"Alright, everyone is to meet at Saria's house at 10:00 am. Link will be excepting us at 10:30 am. If you are found out to have been with Link before 10:30 am tomorrow you will be disqualified. Understood?" Nayru questioned.

Everyone nodded their heads in agreement, but this time with hope in their eyes.

"Very well. You are dismissed." Nayru said.

A/N: I know there are still a lot of errors, but don't worry as the story progresses they get better. I am just too lazy to go through the whole story again and fix it. I wrote this chapter over a year and a half ago.

Unknown Saiyan