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Ch. 3: The Good, The Bad, And The Stupid

M.Z.- I love this title!

Haiti- I don't!

Disclaimer-(chugs 2 liter bottle of Pepsi) She own nadda damn thang….

Everyone- Huh? O.o

Disclaimer- Oh, an she dun own dat Cedar Point thing…. (everyone stars blankly)

|*|----------Last Time----------|*|

"All of the other Spirit Detectives were killed trying to find to source of this Nephilim killer." Yusuke's jaw hit the floor. "Y-You mean?" "Yes…. You and one other are the last Spirit Detectives…. on Earth…." Kurama's gaze was lowered to the floor. "A-All of them?" "Yes Yusuke, each and every single on. It seems that whatever this `thing' is…." He paused, as if trying to find the courage after losing all his hope for his friends. "It doesn't want us to find it. But, we will. Right?" Yusuke snorted. "We? Sorry pal. I got a date with a TV." Botan stopped him. "Oh no you don't! You're going to help save the world just like the others! Right guys?" Kuwabara and Kurama nodded but Hiei looked like he was in thought. "Being able to see demons and humans together again makes me sick, but being able to see my mother again…." He nods and Yusuke gives Kuwabara a hive-five. "Yeah! Let's save the world and more!" "And kick some major butt!! Right?" Everyone fell down anime style. "Is that all you think about Kuwabaka?" "Hey! I am not a baka!" Everyone laughed and after a little while, Kuwabara joined in. This would be fun….

|*|----------This Time----------|*|

Everyone was still laughing from the comment, even Hiei! Once everyone calmed down, Koenma explained about the other Spirit detective being a dragon demon. He also said about how he was a `Moon Dragon' a new type of dragon demon. "His files are not uploaded into the computer which is why he probably wasn't attacked like the others." Yusuke got up from sitting against the wall. "Alright! Let's meet this Ramza dude and save the world before summer vacation is over!" "It won't be that easy Yusuke. Hey, Ramza! Over here!" Koenma motioned for someone to come out. (M.Z.- Ever see Ramza off of FFT? If not, he looks similar Cloud from FF7.) "Hello." Yusuke and Kuwabara rolled their eyes. "Great, yet another Kurama. Things can't get any better, can they Kuwabara?" Kuwabara shook his head. "Not in a millions years Urameshi, not in a million years…." Koenma looked at Yusuke, then at Kuwabara, then back at Yusuke. "Okay, drama moment over!" Yusuke turned to Koenma. "Who said it was a moment?" Koenma sighed as the five detectives gathered around his desk. "Okay, now we have located the Nephilim in America. You'll be taking a plane. My cousin will meet you there along with a maid, a wizard, and the creator of The Chipp." Yusuke blinked. "Uh, `The' Chipp?" Yusuke made quotes with his fingers. "Yep, a device that can dig up info on it own. Pretty cool huh? Now if you don't mind…. GET OUT!!!!" Koenma opened a portal and the gang was thrown in. "Whew…. I sure hope those idiots can pull this one off!"

|*|----------Domino Police Station: Next Morning----------|*|

Yugi, Solomon, Tea, Tristan, and Joey walked into the station, only to have Yugi crowded with new reporters. There were questions, cameras, and microphones being shoved in his face. "How did you survive? What was it like? Can you give us information on the bat? Where'd it come from? Did someone send it? Did it attack you?…." Yugi covered his ears from all the screaming. "Ey! Give da man some breathing room!" Everyone shut their yaps after hearing that. `Heh, they must think Joey is some sort of bodyguard.' Yugi thought and uncovered his ears. "Thanks Joey." Joey gave the thumbs-up. "Ey, don't mention it! Anything for a friend!" He turned back to the crowd. "Now, to answer the questions that I heard. I don't know. I was really scared. No, I can't. I don't know. I don't know. And no, I didn't. And yes, that was in order." Him and the others walked through the shocked group toward the officer Yugi had talked to yesterday.

"Uh, hello?" Yugi tapped the officer on the shoulder. He turned around. "Hm? Oh yes, right this way, we want to make sure what happened was clear." "Wha-What?" "Do I have to repeat myself?" The officer said coldly over his shoulders. "Uh, no I just wanted to know what you meant." The officer didn't reply. "Geez, this guy's serious about his job, ey Yuge?" Joey whispered to Yugi, who nodded in response. "Well, lets get the questioning over with."

|*|----------On The Plane With Yusuke And Co.----------|*|

"No more peanuts Yusuke!" Kurama said trying to hold him back. "Aw come on! I wanna try that peanut trick!!" Kuwabara turned around and looked over his seat. "Kuwabara! Sit down!" Ramza said quietly, noticing the attention he was drawing. "Ha! I bet you could even hit the target that was in front of you Urameshi!" Yusuke glared at Kuwabara, who was in front of him. Hiei, who was on the right of Yusuke, kicked the back of Kuwabara's chair. "Sit down baka or you'll get us thrown off the plane!" He hissed, quietly, but loud enough for Kuwabara to hear. He turned back around and was quiet for the rest of the ride.

About halfway through the ride, Yusuke got bored. Kurama, Kuwabara, and Hiei were sleeping but who could blame em? The ride was boring! Then he remembered hearing about a water park and roller coaster park all in one. So he asked Ramza about it since he's been to America before. Ramza said something about going to Cedar Point when the mission was over. "Ya think we can come back? Koenma might have already found replacements. You know how he is, right?" Yusuke whispered to Ramza over a sleeping Kurama. "Well, if found replacements, he wouldn't send them here to help us. He'll lose more people that way. We could go before we go back so we don't have to come back later." Yusuke let out a relieved sigh. "Good…. I want to do something fun for summer!"

The plane landed after a few more hours and everyone started piling out of the plane. The detectives were walking through the airport looking for Koenma's cousin. "Hey! Over here!!" A girl with mid-back length brown hair and brown eyes walked up to them. "Ya'll the last of the Spirit Detectives right?" She said in a country-like tone. "Yes sir ma'am." Yusuke said with the same accent. "-_- Okay shut up. I'm Kiky and these are our Chipp creators: Kimmy, Haiti, and Sakura!" She said pointing to a Dark Magician Girl, a Dark Magician, and a Mighty Mage. (M.Z.- What's that thing called? Ya know the one in white Yami used in that dice game with Duke? Sakura-(sniff) You hate me….) Yusuke laughed. "Huh? I don't get it Urameshi, what's so funny?" Kiky glared at Yusuke, who kept laughing by the way. "S-Sakura!! That's a girl's name!!" Yusuke said between laughs. Sakura walked up a knocked Yusuke right up on the head with his staff. "Take that for girl!!" Yusuke backed away rubbing his head. "Of course it suits you just fine!!" He said laughing nervously. Everyone was laughing at Yusuke's misfortune, well, Hiei wasn't. "Right this way guys, I'll take you to The Dome!" All the detectives stopped laughing and Yusuke stopped rubbing his head. "Huh? The Dome?" "I'll explain on the way!"

|*|----------Kame Game Store----------|*|

Yugi and his friends walked in after Solomon. "Oy! Talk about dramatic!!" Joey agreed. "Ya man, what's with all the bat this an bat that?" "Well, at least he was kind." Joey sat down on a chair. "Yea, what, ever!" "A least that's over with!" Solomon turned on the news and, yet again, was one of the many reports of Yugi. "Man, I'm sick of seeing my face everywhere!" Tea turned off the TV. "It'll only get worse. At least until they find out why you didn't die. That's just life." Yugi sighed in defeat. "Yeah, you're right. Maybe I should lock myself in a room and get depressed." Everyone laughed. "Very funny Yugi." He buried his face in his hands. "I'm serious…." He mumbled.

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M.Z.- Sorry for the O.O.C.-ness!

Yami- What's that?

Everyone- -.-

Ky- Review so we can go home and never come back! (everyone starts to cheer)

M.Z.- Keep dreaming! (everyone hisses) O.O

-Meow

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