Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ ~*Yuna*~'s Final Fantasy Talk Show ❯ Episode 1: Secret Affairs Part 1 ( Chapter 1 )

~*Yuna*~'s Final Fantasy Talk Show Chapter 1

By YunaAngelOfHell

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Squaresoft characters because I'm not rich like the Squaresoft people.

A/N: This is an old story, I'm just re-uploading it cause fanfiction took it off…I'm just trying to see if it

can stay up this time, hehehe…oh, and I also wanted to see if I could get more reviews again. ::looks

hopefully:: I edited a couple of things, too.

~*~*~*WARNING*~*~*~ There are spoilers for the Final Fantasy Games in this story.

Oh, and I'm ~*Yuna*~, the host.

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~*Yuna*~: hi, everybody!!!

Everybody: hi, ~*Yuna*~!!

~*Yuna*~: welcome to my show! The Final Fantasy Talk Show where we talk about anything with the

Final Fantasy characters!!

~*Yuna*~: okay, today's topic is…………drum roll, please

::crickets chirping::

~*Yuna*~: I said drum roll please!!!

Everyone: …

~*Yuna*~: don't you people know how to do anything???

Someone: No!

~*Yuna*~: whatever…

~*Yuna*~: ::sits down in her comfy host's chair:: okay, today's topic is "secret affairs"!!!

::applause light goes off::

Audience: ::applauds::

~*Yuna*~: let's welcome our first guest…Rinoa!!!!

Audience: ::applauds while rinoa comes on the stage::

Rinoa: ::sits down on a hard chair:: hello, ~*Yuna*~

~*Yuna*~: hello, rinoa

~*Yuna*~: so I heard you've been cheating on squall for the past 2 months

Rinoa: yes, that's true

Audience: ooooOOOOOO

~*Yuna*~: with who, may I ask?

Rinoa: …Tidus

Yuna: WHAT?!?!? ::comes on the stage from backstage:: HOW DARE YOU!!!! ::starts beating rinoa up::

~*Yuna*~: ::stands up:: hey, hey, hey! No fighting on my show…well, there is fighting on my show, but it's all fake… anyways, Yuna, you're supposed to come onstage when we tell you to

Yuna: but this #$@&% had an affair with MY guy!!

~*Yuna*~: I don't care!! And absolutely NO profanities on MY show! Now go backstage! ::points

backstage::

Yuna: ok… ::starts to walk backstage and gives rinoa a death glare on the way:: ::thinks:: I'm gonna find

tidus and KILL him!!!

Rinoa: oww… thanks, ~*Yuna*~

~*Yuna*~: hey, I only did it because the people I work for told me to. If they weren't there, you would be

dead by now!

Rinoa: ::mutters:: well, that's reassuring…

~*Yuna*~: ::ignores rinoa:: now let's talk about your affair ::sits back down::

Rinoa: ok. It all started when tidus the champion blitzball player was coming to balamb garden for a visit

~*Yuna*~: I'm listening…

Rinoa: squall and I had just been in a fight and I was sad. I met tidus and then we started to go out

Audience: oooooooooOOOOOO

~*Yuna*~: so why did you keep this a secret from squall?

Rinoa: because he's the leader of balamb garden and he makes a lot of money

Audience: booooooooo

~*Yuna*~: ok…now let's have squall come out! ::Talks in my radio thingy:: ok, we're ready for squall.

Oh, and make sure the paramedics are near.

Backstage workers: Roger that. :: sends squall onstage::

Squall: hey, rinoa!

Rinoa: hey

Squall: what's wrong?

~*Yuna*~: squall, rinoa has chosen to come on this show to tell you something

Rinoa: squall, I've been having an affair with tidus

Squall: really? I've been having an affair with quistis

Audience: ::gasps::

~*Yuna*~: wow, we weren't expecting that

Squall: oh well we're even now

Rinoa: we're even?

Squall: yeah, I guess

~*Yuna*~: so are you guys are staying together?

Rinoa: probably

~*Yuna*~: well, that's our first affair revealed, now we have Queen Garnet on the show!!! ::talks in

radio thingy:: send Queen Garnet in!

Backstage Workers: roger! ::Sends Garnet onstage::

Audience: ::applauds as Queen Garnet walks on stage::

Garnet: ::tries to sit down in her poufy dress but she can't::

~*Yuna*~: ok, we'll hear Garnet's story after this commercial break!

~*~*~*~*~*~*Commercial*~*~*~*~*~*~

:: Laguna comes on the screen::

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Raine: ::monotone:: how is this product supposed to work??

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Raine: ::still monotone:: oh, my god. That is so wonderful. Let's try it

Ellone: ::puts some goo on a stain that appeared out of nowhere::

::stain disappears after 5 minutes::

Raine: ::STILL monotone:: o wow. It disappeared.

Laguna: as you have witnessed, the stain disappeared immediately! And this goo is really cheap! Only 100

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Ellone: so call 9844-524-2123 to buy you super duper goo today!!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*End of Commercial*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Well, I made a couple of changes that might make the story better…tell me what you think!!!! Review! ^_~

Love and Peace of Cake (Don't Ask),

~*Yuna*~ Angel Of Hell