Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ A Final Fantasy X Fairy Tale ❯ Chapter 2

Meanwhile at The Castle of...Evil...Diabolical...SPARKLES!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Lord Seymour: So, the young princess has left the safety of her castle. Now she will be mine!!! *laughs maniacally* Now where did those henchmen get off to...

 

Yunalesca and Yu Yevon: We're here my lord!

 

Seymour: Your orders are to bring Princess Yuna to me!!!

 

Yu Yevon: I'm sorry, what did you say, I was being distracted by Yunalesca's cleavage.

 

Yunalesca: *slaps Yu Yevon* I heard the order my lord.

 

Seymour: Excellent. Now go!

 

The plot thickens!!! Now to see what Tidus is doing.....

 

Tidus: *is bouncing a blitzball on his head* 1,174...1,175...1,176...

 

(I was wondering where Tidus got all that brain damage from.)

 

Tidus: *trips* No! My record! Who did this! *looks to find he's lying on top of a girl* OH! *gets off her*

 

Yuna: *groans*

 

Tidus: I'll take her home with me!!!! *runs off with Yuna in his arms*

 

Meanwhile, with Auron and Rikku...

 

Rikku: Are we there yet?

 

Auron: No.

 

Rikku: Are we there yet?

 

Auron: No!

 

Rikku: Are we there yet?

 

Auron: NO!!!

 

Rikku: Ok.

 

They're getting along just fine! Let's see what Tidus and Yuna are up to...

 

Yuna: Where am I?

 

Tidus: At my house!

 

Yuna: Who are you?

 

Tidus: My name's Tidus and you're really pretty!!!

 

Yuna: *blushes* Why thank you Tidus. My name's Yuna.

 

Tidus: Hey Yuna, you wanna go for a walk with me? We could get ice cream!

 

Yuna: OK!!!

 

And so the two lovebirds go for a sunlit walk to get ice cream. Meanwhile, Auron and Rikku finally find the princess....

 

Rikku: Look! It's Princess Yuna! Hi Yuna!!!!

 

Yuna: AH!!! You'll never take me alive!!!!!!

 

Auron: That can be arranged. *fingers his sword*

 

Rikku: *slaps Auron* Stop being scary!!! We're supposed to bring Yuna back alive!!!

 

Auron: Fine. *puts his sword away*

 

Tidus: What's going on?

 

Yuna: We have to run now! *grabs Tidus's hand and they run away*

 

Rikku: Hey! They're getting away!!!!!

 

Auron: Let's get them!!!!

 

And so Auron and Rikku chase after Princess Yuna and Tidus the peasant.... But Yuna and Tidus run into some very strange people....

 

Yunalesca: *slaps Yu Yevon*

 

Yu Yevon: I wasn't looking!!!

 

Yunalesca: You were thinking of looking.

 

Yuna and Tidus: *run around the corner and crash into Yunalesca and Yu Yevon and are rendered unconscious*

 

Yu Yevon; Crazy teens.

 

Yunalesca: That's the princess!!!!

 

Yu Yevon: She has a nice butt!

 

Yunalesca: *slaps him* You need to stop thinking of such perverted things. Now carry the princess back to the castle.

 

Yu Yevon: What about the boy? *points to Tidus*

 

Yunalesca: *grabs Tidus's ankles* I'll drag him along with us.

 

And so the princess was captured by the evil henchman and woman and taken to The Castle of Evil...Diabolical...SPARKLES!!!! Auron and Rikku saw what was going on and followed them back to the castle......