Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ A Final Fantasy X Fairy Tale ❯ Chapter 3

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Seymour: YAY! Now I have a princess of my very own!!!! In your face Yu Yevon!!!

Yu Yevon: That was uncalled for..... *walks away*

Yunalesca: What are you going to do with the princess?

Seymour: I'm gonna marry her! Then I'll be a prince!

Yunalesca: What about the king?

Seymour: Uh.... I'll kill him?

Yunalesca: Yes. You kill the king and then you become the ruler of the land.

Seymour: This is gonna be SO much fun!!!! *runs off giggling*

Yunalesca: *sweatdrops* I'm surrounded by idiots.

Let's see what Tidus is up to........

Tidus: Ok, so I'm trapped in a room, the door is locked, I have some keys, WHAT do I do? *thinks for a sec* I'll ram the door down!!!!

That's smart...

Tidus: NO!!!! You're back!!!! *goes into the fetal position*

Heh heh heh. I strike again...

*The door opens.*

Auron: What's in this room? *sees Tidus* What the @%$#!!!! *shuts the door*

Rikku: What was in there?

Auron: A boy in the fetal position.

Rikku: Oh. Ok. Let's keep going!

Meanwhile, where Seymour and Yuna are.......

Seymour: Marry me Yuna! And together we can rule the world!!!!!

Yuna: But I don't wanna!!!!!!

Seymour: Yes you do!

Yuna: No I don't!!!!

Seymour: Yes you do!!!

Yuna: NO I DON'T AND THAT'S FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seymour: Ok. *leaves*

Let's see what Tidus is doing......

Tidus: *gets off the floor* Now I have to save Yuna!!! *pauses* How do I do that.

By being smart.

Tidus: I can do that!

No you can't.

Tidus: Stop being so mean to me! It hurts my feelings! *cries*

Crybaby.

Tidus: I hate you!!!!! *runs away*

That's so fun. Anyways, Auron and Rikku are still trying to find Yuna, Tidus is acting like a moron, Seymour is crying because Yuna hates him, Yu Yevon is looking at Yunalesca's cleavage, and Yunalesca is slapping him every five seconds. All is well in the world......

Rikku: Let's try this door!!!

Auron: Fine. *opens the door* Princess Yuna!

Rikku: We finally found you!!!

Yuna: *runs over* I wanna go home!!!! *whimpers*

Auron: Ok, come on.

Yuna: YAY!!! I'm saved!!!

So Yuna's been saved, but what about Tidus.....

Tidus: *sees Rikku* Hey! You!

Rikku: Hey Auron! It's that peasant boy that was with Yuna in the park!!!

Yuna: HI TIDUS!!!! Why are you here?

Tidus: I'm here to save you!!!

Yuna: I love you Tidus!!!! *hugs him*

Auron: Can we go now?

So the group makes their way to the exit (which is pointed out to them by the flashing neon signs reading `EXIT'). When they reach it they are confronted by Seymour and his goons.......

Seymour: I'm not going to let you take Yuna away from me!!!!

Yuna: I hate you Seymour!!! I love Tidus!!!!

Seymour: NO!!!!! Attack Yunalesca and Yu Yevon!!!!!

Yunalesca: What are we supposed to do? We can't fight.

Yu Yevon: Yeah. We suck remember?

Seymour: Darn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Auron: *draws his sword* Move. Now.

*Yunalesca and Yu Yevon step aside.*

Seymour: I'm not moving!!!

Auron: *pokes Seymour with his sword*

Seymour: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rikku: Did you just pee your pants?

Seymour: N-no. Of course not.

Tidus: He did. You can see a wet spot on his pants.

Seymour: Stop picking on me!!!! *runs away crying*

Auron: *looks at Yunalesca and Yu Yevon* What about you two?

Yunalesca: I'm going to become a model for Victoria's Secret!!!! *looks at Yu Yevon* You can have him. *tosses him to Auron*

Auron: *drops him* I don't want him.

Rikku: Let's give him to King Braska as a present!!!!!

Yuna: That's a great idea!!!!!!!

Yu Yevon: I don't wanna go!!!!!! I want to stay with Yunalesca!!!!!!!!!!! I love her!!!!!!!!!!

Yunalesca: Fine, you can come with me.

Yu Yevon: YAY!!!!!!!!! *hugs Yunalesca* Thank you!!!!!!!!!!

Yunalesca: We're gonna go now. Here, hold my stuff. *hands bags to Yu Yevon*

Yu Yevon: This is the best day of my life!!!!!

So it's a happy ending for all (except Seymour). Yuna and Tidus went to the castle and were later married; Auron and Rikku also went to the castle and Auron got himself a lot of beer, and Rikku annoyed Auron some more; Yunalesca became a model for Victoria's Secret; Yu Yevon became a pimp; and Seymour is crying and trying to wash the pee out of his pants.....

The End