Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ A Month In The Life Of Final Fantasy ❯ The Battle ( Chapter 1 )

A Month In The Life Of Final Fantasy

One day a mysterious person throws a rock with

a note on it through the window where Cloud and his

friends are.The rock hits Yuffie right in the head and kills her.

All: YAY!

Vincent:......

Barret: FART!

Cloud:The note says to meet some gay person at the Highwind

Cid: How the f*** does this person know about the Highwind?

Barret: I dunno foo'

Tifa: Well, Let's get our weapons and go!

Later On That Day.....

Standing next to the Highwind are two figures in black.

RedXIII:Huh?

1st Mysterious Figure in black: It is time for us to reveal ourselves

They throw their cloaks into the air!

Sephiroth:Ha ha ha ha!

Aeris: Sephy brought me back from the dead.

Cloud:How could he ?We killed him!

Aeris: He faked his death

Cloud: Just like the wuss you are Sephiroth!

Tifa: Bring it on Aeris!

Aeris: Prepare to die!

While Cloud,Tifa, Aeris and Sephiroth are fighting the others are just standing there.

Cid: Wanna go get some lunch?

The Rest: Yeah!

Tifa: Beat Rush, Somersault ,Waterkick ,Meteo Drive ,Dolphin Blow ,Meteor Strike, FINAL HEAVEN!

Aeris: Ughh... Healing Wind!

Cloud: Omni-Slash!

Sephiroth: Ow! Ow! Ow!

While Cloud and Sephiroth are taking it out on each other. Tifa and Aeris are still having a Cat Fight

Tifa: Magic, Ultima!

Aeris: Magic, Bolt!

Tifa: Looks like you haven't trained very well.

Aeris: GRRR!

Tifa: FINAL HEAVEN!!

Aeris: AHHH!

Aeris's blood is splattered all over the ground.

Tifa: How weak!

Cloud: Magic, Fire 3

Sephy: Oh crud! My hair's on fire!

While Sephy is trying to put the fire out....

Cloud: This should be easy.OMNI-SLASH!!

Sephy:Ughhhh!

Sephy dies.

Tifa: CLOUD! Are you ok?

Cloud: Yeah I'm fine

Tifa: Let's go

Cloud: Ok

They get on the Highwind because the others walked.

The next day....

A note at the door!

Cloud:Oh no not this again!

Tifa: It's from..... Yuffie?

Tifa: She says to meet her at The Northern Crater.

All: No Way!

THE END OR IS IT?

The Biggest Fight Ever

Chapter 2

Cloud and friends are having a day off at the Gold Saucer.

Cloud: Tifa,Can I speak to you in private?

Tifa: Sure!

Cloud: Tifa,Will you marry me?

Tifa:Yes!

Cloud:Here ( gives her a ring )

Tifa:It's so beautiful!

Cloud:Let's go

Red XIII: I wonder how Yuffie's doing in the Lifestream

At the Lifestream.....

Yuffie:I hate this place it has no MATERIA!

At the Gold Saucer....

Cid: I'm sure she's fine.( takes out a cigarette )

Siren goes off!

Waitress: No Smoking allowed here! ( takes his cigarette )

Cid: Give that back! ( takes out his spear )

Waitress: O-ok here...

A man walks in....

Man: I have a special delivery for AVALANCHE!

Barret: Over here foo'

Man: Here!

Cait Sith: I predict it will be something from some-one evil!

They open it....

Tifa:There's a note...

Tifa:It says... Ha ha ha ha! If you don't meet us in the Northern Crater! We will kill someone from your group!

Cloud: We better go

On the Highwind...

Vincent: I'd rather be a Vampire than a person doing this...ohhh

They get there...

Tifa: Everyone get your weapons out

Cloud: Are we ready?

All: Yeah!

Cloud: Are we gonna win?

All: Yeah!

Barret: Man, we sound like a Cheerleading Squad don't we foo'?

All: Yeah!

They get to the bottom.....

ALL THE WEAPONS ARE THERE!

Red XII: This is gonna be this biggest fight ever just like the title says!

Yuffie's ghost comes along..

Yuffie's Ghost: Whoooooooooo! How dare you? Whoooooo!

Cid: &%#$ off Yuffie! ( whacks her ghost in the head with his spear)

Yuffie: Oh no ! I've died again!

Ruby Weapon: Mmpphh ( attack! )

Ultima Weapon: Mphpphh ( no because I'm the Ultima Weapon )

Emerald Weapon: Mpphhhhhh( just attack would you!? )

Ruby Weapon: Ruby Earthquake!

Ultima Weapon: Ultima Attack!

Tifa: FINAL HEAVEN!

Cloud: OMNISLASH!

Barret: CATASTROPHE!

Red XIII:LIMITED MOON!

CAIT SITH: SLOT!

CID:HIGHWIND!

Ruby Weapon dies

Tifa:Bolt 3!

Cloud: Fire 3!

Barret: Ice 3!

Emerald Weapon dies

Cid: Ultima!

Cait Sith: MEGA MOUTH!

Ultima Weapon dies

Tifa: Yeah! Let's go now!

Cloud:Alright!

On the Highwind..

Tifa: Now you and me can get married now Cloud!

Cloud: Ok, when we get to Nibleheim.

In Nibleheim...

Minister: Do you Tifa Lockheart take Cloud Strife as your husband?

Tifa: I do

Minister: Do you Cloud Strife take Tifa Lockheart as your awfully wedded wife?

Cloud: I do

Minister: I now pronounce you husband and wife

Minister: You may kiss the bride.

Tifa and Cloud share a kiss.

They go home and live happily ever after.

THE END

CHAPTER 3

At The Lifestream

Yuffie:OOOO Sephiroth! ( Runs up to him and steals his materia)

Sephiroth:HEY! That was all my mastered materia!

Yuffie:Hahahahaha!

Sephy:Aeris come over here and get her!

Aeris:Okay.

Yuffie:Bring it on!

Battle Music Plays

Yuffie:Steal!

Aeris:That was all MY mastered materia!

Yuffie:Haha! You snooze you lose!

Yuffie:Ultima!

Aeris:Arggggghhh! Healing Wind!

Yuffie:Fire 3!

Aeris:Yow! It's hot!

Yuffie:Ice 3!

Aeris:Chill out Yuffie!

Yuffie:Bolt 3!

Aeris:Help Me! ( Tries to dodge the thunder bolts)

Yuffie:Okay,This battle is won!

Aeris:You're really good Yuffie!

Yuffie:Don't suck up to me!

Sephy:She must be good with our materia...how about a Tag Team?

Yuffie:Fine

Sephy:Choose someone from your team

Yuffie:Cloud or Tifa?

Yuffie:Hmmm

Seph:Choose!

Yuffie:CLOUD!

Cloud gets teleported to the Lifestream

Cloud:Where am I?

Yuffie:The Lifestream

Cloud:Whatever

Battle Music Plays Again

Seph:Super Nova!

Cloud:Omni-Slash!

Yuffie:Ultima!

Aeris: Attack!

Yuffie:Bahumat!

Sephy:Fire 2!

Aeris:Attack!

Cloud:Ifrit!

Aeris dies

Cloud:AERIS!

Yuffie:All Creation!

Sephy:Attack!!!

Cloud:Omni-Slash!

Sephy dies!

Yuffie:Hahaha I knew we could win!

Cloud gets teleported back

Yuffie:That was fun now I'll go haunt Cid

Cid's house

Cid:Tea Time!

Yuffie:OOOOO CID!

Cid:What was that? ( Drops tea pot and tea flies all over Yuffie)

Yuffie:AHHH IT'S HOT!

Cloud and Tifa's House

Tifa: Cloud,What do you want to do today?

Cloud:ZzZzzZ

Yuffie:Hmmm(Floats over to cloud and slaps him)

Cloud:Yow!Tifa!

Tifa:What?

Cloud:You slapped me!

Tifa:Did not!

Cloud:Okay

Barret's House

Barret:Marlene!

Marlene:What,Papa?

Barret:Nothing

Yuffie:Marlene!

Marlene:WHAT!

Barret:Marlene don't yell!

Marlene:Okay

Yuffie:Hahaha!(While flying out she drops a materia)

Marlene:Hmm,What's this?

Marlene:WOW, A mastered Knights Of The Round materia!

Barret:Marlene! Don't Yell!

Yuffie:Oh no! MY MATERIA!

Yuffie:I'll go back to the Lifestream!

Yuffie:OOO ZACK!

Steals all his materia!

Yuffie:Yess! Got my materia back!

Zack:HEY!

Battle Music Plays

Zack: Oh darn! Got no materia! Don't know how to battle..

Yuffie: Hmmm ( wait til I tell Cloud this..hee hee hee )

Ultima!

Zack:Hmm...U.l.t.i.m.a? What is that? * gets blasted by Ultima*

Aeris comes in..

Aeris: ZACK!

Zack: AERIS!

Yuffie: YOU KNOW EACH OTHER?

Aeris:Yes-We are boyfrien..OW!

Zack: *whispers to Aeris* That girl is kinda cute!

Aeris: *whispers back* That's Yuffie, Materia Hunter

Zack:Wanna go on a date with me Yuff?

Yuffie: *whispers to Aeris* Should I?

Aeris: If ya want!

Yuffie:YES! Well,you are cute!

Back In The Real World..

Barret: You're awfully good with Marlene..Will ya marry me?

Elmyra:Yes I Will!

Barret:Who should be the bridesmaid?

Elmyra:Tifa!

*557345698756*

Cloud:Yo?

Barret: Cloud will you be my usher and will Tifa be my Elmyra's bridesmaid?

Cloud:Suuuuuuuuure.

*Beep! Beep!*

In The Lifestream...

Aeris is watching a small T.V and sees Barret asking her mom to marry her on it.

Aeris: *eyes widen* No don't do it mom! NOOOO! Now I'm related to Barret! *throws up in paper bag she finds*

Sephy: *floats by Aeris* OOO whatcha got there Aeris?

Aeris: *looks up* Oh this? *holds up paper bag* Do you want it?

Sephy: OOO! Yes!

Aeris: *smiles evilly* Here ya go! *pops bag in Sephy's face.

Sephy: *screams like a girl* AHHH! What is this?! *licks it* Hm...

Aeris: EWWWW! *runs off*

The Real World...

Tifa: *holding wet plate and dish towel* Who was that on the phone hon?

Cloud: Barret...

Tifa: What'd he want?

*window shatters*

?????: *farts* Oops...

??????: HEY! That stinks!

Tifa: Hey, who's there?

?????: *clears throat* We are...

????: Prepare for trouble...

?????: Make it double...

?????: To protect the world from devastation...

?????: To unite all people's within our nation...

?????: To denounce the evil of truth and love....

Tifa: *whispers to Cloud* Should I get em?

Cloud: *whispers back* Umm..see what they have to say first...

?????: To extend our reach to the stars above...

*Team Rocket music plays*

??????: *throws off cloak* Elmyra!

?????: *throws off cloak* Barret!

Elmyra: Team Final Fantasy blasts off at the speed of light...

Barret: Surrender now or prepare to fight!

????: That's right!

Barret and Elmyra stare at ????...so do Cloud and Tifa...

????: Marlene!

Tifa: They wanna fight, they got one! *uses Final Heaven and sends all 3 flying*

All: Team Final Fantasy is blasting off again! *ping!*

A white piece of paper flies onto the floor...

Cloud and Tifa,

If you are wondering where we got that song we got it off this Australian Show called Cheez TV.

It is called Poke'mon.

Barret, Elmyra and Marlene.

Cloud: Oh..kay..

Tifa: Let's go to Australia and see this Cheez TV! *smiles*

Cloud: Kay..let's bring everybody else too..Barret and Elmyra can get married there..

The Next Day...

Cid: Whohoo! Mail *runs outside in his underwear*

Unfortunately at a bad time...

Kid #1: Look the Captain's outside wearing his undies!

Kid #2: *laughs* Everybody look at the captain!

The parents come outside to see what all the commotion is and see...

A bright red Cid with his undies on holding the mail...

Cid: Eh surprise?!

Parent #1: Won't somebody please think of the children?!

Parent #2: *faints* AHHHH!

Cid runs inside and shows Shera the mail..

Shera: Mail from Cloud and Tifa... *reads and finds two plane tickets*

Shera: Whoohoo! Cid we're going to Australia!

Cid: MEH?! *drinks tea*

Vincent's Cave

Vincent:.....Meh..Cloud and Tifa sent me an email..*clicks on it and sees a message pop up*

Vincent: G'day mates! I'm having a ripping time here! WHOOO Australia! *grabs surfboard and runs out to the lake*

Vinnie: *takes of shades* Where are all the waves?

Author: Doesn't he know you can't surf in a lake?

In Australia...

Barret: Isn't it loovely here?

Author: Barret and family got sent to Australia when hit by Tifa..No airfares guaranteed!

Elmyra: That's lovely dear. *corrects him*

Barret: I just said that foo'! *misunderstands her*

Cosmo Canyon....

Nanaki aka Red XII is handing out mail to the people there...

Nanaki: Smith! *throws mail*

Nanaki: Bitchaman! *throws mail* HUH?!

Nanaki: Nanaki! *throws mail* Hey wait that's me...

Mrs Happychappy: Here it is sir *hands mail over*

Nanaki: Uh ruff thanks!

Nanaki: I'm going to Australia! I'm going to Australia!

FF8 World...

Rinoa: Wow Squall! Some Cloud and Tifa Strife have invited us to go to Australia with them...

Squall:....

Author: Everybody meet Vincent's twin brother! *points to Squall*

Rinoa: They're from Kalm... Where the heck is Kalm?

Squall: Everywhere you aren't...

Rinoa: Oh your so hurtful! *runs off crying*

Author: Squall's only got one chick left and that chick is.. our final contestant please!

Quistis: ME! Yes, that's right I've had a crush on Squall for years!

Squall: Wait! No Rinoa! Come back!

Rinoa: *whispers to Angelo* Now this is what ya gotta do..you gotta jump Squall!

Quistis's Class...

The class is working quietly except there are some noises..the noises of Quistis downloading a picture of Squall onto her comp!

Author: You witch! *rips off Trepie #1 sticker!*

Quistis: Mmm..an email..Oh who's this? *reads email carefully*

Quistis: Tifa and Cloud off FF7, yes I remember these older people than us..Yes I played FF7 on my PS2!

*reads email again*

Quistis: AUSTRALIA! *dances around*

*Class looks up in surprise*

Quistis:*sweatdrops* Uh..Class dismissed!

Zell's Room...

Zell: Hey a letter! Hope it's not a flamer from that TUFF_S site I sent a fan fic to! *reads letter*

Zell: Oh wow it's not! It's a letter to Australia with a Mr and Mrs Cloud Strife!

Selphie and Irvine's Field of Grass.. (yes that's right a field of grass!)

Selph: Irvy, we got an letter today!

Irvy: Really who from?

Selph: *jumps up and wiggles hips* From people off FF7! They invited us to Australia!

Irvy: Where is Australia?

Selph: Meh..Some other state!

Irvy: Wanna go?

Selph: Well everybody else is..so we can too!

The Cockpit..

Squall: Could Selphie,Rinoa,Quistis,Irvine and Zell please report to the cafeteria? Anybody in there clear out!

The Cafeteria...

Zell: I'M LATE! I'M LATE! I'M LATE!

Selphie: That's my line! *whacks Zell with Nunchaku and sends him flying into the hotdog stand*

Zell: *phased out* G-got any hotdo-ogs mam?

Lady: No try again tomorrow!

Squall: Who is going to Australia?

ALL: MEEE!

At The Airport in 3 Days...

Squall: I'm next to Rinoa Heartilly...

Rinoa: I'm next to Squally-boy over here! *drags him to their seats*

Irvy: I'm next to Selph! *drapes arm around her and takes them*

Quistis: I'm next to...ZELL DINCHT!

Zell: Come on man! *goes to drape arm around her but...*

Quistis: Lay one finger on me and you'll get a taste of my whip! *snarls*

Zell: Okay..

FF7..

Cloud: Me next to the one the only..Tifa Strife! *flourishes hands*

Tifa: Cloud..:*blushes*

They wander off and find their seats...

Cid: I'm next to SHERA! *my wife*

Vincent: I'm sitting to Red..

Flight Attendant (FA) :I'm sorry but we don't let animals board the plane.

Red: I'm not a damn animal! *bares teeth*

FA: G-go rrr-ight ahhh-ahead ssssir...

Pilot: We're starting the plane in 5..

Pilot: 4..

Pilot: 3...

Pilot: 2..

Pilot: 1... TAKEOFF! *pushes button and plane starts*

FF7/8: Get ready Aussies! We're coming to Australia....