Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ A Month In The Life Of Final Fantasy ❯ On The Plane... ( Chapter 2 )

On The Plane...

Squall: .......*frowns*

Selphie: What's wrong with him?

Rinoa: Oh he's just found he's got a long lost sister called Tifa Lockheart. Apparently she just got married and her name is Tifa Strife. Her husband is Cloud Strife from FF7.

Squall: .......

Zell: What's wrong with him now? *chews hotdog thoughtfully*

Rinoa: Oh he's just got laryngitis...*looks up surprised*

Author: Sheesh..what is up with him anyway?

On The FF7 side of the Plane....

Vincent:.... *frowns like Squall*

RedXIII: What is up with you Vinnie?

Vincent: I hate aeroplanes...

RedXIII: ......

Cloud: I love you Teef...

Tifa: I love you Cloud..*blushes and giggles*

Cloud: I think we've forgotten something....

Outside the plane...

Cait Sith,Kiros,Ward and Laguna: HEY! WAIT FOR US!

Inside the plane again...

Tifa: I knew we'd forgotten something..*looks out window and sees them* Oh my lord!

Cid: Shera....

Shera: Cid....*look at each other hearts in their eyes.*

FF8 side....

Quistis: Hey have WE forgotten someone?

Selphie: Yes! Seifer, Fujiin and Rajiin.

Quistis: Oh okay...*looks out of the window and sees them hanging onto the plane.* WHAT?! *jumps out of her seat*

FA: I'm sorry mam but please sit down. You could hurt someone.

Quistis: If I have to sit down it's you I'm going to hurt!

FA: Look mam sit DOWN! *glares at Quistis*

Quistis: Okay..*whimpers and sits down*

Outside of the plane...

Seifer: Yes we have finally gotten onto the plane! *laughs evilly*

Suddenly a blast of wind hits Seifer and he falls off the wing of the plane...

Seifer: Ahhhhhh!

Fujiin: WE'RE A POSSE!

Rajiin: Ya know! Where's our leader?

Fujiin: YOU MEAN SEIFER?!

Rajiin: Yeah,ya know!

Fujiin: HE FELL OFF THE PLANE!

Rajiin: Ya know I've had a crush on you for ages Fujiin, ya know!

Fujiin: I'VE HAD ONE ON YOU TOO AND STOP SAYING THAT! *kicks Rajiin in the shin*

Rajiin: OW!

Another gust of wind blows them off the plane's wing too...

Rajiin: AHHH! Ya know!

Fujiin: Woah!

FF7 side...

Cloud: Plane service! *grins*

Tifa: Cloud! This is a plane not a damn hotel! *slaps him and hisses this sentence to him*

Cid: Don't you have any tea?!

FA: No sir..

Cid: Or coffee or champagne,wine,boiled water or something?

FA: We have cold water to help nausea..

Cid: I'll have some water then! *faints*

Shera: Oh my! *kisses his cheek*

Cid: Wha?! Where am I?

Shera: ......*blushes*

FF8 Side...

Selphie: Are we there yet?

Irvy: No

Selphie: Are we there yet?

Irvy: No

Selphie: Are we there yet?

Irvy: No

Selphie: Are we there yet?

Irvy: No god damn it Sefie! We're not there yet!

Selphie: Are we there yet?

Irvy: NOOOOO!

FF7 side...

Tifa: I'm gonna go change sweetie!

Cloud: Kay..*drinks beer*

Author: No why couldn't Cid have any beer? *grins*

Tifa: I'm back! *is wearing pink dress*

Cloud: Meh..*watches T.V*

Tifa: CLOUD! *slaps his cheek*

Cloud: OW!

Tifa: Hhmph...You deserved it! *frowns and sits down*

FF8...

Zell:.....*chews hotdog*

Quistis: Eat with your mouth shut! There's only 1/2 an hour until we get to Australia.

Zell:....*chews hotdog annoyingly*

Quistis: Alright that's it! *grabs whip and whips him*

Zell: Ouch! *whimpers in pain*

Quistis: That'll teach you! *smirks like Vegeta*

Selphie: How long until we get there Irvy? *jumps up and down in her chair*

Irvy: 1/2 an hour...

Selphie: Hey! No ignoring me here mate! *grabs nunchaku and spins it around and hits Irvine*

Irvy: Leave me alone! *cries and his hat falls off with a hole in it*

Selphie:....*pokes out tongue*

Irvy: Hey you knocked off my hat! *cries even louder making everyone turn and look at them even the FF7 people*

Cloud: Who's that doofus? He's making a total fool out of himself!

Tifa: I know! *grins and pulls out a camera*

Cloud: Oh...I see what you're doing there! *grins*

Tifa:....*snaps a few photos of Irvine*

Zell: Irvine! Don't do that! Everyone's watching even this cute girl with long brown hair and crimson eyes!

Tifa: Was that kid with the tatoo staring at me? *blinks*

Cloud: If he was....! *growls*

Tifa: Cloud it's okay! He's only like 17 and is probably a momma's boy! Besides I'm married to you!

Zell hears this and pouts sadly..

Zell: Aww no fair!

Rinoa: I think we should set Zell and Quistis up,what do you think? *looks for Squall and sees him sitting at the front*

Rinoa: HEY! Squall!

Squall: ......(thinks to himself- Phew! Got rid of her!)

Quistis: (Yes! Squall is mine!)

Zell: Hey Quisty! Let's boogie in Australia!

Quistis: No way Zell! As if! *slaps him and runs off*

Zell: Aww man lost another chick! Hey but don't forget about Rinoa! *grins*

Rinoa: Ughhhhh! *throws up in a barf bag*

Mysterious Voice: Flight for Australia will arrive in 5 minutes!

Squall: Who the f*** was that? *sees a girl with a pink dress on walk over to him*

Girl: Hi!

Squall: Hi I'm Squall Leonhart.

Girl: I'm Tifa Strife formerly Tifa Lockheart.

Squall:!!!!! *blinks*

Tifa: What's wrong Squall?

Squall: Oh nothing except he fact that your my long lost sister!

Tifa: I am? *blinks*

Squall: Yup..

Tifa: Well that's cool..

Squall: ?????

Tifa: Meet your brother in law, Cloud Strife,my husband!

Cloud: Hi I'm Cloud Strife!

Squall: Oh...

Tifa: Um Cloud meet my long lost brother Squall Leonhart...

Cloud: Wow! You're my brother in law! Cool!

Squall: Yeah cool *grins*

Cloud: Got a sword? *brings out Ultima Weapon*

Tifa: CLOUD?! Why did you bring that? *shrieks*

Cloud: Just in case...

Squall: Actually I do have a sword..*pulls out the Lionheart*

Cloud: Hmm..nice..what's it's name and what type of sword is it?

Squall: It's called the Lionheart and it is a gunblade.

Cloud: Wow! Never heard of it! Cool!

Rinoa: He must have a new girlfriend..*sees Tifa and sobs*

Mysterious Voice: We arrived in Australia and we hope to see you again!

People trail off the plane and into the airport....

(Hee hee another cliffhanger!)