Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ A Potato Is Coming! ❯ The Birth Of The Ohio Potato ( Prologue )

After they had defeated Sephiroth, he was reincarnated…as a potato! The potato(soon to be known as the "Ohio Potato") was born in Ohio. His farmer took really good care of him so he grew up big and strong. When the farmer was harvesting his potatoes he noticed that one of them (Sephiroth) had a strange marking on it. The farmer took the potato to the market to have someone examine it. The potato came alive and killed everyone in the village. The potato then went to Idaho and saw that Idaho potatoes sold for more money than Ohio potatoes. He posed as an Idaho potato and when someone found out, it was all over TV. and the radio.