Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ A Potato Is Coming! ❯ "A Potato Is Coming!" Part One ( Chapter 1 )

Tifa woke up one morning and turned on the radio. "We interrupt this program to bring you ground-breaking news. A POTATO IS COMING! This potato was supposedly grown in Ohio and posed as an Idaho potato so it could be sold for more money. This is an outrage! If you see a flying potato, be careful! It's very dangerous!" She turned off the radio and walked into the control room. "Hey guys, did you hear? An Ohio Potato is coming!" A tall black man approached her, "If it comes here, we'll kill it, right guys?…Guys?" Barret turned around to see none other than the Ohio Potato! And it was biting Cloud's ass. "Mmmm…yummy spikey ass!" Barret got really mad, "I'm the only one aloud to call him spikey ass!" As Cloud fell down, dead, the potato hopped over to Barret and started chomping on his head. Within a few seconds Barret fell over, dead. The potato started chasing Tifa and Tifa ran into the kitchen where every else was, dead. "Party!" Out of nowhere came a hundred or so Furbies! They cornered Tifa and…