Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ A Potato Is Coming! ❯ "A Potato Is Coming!" Part Two ( Chapter 2 )

Tifa screamed and her screams were so loud they could…wake the dead! As the undead people rose up, the Furbies and Ohio Potato got scared. "I thought you guys were dead!" Tifa said, dumbfounded. "We were dead! Thanks for waking us up, that light at the end of the tunnel was starting to freak me out." Tifa started getting worried as she looked at the Furbies and the Ohio Potato. "It's impossible to defeat them…" a strange light and voice cut her off, "It is possible, with today's purple pill, called Nexuim." "Who was that?" Before anyone could answer, the purple pill, Nexuim appeared in their hands. They threw the pill at the Furbies and killed them. FURBY GUTS flew everywhere. The voice came back momentarily, "Who killed Bambi?" Cid went over to the potato and bit off it's "head." The potato was still hopping around so he picked it up and said "Fuck, blah, blah, fuckin', blah, blah, blah, fuck you, blah, blah, I fucked your momma, blah, blah, blah…" and ate him.