Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Cid interviews ❯ Episode 4 ( Chapter 4 )

Episode 4

 

Cid: Welcome to Cid interviews, please don't mind the body cast, its from yesterday's show, but don't worry, I'm sewing Barret. But anyways, I would like to introduce to you, Wakka, from FF-X.

 

* Wakka walks in and sits in a chair *

 

Cid: Hello Wakka, what's up???

 

Wakka: You know, the usual ya.

 

Cid: Um, yes, so I have heard that you have gotten over hating Al Bhed, is it true???

 

Wakka: Totally ya, I have learned that Al Bhed are normal people, just like you and me.

 

Cid: Yes well, I should know since I am an Al Bhed, but you knew that already.

 

Wakka: I did, I don't remember you saying that you were an Al Bhed ya.

 

Cid: YOU WERE ON MY AIRSHIP WHEN WE BEAT SIN WHERN'T YOU!!!!

 

Wakka: I was???

 

Cid: Oh, I get it, you are drunk again, aren't you.

 

Wakka: Yep ya.

 

Cid: Ok then, so tell me Wakka, this is a stupid question, but its what the audience wants to ask, who do you love these days????

 

Wakka: Well, lately me and Elma have been hitting it off pretty well ya!!!

 

Cid: Hold up a second, aren't you married to Lulu?

 

Wakka: I am?

 

* Lulu walks in looking REALLY angry *

 

Lulu: Yes you are!!!!

Wakka: Oh, hi-ya Lu.

 

Lulu: DON'T YOU HI-YA ME YOU JERK!!!!! MOOGLES, CAT SITS, CAKTARS, TOMBERRIES, ATTACK!!!!!!

 

* All of Lulu's dolls charge at Wakka and Wakka runs around in circles with the dolls not far behind him *

 

Wakka: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, YA, AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

* Cid has a sweat drop *

 

Cid: So….Lulu, how have you been?

 

Lulu: Much better now, thank you Cid!!!!!

 

Cid: So Lulu, do you think your dolls will catch up with Wakka pretty soon?

 

Lulu: I know they will.

 

* Wakka stops running and falls to the ground as the dolls circle around him and start to do a weird little dance while squeaking rapidly *

 

Lulu: Told you.

 

Cid: You were right, so tell me Lulu, what are the dolls doing to him right now???

 

Lulu: You mean their little dance, oh that, yes well, they will dance and squeak for a little bit until they are ready to attack, then they will cover all of Wakka's body with theirs, and then they will start using spells and bit him until he dances their little dance and sings, that is the only way they will stop hurting him.

 

Cid: Very interesting, lets watch shall we.

 

* 2 minutes later *

 

* The dolls are still squeaking and dancing *

 

Wakka: My head hurts from all of this squeaking, make it stop ya!!!!

 

Cid: So Lulu, how long until the dolls start attacking Wakka?

 

Lulu: In about 5,4,3,2,1.

 

* The dolls jump into the air and start casting Firaga, spells like that and are biting Wakka to death *

 

Cid: Yes, this is exciting, lets keep watching shall we!!!!

 

Lulu: Yes, lets.

 

* Wakka (with the dolls hanging on him with their teeth) is running around in circles *

 

Wakka: OHHHHHHHH,AHHHHHHH, EHHHHHHH, PAAAAIIIIINNNN, ya. OH FOR YEVEN SAKES, MAKE THEM STOP,PLEASE LU, IT HURTS,ya.

 

* Cid, Lulu, audience sweet drop *

 

Cid: Ok, this is just way to pathetic, but funny, so we are going to keep on watching!!!!!!

 

* Dolls all of a sudden stop attacking Wakka and make a circle around him *

 

Dolls: Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak.

 

Cid: What the-, um, Lulu, what the heck are the dolls doing now???

 

Lulu: They are summoning their mommies!!!!

 

Cid: What mommies???

 

Lulu: You will see.

 

* A giant Caktar and a giant tomberry appear *

 

Cid: Oh, those mommies*clears throat * e-hem, ladies and gentleman, I must please ask that children under 14 and anyone with weak stomachs to kindly leave the building, for this can get violent!!!!

 

* No one leaves *

 

Cid: Ok, I warned you.

 

Wakka: Wow…..those are big dolls, umm, nice giant dolls, please don't hurt me, ya.

 

Big and little dolls: Squeak, doom on you, squeak, doom on you, squeak!!!!

 

* All the dolls blow up and Wakka with them *

 

Lulu: Well, I guess that settles the Wakka issue.

 

Cid: LIGHT BULB!!!! Hey, Lulu, now that your not married to Wakka anymore, you wouldn't by any chance be interested in going out to dinner with me would you?

 

Lulu: I would be more than happy to.

 

Cid: Well, that's all for today's show, see you next time on Cid interviews!!!!