Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Cid interviews ❯ Episode 5 ( Chapter 5 )

Episode 5

 

Cid: Welcome back everyone, today's guest include Tifa, Aires and Cloud from FF VII.

 

* Tifa, Cloud and Aires walk onto the stage and sit in chairs all next to each other *

 

Cloud: What-up Cid.

 

Cid: Nothing much, what about you guys???

 

Tifa: Well, I'm as fine as ever, thanks Cid.

 

Aires: I am more than happy to be here!!!! Thank you Cid.

 

Tifa*mumbling*: No good rotten goodie-two-shoes, trying to steal my man.

 

Aires: What was that…Did you call me a goodie-two-shoes who is trying to steal your man, well you know what, CLOUD IS MY MAN, SO BACK OFF!!!!

 

Tifa: Why don't you back off, I knew him first, so I should get him!!!!

 

Aires: So what if you knew him longer, that doesn't mean anything, all it means is that Cloud had to look at your big ugly fat behind longer.

 

Tifa: OH, DON'T YOU GO THERE GIRLFRIEND!!!

 

Aires: Oh, what, you want to take this outside.

 

Tifa: Ah, no, I want to take this right here, right now.

 

Aires: Well then, bring it!!!!

 

* Aires and Tifa get in a cat-fight and it looks like Cloud does not even notice*

 

Cid: Ummm, Cloud, you do know that they are fighting over you, don't you?

 

Cloud: * Sights * Yep, they do this a lot, you kinda get used to it after a while.

 

Cid: Oh, I see, so tell me Cloud, who do you love???

 

* Tifa and Aires stop fighting for a second *

 

Tifa: Yeah, who do you love???

 

* Cloud starts sweating franticly *

 

Cloud: Well, I, ummm, I , dam, why did I come to this show, I umm.

 

Aires: Well.

 

Cloud: I LOVE YUFFIE!!!!!!

 

Aires and Tifa: WHAT!!!!

 

Cid: Oh crud, not this again, CAN SOME ONE GET YUFFIE ON THE STAGE!!!!

 

* Yuffie comes on the stage *

 

Cid: So Yuffie, do you love Cloud back.

 

Yuffie: ARE YOU CRAZY, ME IN LOVE WITH CLOUD, DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH, I LOVE LEON!!!!!

 

* Cloud starts crying *

 

Tifa: Yuffie, how could you, Cloud loves you, and yet you love someone else!!!!

 

Aires: How could you break Cloud's heart like that??

 

Tifa: Aires, maybe we should going forces!!!

 

Aires: And do what???

 

Tifa: Kill Yuffie, are you in???

 

Aires: I'm in, GET HER!!!!

 

* Aires and Tifa start chasing Yuffie around the room *

 

Cid: Man, I really need to think out my guest more properly, I mean, everyone keeps wanting to kill someone or something else. CAN SOME ONE GET LEON ON THE STAGE???

 

Leon: What's up Cid??? You called me??? And why the heck is Cloud in the fetal position and Aires and Tifa chasing Yuffie around the room???

 

Cid: Umm, yes, well long story, so, I have a question to ask you.

 

Leon: Yeah, so what is it.

 

Cid: Do you love Yuffie???

 

Leon: Sorry, but no, she is just a friend.

 

Cid: Oh god, ok then, who do you love???

 

Leon: Well, um Lulu!!!

 

Cid: This could be a problem.

 

Leon: Why???

 

Cid: Because, Aires and Tifa love Cloud, but Cloud loves Yuffie, but Yuffie loves you, yet you love Lulu and Lulu loves Wakka, but Wakka loves Elma, and then Elma loves Clasko, Clasko loves Paine, but Paine loves Gippal, and then Gippal loves Leblance, then Leblance loves Nooj, but Nooj loves Lucil, and next Lucil loves Baraili, but he loves Yuna and Yuna loves Tidus, but Tidus loves Rikku, but Rikku doesn't love him but does love Auron and thankfully Auron loves Rikku back. And it finally stops here, oxygen, need oxygen, can't breathe!!!!!

 

Leon: Oh, I got it.

 

* Cloud is still crying like a baby *

 

Cid: Um, there-there son, everything will be ok, at least you can get your revenge on Leon by killing him, I mean-whoops.

 

* Cloud stops crying *

 

Cloud: Cid, you are right, OH LEON!!!!

 

* Cloud starts chasing Leon around the room with Aires, Tifa and Yuffie

 

* Cid sweat drop *

 

Cid: Well, that's all for today, later. Ok you guys, you can get off my stage now!!!!