Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Craziness ❯ Chapter 1

Craziness

Summary: What would have happened if Kuja had stayed alive? Thirteen years after Zidane's return, Zidane and Garnet have two wild children. However, they really are wild, and they are crazy!

A/N: Okay, this is going to be a major attempt at a humor story. If I start getting too serious, just say so in the review! I'm going to drag in my friend here so that we can talk around all of you!

Angelwhispher: Huh? What am I doing here?

ET: Told ya I'd bring you here! Hey! Amanda's cat, Barbie, had kittens!

AW: Cool!

ET: Well, it's kinda sad too. One of them died, a cute black little girl, a runt. There was a lighter, bigger, boy, that I got to name! His name is Pipsqueak, Pip for short. He's SO cute!

AW: So, why am I here?

ET: Hoping you could help me!

AW: Let's get started then!

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A 5'5" foot tall, twelve year old girl giggled lightly down the boy standing below her. This 5'5" boy, her brother, glared back up at her. There was a click of heels on marble walking near the two, followed by lighter footsteps.

"Angel! Tarino!" a female voice shouted.

"Yes, mother?" the two kids replied in harmony.

"How many times have we told you not to mess around when we are expecting royal guests?" the same female voice.

Angel looked down at her not-so-formal dress, and the guests would be there any minute.

"You two need to make a good impression for Alexandria when the Burmecian delegation comes here to talk!" a male voice called.

Tarino and Angel both looked at their parents, queen and king of Alexandria. The queen, none other than Queen Garnet herself, was wearing a magnificent dress of light turquoise, velvet material. The king, the valiant hero of the world savers Zidane Tribal, wore more proper clothes than normal. He wore a long-sleeved white shirt under a royal blue vest with light blue pants that had a special hole cut in them for his tail.

Angel was wearing a day dress, a hole made for her tail. She had waist-length jet-black hair that was free, not even being held back by a tiara. She looked exactly like her mother, with the exception of the jet-black tail of hers.

Tarino had on almost an exact replicate of the outfit Zidane had used during his travels, also with a hole cut for his tail. He had top-of-ear length golden blonde hair, with a matching golden blonde tail.

"Get changed now!" Garnet ordered her children.

"Yes ma'am..." both kids mumbled.

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Mid-Story A/N: I'm all alone now! Hey, just a note, sorry if this sounds really serious, but realize that two of my major stories, The Life of Erin Tribal and Complications, both are serious. This will get better later, but I had to make a good intro to two of my new characters!

Back to story!

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A tall, slender man was lying down on a bed as people slowly waited for his awakening. The people he had stayed with as a guest for the night simply called him...

"Silver? Silver, wake up!" a soft female voice whispered.

"Rose?" the man asked.

"Guess again."

"Soria?" he asked again.

"Yep!"

"Soria, I'm up, I'm up!" the man said, he didn't need to though. "Where's Rose?"

"Out shopping," Soria said, brushing her hand through his waist-length silver hair. "Are you ever going to cut this?"

"No."

"Rose will be back soon, she left about an hour ago."

"So, what's this town called again?" the silver man asked.

"How could you forget? It's Alexandria, silly!"

"Right."

There was a door opening in the distance, closing, and then someone struggling with several sacks.

"She's back!" Soria said excitedly. "Come on, lazy bum!"

"I'm coming!" the man complained.

The two walked out to find a tall, lean, brunette standing by the table, panting. She had on a crimson red shirt with light blue jeans. Soria herself was wearing a dark blue tank top with a dark blue skirt.

"Silver! You look like you just got up!" Rose exclaimed.

"Really?" the man joked. "Of course I did!"

There was a sudden bugling in the background, and someone announced for everyone to come out and greet a Burmecian delegation.

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Another Mid Chapter A/N: I'll bug you a little bit more. Don't worry, I won't do this EVERY chapter! Yes, this chapter is probably going to end up being a more serious one!

Okay, so it is a serious one!

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A seventeen-year-old stayed hidden in the Burmecian delegation, more or less a surprise for the royal family. She stayed hidden in between two of the Burmecian's, namely Freya and Fratley. What had really surprised this girl is how she had managed to get away from her pile of work from the blooming Black Mage Village.

"Mikoto, do you remember about Angel and Tarino?" asked the female dragoon knight.

"Yeah I do, Freya. Thank you for taking me. The genomes have made so much progress in the last thirteen years," the third angel of death replied.

"I agree."

The Burmecian Delegation continued down the streets of Alexandria, Mikoto hiding between Freya and Fratley. She still wore her hair in the same style with the two clips up front, and the pink outfit.

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A/N: Nope, still not done. Now what, right? Like I said, this will only happen once, and from then on, only notes at beginning and end!

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Princess Angel Tribal 1st stood in front of her floor to ceiling mirror and examined the dress she was forced to wear. She never had liked the fancy dresses and usually preferred the day dresses that she couldn't wear to these big delegations.

"Why do I even have to be there?" she asked herself. "I hate sitting in one place for long. They'll probably never know why I'm all scratched up. It's from playing with Tarino."

She just had to remind herself of that small fact, finally placing her tiara on her head. Angel walked over to the window and looked down and almost jumped in joy.

"They are almost here! The sooner they get here, the sooner they leave, the sooner I get out of this stupid royal outfit!" Angel complained as she saw the delegation marching down the streets.

"Princess?" came a female voice from behind the door.

"Yes Beatrix?" Angel asked, not even bothering to go and open the door.

The door opened, in walked someone, and the door closed again.

"I'm not my mother!" complained a female voice.

"Oh, sorry Terian, you just sound so much like the general!" Angel commented.

Terian was the only girl there Angel would really open up with.

"Yeah, you don't know how many times I've been told that," the eleven-year-old sighed. "I was told to come get you."

"Did they see that the delegation was almost here?"

"Sure have!"

"Then let's go!" Angel replied.

Terian bounded out of the room, then came to a sudden halt as she remembered Angel couldn't move as fast as her in royal attire.

"Hey! I can't move as fast as you in this thing!" Angel complained when she finally caught up with the bouncy girl.

The two girls headed down the stairs and into the bottom portion of the room to find the rest of the family waiting there. Angel joined her family, and Terian went over to where Beatrix and Steiner were standing.

At that moment, the doors opened, and there was utter confusion as the first person to come out was...

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A/N: Yes, NOW it's done! Didn't think I'd go on forever. What do you think of this pathetic excuse of a story so far? Funny? I doubt it. This was a serious chapter, and it introduced several characters:

-Angel Tribal

-Tarino Tribal

-Soria

-Rose

-Terian Steiner

Hopefully next chapter will be a bit funnier. Like I think I said before, this is my first attempt at this kind of story!

Please Review and give me suggestions or anything!