Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ FFX - The real deal ❯ The begining ( Chapter 1 )

What REALLY has been happening in FFX

Disclaimer: I don't own FFX or anything (Accept the stuff I have at home…or that could possible belong to my parents…forget it)

In the Beginning - Zanarkand

Fans: Can you sign my blitz ball?

Tidus: Sure if you promise to take over the score board controls and set the my team to win so it doesn't look like a tie and I don't feel like I tied before my life gets messed up and I am sent to some strange lands and go to stop so evil from being spread and…I mean sure.

Fans:*Slowly walk away, then run. *

Kids: Can you teach us how to play Blitz Ball?

Tidus: Sure.

Mysterious Person/hooded kid: No you can't, you have something to do.

Tidus: Yea I got… Da f&#@ are you?

Mysterious Person/hooded kid Um… just voice in your head.

Tidus: Damn voices! (Starts wrestling himself constantly beating his head)(Kids get traumatized and run)

(Tidus getting through fans)

Tidus: Ah my arm!

Some Fan: I got his arm!

Tidus: *in surgery magically gets it repaired in time for game*

(From Tidus's shot to water place)

Tidus: Ah I can't hold on…oh well my life sucks (Falls but magically survives and goes to see Auron)

Tidus: We got to go!

(Runs along long road and wonders why the stupid people are just standing there while Sin is invading)

(Time slows down)

Hooded Person: It begins now!

Tidus: Ah the voices (starts to cry)

HP: Don't cry…ok I really mean it! Just keep going and shut up!

Tidus: You don't have to be so mean!

(Tidus and Auron after Breaking through Sin Spawns)

Tidus on Ledge again: This seems very familiar…oh yea I wanted to kill my self.

Auron: Are you sure Jecht? Wait oops I mean God?

Tidus: Nice going asshole you killed the story!

Auron: Don't make me kill you!

Tidus: Whatever just throw me into the light so I can act surprised and stuff.

Auron: Ok (Throws into light)

(Under water area)

Tidus: Where da f$%@ am I?

(Goes along and bridge falls)

Tidus: God damn monsters!

(Fights the 3 fish, kills 2 and big fish eats last one)

Tidus: Oh F%$#!

(Swims to cave so is not eaten)

Tidus: Damn it's cold in here! Well might as well start a fire.

(Gathers what's needed for a fire)

Tidus: Finally it's up…and now its gone again. Well I guess I should have learned to go camping, guess my asshole of a father was right one time (looks back to when his father made him go camping and he snuck out)

(Weird fast moving cat like monster comes)

Tidus: Is they're anything in here that does not want to eat me?

(Fights and AL Bhed come)

Tidus: You're on my side?

???: Nodds head for yes

(Kill creature and they take him to boat)

Tidus: So I would like to say thanks for saving me (Is attacked).

Tidus: You wanna start somtin?!

???: Calm down, we need you to help us get something from the deep or we will kil you.

Tidus: Sounds conving. If we were real my options would be die drowning or get shot and die but since this is a video game I get the magic ability to breathe under water forever!

???: Shut up and lets go!

(Swim, fix machine and kill octopuss)

???: Where are you from my name is Rikku

Tidus: Zanarkand. I play Blitz Ball.

Rikku: ? But Zanarkand does not exist, ohh I get it Sin's Toxic made you high.

Tidus: What?! High? I don't feel weird oranything?

Rikku: It makes yo high and stuff. You don't thnk you can fly or be bat man do you?

Tidus: I AM NOT HIGH!

Rikku: Fine, for the english version we will call it toxin.

Tidus: Ok, then I am from parts unknown.

Rikku: Your very corney, just don't talk here.

Rikku: Let me teach you how to work the sphere grid

Tidus: The what…whatever.

Riku:Pay attention

(Shows tidus sphere grid but he does not pay attention)

Al Bhed guy: rfberkfgi fjgjrgub juhfbub Sin!

(Get attacked by Sin and Tidus is transported again)

Tidus: God Damn you Sin!

Kicks the blitz ball thrown at him by accident up in the air

Wakka: oh sorry cuz!

Tidus (Does thatflip Kick you did not fully seein the beginning and hits Wakka)

Wakka: Ow you son of a (Beep)

Tidus: Yo Sorry. Hey did you guies see any al bhed or somtin land here

Wakka: (Takes out Switch Blade) Why you won of them(in a serious and angered voise)

Tidus: (Gets nervous) Yo man put the weapon down.

Wakka: answer the god damn question!

Tidus: No, don't hurt me!

Wakka: Oh ok, here come to my villiage.

(Pushes Tidus down river and swim to rivr while talking about Blitz Ball)

Wakka: I am gonna make somtin to eat, ya? Just check around.

Tidus: Alright (goes to temple where is explained about the spirits and stuff then goes to wakka's hut)

Wakka: Just rest I go buisness to take care of.

Tidus(Watches Wakka talk to some one, then falls asleep.

How did you like chap 1? Tell me about what you think. This is my first fic ever so plz don't be to much of a flamer.