Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ FFX - The real deal ❯ Besaid ( Chapter 2 )

Beside ~

Disclaimer: I don't own FFX. No I m not gonna say something stupid like own the world though or w/e… that's just me (fruit gets thrown at)

Ok last time Tidus met w/ Wakka and went to Wakka's Village. Let's see how it's going.

Tidus: (Goes to Temple)

Tidus: Ok now lets see what goes on here.

Guy from Temple: Want to know about the Statues?

Tidus: No, I was already old about them, even then I almost decided to kill you!

GfT: Are you sure, you might learn something?

Tidus: Shut up I'll kill you, I hated school!

GtF (Shocked): Fine, I up God smites you!

Tidus: Oh yea your Mom!

GtF: Your Mom's Mom

Tidus: Your Mom's fat!

Wakka: Shut up and stop, do you have no respect for Yevon or its followers?

Tidus: Huh? Yevon? He started it!

Wakka:? Nevermind, just know that Yevon is our religion.

Tidus: Whatever. (Walks to stairs)

Wakka: Don't do that!

Tidus: Huh?

Wakka: Only summoners and guardians can go there!

Tidus: Oh yea your mom!

Wakka: Shut up! I am serious!

Tidus: (hears something) Sweet I am gonna see what's going on!

Wakka: No!

Tidus: (does sphere patterns and is about to push pedestal)

Wakka: There you are, well we are this far, and I just hope Lulu don't get mad.

Tidus: (enters by a cat like creature and a women walks in) Wow looky there.

Lulu: Who is he?!

Wakka: Uh well he was curious and wanted to come.

Lulu: What kind of guardian are you leting just anyone in?

Wakka: Well he just rushed in.

Lulu: Nevermind!

Yuna: (Walks out dazed and stuff) I did it…I have become a Summoner.

Tidus: This is boring can we leave

Everyone else: Shut up and shpw respect!

(Yuna shows off her aeon)(ow at beach where wakka tells everyone we win, not do our best)

Wakka: This is Tidus, he is gonna help us win!

Auroks: Whats win?

Tidus: (Starts laughing but tries to hold it in) Are you guies really THAT bad? Win is to get a higher score then the other team, have you ever done that?

Auroks: Well uh…no.

Tidus: Oh man we got work.

Tidus: (Goes over to see yuna but is stopped by a kid)(In his mind:Look kid move or I will stab you!)

Yuna: It's ok, Wakka told me how you came to see me.

Tidus: Uh sure.

Yuna: It's nice of you to support the team and help us win.

Tidus: Yup!(Walks away since yuna can't be disturbed)

Wakka: Quite a looker huh?

Tidus: YEA!…I mean…what do you take me for some pimp?

Wakka: hehe yea, well lets just practise with the team, we got a big game tomarrow and a journey to start.

(Next Day while before boat)

Wakka: ok everyone lets go!

(Go throughj some battle trials of ppl's specialty and reach the beach)

Tidus: Ok lets go.

Lulu: You really think your coming with us?

Tidus: Why not?

Lulu: You're a novice in combat, your annoying and run around and don't do what your told, we also know you might surprise some sort of move on Yuna too!

Wakka: He is not like the Lu, lets bring, the more the better!

Tidus: That's right(is then challened by Kimari, don't mind the spelling, I am not in the mood to spell is long complicated name)

(Fight and then are stopped by Wakka)

Wakka: Save it for the fieinds

Tidus: He started it!

(Go on Boat)

End of Chapter 2:

Sorry about the double submit this is my first time here hehe. Well I know there was not to much comedy here, I promise better comedy in the next! Remember R&R!