Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ FFX - The real deal ❯ Die Seymour! ( Chapter 10 )

Chap 10 - The fight against Seymour.

Previously - They fought the al bhed and went to Seymour's.

Story:

Wakka: What do you mean I am a loser?

Tidus: I ant believe you walked here.

Wakka: So? Good exercise.

Tidus: Yea…

Lulu: Lets just go.

Kimahri: Kimahri want to kill if we no go.

Lulu: Exactly.

At gate:

Gate dude: Sorry she cant come she is al bhed.

Rikku: Oh yea? (Kicks him in the balls and just walks in)

Guy with the Grey hair: Just sit and eat.

Tidus and Rikku: (Eat everything in site)

Tidus: Wow this stuff is real good.

(Go to the room w/ Jyscals sphere)

(Look at sphere)

Wakka: Wow I knew that guy was a fag.

Tidus: Yea told ya.

Lulu: Like you knew.

Tidus: He was to ugly and gay to be a good guy.

Seymour: Is that so.

Tidus: Yea and I would mess h..im…up… he is right behind me ain't he.

Lulu: Yea.

Yuna: I am done preying.

Tidus: Hey yuna did you know he killed lord Jyscal?

Yuna: Yea that's why I am here, to kill him.

Seymour: Is that so?

Yuna: Yup.

Seymour: Lets see. (Summons Anima)

Yuna: God dammit!

Seymour: You cant be Anima can you.

Yuna: Yea I can, it's just I realized I broke a nail, that one took like an hour to fix.

Everyone: (Anime Fall)

Yuna: Sorry (Summons Shiva) Ha.

Seymour: You not supposed to have that till after you beat me.

Yuna: The gamer used game shark.

Seymour: Cheaters!

Yuna: Yea and one hit kill to.

(Kills Seymour)

Yuna: (Walks over to the croaking Seymour)

Seymour: You pity me now Yuna?

Yuna: No, I just wanted to watch you die, then laugh.

Seymour: Oh. (Dies)

Guado people: You killed him.

Tidus: No true, a bunch of rabbits ate him, we were trying to stop them but they were so cute.

Guado guy: You know how fake that was?

Tidus: No. Sorry.

Yuna: No it's the truth.

Guado: Oh, well off you go then.

(Leave place)

Wakka: Wow I thought we were gonna get chased out.

Tidus: I know right.

(Start walking but then have to complete the trial.)

Tidus: Oh man, can you guys help me?

(Realizes they are on the otherside)

Tidus: Goddamn computer triggers!

(Hour later)

Wakka: I figured you would have gotten used to those by now.

Tidus: Go jump off a bridge.

(Go to the ice place)

Yuna: Hey guys look a yeti!

Tidus: Oh man an 2 Guado dudes.

(Fight)

Tidus: Maybe if I (Throws a stick down a hole)

Yeti: Mine (Falls and dies)

Guado: Wow their good. Now we have a reason too attack you yay.

Kimahri: Oh yea? (Pokes a hole through both of them)

(Sin Comes)

End of Chap

So you guies know, I originally had this on Fanfiction.net, that's why I was able to bring some many chapters