Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ FFX - The real deal ❯ Thunder Plains ( Chapter 9 )

Chapter 9 ~ The Thunder Plains ~

Previously: Wakka could not find a decent hair cut. Everyone cursed a lot. Rikku was added to the party. They are now entering Thunder Plains.

Tidus: (Seeing the thunder flash) Uh is there a way for us to get through without getting killed?

Lulu: Well if you were paying attention to that trial thing that shows us how to dodge lightning and stuff, you would realize its not to hard, besides we don't lose hp.

Tidus: Oh. Uh… how do we dodge again.

Lulu: Never mind.

(Crossing through plains)

Rikku: Do we really have to go through with this?

Auron: Yes so shut up or leave.

Rikku: Why are you so mean?

Auron: Why are you such a pain?

(Cross thunder plains and stuff)

Yuna: How did we go from a thunderous plain that's barren and looks dead to this beautiful lively forest?

Tidus: Damn creators!

Auron: That's not the point, let's just move on.

(Go through woods till they reach Bartello)

Bartello: Hey did you guys see Dona?

Yuna: You lost your summoner?

Bartello: Yup!

Yuna: Ha we are beating you!

Auron: Do you need help finding her?

Yuna: Just shut up, we are not helping him find Dona!

(End up helping find Dona)

Yuna: I can't believe we are helping him find Dona.

Tidus: It's for a good cause.

Yuna: Oh shut up!

Bartello: Sorry, oh well I guess I wasted enough of your time.

Yuna: Das right, now go before I shoot you!

(Everyone wide Eyed)

Yuna: What?

(At part where Auron shows them the crystal place)

Auron: This is where Jecht left a sphere for you.

Tidus: SO?

(Monster attacks)

Tidus: Wow that thing looks ugly.

Rikku: Yea I know.

Kimahri: Looks like something Kimahri pooped out of his butt.

Tidus: Who cares lets just kill it (kills sphere thing w/ sword even though it would normally get healed from non-magic).

(Macalanea Lake)

Guy with the Chocobo: Hey!

Wakka: You're a fag go away.

GWTC: Well your hair looks stupid, I guess you are too.

Wakka: Shut up its not that bad.

GWTC: Oh come on when a loser like me points that out its definitely bad.

Tidus: Look just move out the way so I can open the chest or I will kill you.

GWTC: Oh ok.

(Gets the 4,000-gill)

Guy w/ grey hair: Thank you for bringing lady Yuna.

Tidus: Oh sure.

(GWGH and Yuna get jumped by al bhed)

Wakka: God Dammit!

Tidus: You figure they would have learned by now they always lose.

Brother: uigfui eghguon ginbg Magic fnig Aeons geriognn ignong Gonna Kill You uinhf.

Tidus: What he say.

Rikku: He said something about magic and aeons, and he is gonna kill us.

Tidus: Ok… can you try telling us everything he said and not the stuff we already know!

Rikku: Oh sorry. He said he is gonna use an anti magic and aeons shield.

Tidus: So?

Rikku: We can't use magic or aeons.

Tidus: I know but watch this. (Walks over to machine and pulls out a loose screw and it explodes)

Brother: ffonf God Dammit I knew I should not have trusted those guys at the junk yard fiog iniogg igge they ripped me off ieggn.

Tidus: What he say?

Rikku: He got ripped off at the junkyard building… again.

Tidus: Wow.

Al bhed: (Get blasted into sky) Ahh, it looks like terggi ofgnbg Al Bhed are blasting off again kingng iorngng igggon.

Tidus: Hey I didn't know you guies still had pokemon in the future.

Rikku: Yea but it's a horrible show.

Tidus: No it isn't. (Starts singing some poke rap and says gotta catch em all)

Auron: (Tries to resist urge to kill him)

Yuna: Lets just go on these really cool snowmobiles to Seymours.

Wakka: No way, thats machina and how does Rikku know Al Bhed?

Rikku: That's because I am al bhed.

Wakka: Oh… I mean you son of a (Beep) machina users.

Rikku: Stupid hair.

Wakka: Wha…non-Yevon person thing!

Rikku: Stupid hair!

Wakka: (Ready to shed tears) Yea well your… your (Breaks into to tears)

Rikku: Wow that was easy.

(Go to Seymours place)

Tidus: Hey wheres Wakka?

Lulu: He dint want to use machina.

Tidus: Oh.

(8 hours later)

Wakka: Here I am guys.

Tidus: You know how much of a loser you are?

End of Chap 9. R&R

Sorry my stories have been taking so long, I got banned for a while. Weird thing is the 8th chapter should have been on 1st page but it stayed on the 3rd page.