Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ FFX - The real deal ❯ The Bad Mouth Frenzy and Guado Villiage ( Chapter 8 )

Chap 8 ~ The Road to Guado Village.

Disclaimer: I don't own FFX and I am pretty sure I am getting ready to stop the disclaimer since all these chaps connect to the same story.

Author's Note: If you dislike bad language, I suggest not reading.

Previously: They fought another sin spawns and preyed in DJOSE.

~ Road they take to the moon flow ~

Tidus: Alright lets go on with the F&*#in pilgrimage.

(Everyone wide eyed)

Tidus: What? You guys (Beep) in said I could be as (beep) in descriptive as I (beep) in wanted to.

Auron: Oh yea I almost (Beep)in forgot.

Wakka: Ok how bout now guys (Fixes it into the Fonz's hair cut)

Yuna: Gay.

Tidus: Yea totally gay man.

Lulu: Yea super gay.

Wakka: oh man.

(Changes hair to cloud's style)

Tidus: Are you a wanna be or somtin? Besides, that is already being used by Cloud that fag from FF7.

Lulu: I thought he was cute.

Tidus: Yea but we have our own FF game so we are supposed to diss out the other FF games duh, so Cloud is super gay.

Lulu: Oh.

Wakka: How bout now (uses Squalls hair)

Tidus: Oh god thats gay.

Yuna: Totally gay.

Auron: Just forget it, maybe keeping it the same might make monster think he is gay and run away or somtin.

Wakka: Yea…HEY!

(Go through the road and fight the summoner)

Summoner: Have you gotten better?

Yuna: Of course B*tch.

Summoner: Oh that does it (Summons anima)

Yuna: Hey no F*ckin fair!

Summoner: F*ck you!

(Yuna loses)

(Go through the woods to the moon flow)

Tidus: Wow this place is F*ckin Beautiful!

Auron: It sure F*ckin is, I am gonna get drunk off the stuff in my bottle I always carry.

Tidus: O-F*ckin-K! Man bad language F*ckin Rocks!

(Go to shupuff and ride it, then get attacked)

Wakka: God Damn F*ckin Al Bhed!

Tidus: Lets go F*ck em up!

Wakka: You F*ckin said it!

(Beat up the machine)

(Shupuff lands)

Tidus: Wow that was F*ckin awesome.

Auron: Oh man I am F*ckin drunk.

Tidus: No, fu*ckin way! Cool!

(Go to woods but is stopped by Rikku)

Tidus: Hey there, hey your Rikku.

Rikku: F*ck you!

Tidus: Hey what for?

Rikku: You F*cked me up! F*ckin remember?

Tidus: Oh you were in the F*ckin machine?

Rikku: F*ck yea, F*ck Yevon and there damn bad machina law!

Tidus: That's F*ckin messed up.

Rikku: Sorry, I though it would be F*ckin funny.

Yuna: Can we stop cursing?

Tidus: Ok.

Rikku: (Goes through woods and Rikku shows off Mix.)

In Guado Village. *

People at Guado Village: Sorry Seymour is at the Lake Macalania.

Tidus: Oh. Hey lets go visit the far plane (Everyone goes to the far plane)

Tidus: Wow this place is F*ckin Scary.

(Everyone holds down Tidus, Yuna washes his mouth)

Yuna: Told you to stop. You got more?

Tidus: Ah! No I am (Beep)in sorry…shit.

(Mouths get washed out viciously)

Yuna: Now shut up!

Tidus: (Starts spitting) Ok.

(Start their way through the Thunder planes)

R & R

Author's Note: Sorry if there was to much profanity, it was the voices in my head.