Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ FFX - The real deal ❯ The Crusader's Plans ( Chapter 7 )

Chap 7 ~ The Crusaders Plan

Disclaimer: I don't own FFX

Previously: They were fighting the fiends in the sphere pool and were going on the main road to the chocobo eater. Tidus threw a rock at the C.E.

Tidus: Wow I didn't think that would work.

Wakka: Yea it makes you wonder.

C.E.: Ha is didn't!

Tidus: Oh I thought so.

CE: Ha.

Tidus: Let me try again (Throws rock and makes the C.E fall off the cliff)

Wakka: That's better.

Tidus: Ok lets go (Follow through the high road)

Guard: you cannot pass.

Tidus: Oh yea? (Stabs guard)

Yuna: That was not necessary, I could have asked Seymour.

Tidus: He is a fag.

Yuna: Watch your mouth!

Tidus: It's the truth.

Yuna: So? HE is a maester.

Tidus: Nevermind lets just go through.

(Fight the enemies and get to the control center and go up to top of mountain)

Wakka: Damn Machina (kicks and stubs toe)

Tidus: Is it cause Chappu died of Machina?

Lulu: Yup.

Tidus: Oh

(Go to the campsite)

Some other friend of Aurons: Between you and me Auron, we know this is not gonna work, lets let them pretend it will.

Auron: Cool, I like seeing people die!

(Sin spawn with claws appears)

SS: Ha I am a stronger Sin Spawn then the others.

Tidus: Shut up! (Tries to but the SS but is blocked)

SS: Ha I am stronger.

Auron maybe this helps (Cuts of the arms)

Tidus: Ok (Cuts in 2)

SS: I knew I should have gotten more arms! (Dies)

(Sin kills everyone)

Seymour: Let me help.

Tidus: No go away!

Seymour: but-

Tidus: Shut up go away!

Seymour: Your mean.

Tidus: I know (Kills the SS totally)

(Go to the Djose Temple with lighting affects)

Tidus: Cool.

(Go in temple)

Isaruu: You must be lady Yuna.

Yuna: Yup.

Isaruu: How bout we see who will beat sin and die first!

Yuna: Ok.

Tidus: What did he mean by die.

Yuna: I don't know.

Tidus: Oh well, damn now I have to do the trial thing.

(2 hours later)

Wakka: What took you so long?

Tidus: Shut up.

(Leave temple when done)

Morning ~

Tidus: Where is Yuna?

Wakka: Probably still sleeping go get her.

Tidus: Why don't you?

Wakka: I cant cause the game plants me here, you are the main character so you can go anywhere duh.

Tidus: Damn.

(Goes and wakes up Yuna)

Yuna: Oh man I over slepd we have to go.

Wakka: Ha your hair is messed up!

Yuna: Well yours has been messed up since the beginning of this game, I mean look at it, what kinda fag makes a little wave like affect so he looks like he has hair like a bird?

Wakka: (almost crying): that's not true this hair is..co..cool.

Yuna: Oh yea ask everyone else (everyone agrees with Yuna)

Wakka: (Runs into the woods and cries)

Tidus: I thought in the game you're supposed to be caring of others happiness.

Yuna: But this is the real version, I can cuss out Maester Mike if I wanted to.

Tidus: Wow I should start really expressing my feelings.

End of Chap 7

R&R

Will Tidus start stating what he really thinks?

Will Wakka ever stop crying like a pussy?

What has happened to Yuna, why is she so evil.

Find out next time on " What really happened in FFX"

(No actual Wakkas or creatures were harmed in the making of this fic)