Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Final Fantasy Talkshow Fun! ❯ sephy!!!! ( Chapter 1 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: kigi 
this weeks episode-
we're interveiwing sephorith from FFVII!
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 09.24.2005 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 371 | Status: Completed
this weeks episode-
we're interveiwing sephorith from FFVII!
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 09.24.2005 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 371 | Status: Completed
Time for kigi’s amazing fan-fic! Ok….it’s not amazing but I’d like to think it is!
Disclamer: I don’t own anything made by square soft. (except for the games I’ve bought.) but I do own kigi.
Kigi: welcome to my show!
*audience claps*
Random audience member: I LOVE YOU KIGI!
Kigi: umm…..SECURITY!
Squall: yes ma’am?
Kigi: remove the creepy fan-boy from the audience!
Squall: yes ma’am!
Fan-boy: *yells as he’s being dragged out of the studio by squall* I STILL LOVE YOU KIGI!
Kigi: umm… yeah…. Anyways… today’s guest is sephiroth!
*audience claps*
Black haired audience member: BOO!
Sehpiroth: >.>
Kigi: anyways, how’s it going sephy?
Sephiroth: sephy?
Kigi: yes sephy. that’s my nick name for you.
Sephiroth: ….
Kigi: ok time for the first question! You! Black haired man with the dead sexy abs who booed sephy.
Black haired man: can I kill him?
Kigi: no Vincent, you may not.
Vincent: then can I kill you?
Kigi: why would you want to kill me?
Vincent: because you called me sexy.
Kigi: and that’s a bad thing.
Sephiroth: yes.
Kigi: >.> ohh Vincent…
Vincent: yes?
Kigi: yeah you can kill him.
Vincent: *pull out his gun an points it at sephiroth*
Sephiroth: O.O
Kigi: ok commercial now!
……
Kigi: I SAID COMMERCIAL!
*gun shot in hear in the backgound*
Sephiroth: haha! You missed me!
Vincent: you wont be so lucky next time.
Kigi: PUT ON A COMMERCIAL DAMMIT!
*audience gasps*
*sephiroth and Vincent stop in their tracks*
Kigi: <.< >.> <.< ahem…<.< >.> <.< ….COMMERCIAL!
~commercial~
Alfonse elirc: are you really short?
Edward elric: …..
Al: do people make fun of you constantly?
Ed:…..
Al: then buy ED’S ALCHEMIC GROWTH SURUP!
Ed: ok THAT’S IT! *chases after al*
Al: *says as he’s being chased* only 3 easy payments of $19.99! Call now!
*number appears at the bottom of the screen*
~commercial ends~
Kigi: ok! Now on with the show!
Sephiroth: I’m not talking to the sailor mouth here.
Kigi: so I slipped up! It’s not like I cuss like barret!
Barret: *stands up in the audience* !#&% STRAIT!
Kigi: see! Anyways, next question! You! Blonde girl!
Blonde girl: sehpy! I love you! Will you go out with me!?
Sephy: do you wish to dominate the world?
Blonde girl:….. Ummm….yeah sure!
Kigi: NO! 1- there shall be no plotting of dominating the world on my show. 2- I’m the only one who can call him sephy. 3- WHO LET THIS POSER ON MY SET!?
Squall: POSER!? WHERE?! HOW DID SHE GET BY ME?! *drags the blonde girl out* the blonde poser has been removed ma’am!
Kigi: thank you squall! Anyways, next question! You! Blonde spiky haired guy!
Cloud: yeah my question is for kigi.
Kigi: yes?
Cloud: how could let this world dominating fool to be on your show?
Kigi: because I just can! Besides, he’s not dominating the world today so it’s all good.
Cloud: my next question is for sephiroth.
Sephiroth: NO I’M AM NOT GAY!
Cloud: I could beg to differ..
Sephiroth: who asked you!
Tifa: *stands up in the audence* ME! Got a problem with it!
Sephiroth: YES! As a matter a fact, I DO!
Tifa: you have to be gay! Why else would you kill aerith!
Sephiroth: TO DOMINATE THE WORLD!
Cloud: but you were gonna kill every one! If that’s not a sign that your gay than nothing is!
Kigi: how could that be a sign?
Cloud: simple. He’s gay and no one accepted him so he decided to kill them all.
Kigi: GENUS! NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE!
Sephiroth: NO IT DOESN’T!
Kigi: then why did you try to kill everyone?
Sephiroth: FOR WORLD DOMINATION! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!
Kigi: if you kill everyone then there would be no one to rule over. The only person you would be dominating is yourself.
Sephiroth: THAT’S IT! YOUR NEXT ON MY LIST TO BE KILLED!
Kigi: YOU CANT KILL ME!
Sephiroth: that’s what you think!
Kigi: security!
Squall: yes ma’am?
Kigi: keep an eye on sephy.
Squall: consider it done ma’am!
Kigi: great! Ok! I think we have time for one more question! You! Pink lady!
Aerith: my question is for sephiroth. WHY DID YOU KILL ME?!
Sephiroth: MUST I REPEAT MYSELF! FOR WORLD DOMINATION!
Kigi: calm down!
Sephiroth: THIS IS AN “AB” CONVERSATION SO “C” YOUR WAY OUT OF IT!
Kigi: OHH NO YOU DIDN’T!
Squall: OHH YES HE DID! ….ummm…ma’am.
Kigi: are you with me or against me squall?
Squall: I WILL BE LOYAL TO YOU FOREVER KIGI!
Kigi: THAT’S MORE LIKE IT! Now sephy, lets get serious here. Why did you try to dominate the world? Are you gay or just insane?
Cloud: *stands up in audience* BOTH!
Kigi: good point.
Sephiroth: no it’s not!
Kigi: yes it is!
Sephiroth: says who?!
Kigi: says me!
Squall: and me! And I’m not even in FFVII!
Kigi: see! Even people from other final fantasy games hate you!
Sephiroth: so what?! I’m gonna kill every one so why does it matter!
Kigi: gezz, mr. spasm.
Sephiroth: ok, I’m killing you now! I was going to wait but your getting on my nerves! *gets out his sword*
Kigi: ummmm….SQUALL!
Squall: NO ONE TOUCHES KIGI! SHE’S MY SOURCE OF INCOME!
Kigi: AND I PAY HIM GOOD TOO SO WATCH OUT! Plus he’s totally loyal to me…*laughs menacingly*
Squall: was that laugh really needed?
Kigi: I had to get it out of my system. Now, lets just calm down sephy and answer my question calmly.
Sephiroth: ok. I wanted to dominate the world because--
*explosions are heard over head*
Kigi: SQUALL! WE’RE UNDER ATACK! BATTLE STATIONS!
Squall: YES MA’AM! LEVEL RUBBER DUCKY ALERT! BRING ME THE S-GUN!
*a security person gives squall the s-gun*
Kigi: the s-gun? This one is new. What does it do?
Squall: s-gun stands for skittle gun!
Kigi: alright! They enemy will fall victim to our sugary bullets of joy!
Squall: that’s the plan! OK EVERY ONE GET DOWN! *shoots randomly at the ceiling trying to shot the enemy down* TASTE THE RAINBOW YOU EVIL SHINRA SCUM!
Kigi: CUT THE CAMERAS! WE’RE UNDER ATACK!
*a loud whistling sound heads for them*
Squall: they shot a missile at us ma’am!
Kigi: WHAT!? NO NOT THE CAM---
*fizzzzzzzz*
Disclamer: I don’t own anything made by square soft. (except for the games I’ve bought.) but I do own kigi.
Kigi: welcome to my show!
*audience claps*
Random audience member: I LOVE YOU KIGI!
Kigi: umm…..SECURITY!
Squall: yes ma’am?
Kigi: remove the creepy fan-boy from the audience!
Squall: yes ma’am!
Fan-boy: *yells as he’s being dragged out of the studio by squall* I STILL LOVE YOU KIGI!
Kigi: umm… yeah…. Anyways… today’s guest is sephiroth!
*audience claps*
Black haired audience member: BOO!
Sehpiroth: >.>
Kigi: anyways, how’s it going sephy?
Sephiroth: sephy?
Kigi: yes sephy. that’s my nick name for you.
Sephiroth: ….
Kigi: ok time for the first question! You! Black haired man with the dead sexy abs who booed sephy.
Black haired man: can I kill him?
Kigi: no Vincent, you may not.
Vincent: then can I kill you?
Kigi: why would you want to kill me?
Vincent: because you called me sexy.
Kigi: and that’s a bad thing.
Sephiroth: yes.
Kigi: >.> ohh Vincent…
Vincent: yes?
Kigi: yeah you can kill him.
Vincent: *pull out his gun an points it at sephiroth*
Sephiroth: O.O
Kigi: ok commercial now!
……
Kigi: I SAID COMMERCIAL!
*gun shot in hear in the backgound*
Sephiroth: haha! You missed me!
Vincent: you wont be so lucky next time.
Kigi: PUT ON A COMMERCIAL DAMMIT!
*audience gasps*
*sephiroth and Vincent stop in their tracks*
Kigi: <.< >.> <.< ahem…<.< >.> <.< ….COMMERCIAL!
~commercial~
Alfonse elirc: are you really short?
Edward elric: …..
Al: do people make fun of you constantly?
Ed:…..
Al: then buy ED’S ALCHEMIC GROWTH SURUP!
Ed: ok THAT’S IT! *chases after al*
Al: *says as he’s being chased* only 3 easy payments of $19.99! Call now!
*number appears at the bottom of the screen*
~commercial ends~
Kigi: ok! Now on with the show!
Sephiroth: I’m not talking to the sailor mouth here.
Kigi: so I slipped up! It’s not like I cuss like barret!
Barret: *stands up in the audience* !#&% STRAIT!
Kigi: see! Anyways, next question! You! Blonde girl!
Blonde girl: sehpy! I love you! Will you go out with me!?
Sephy: do you wish to dominate the world?
Blonde girl:….. Ummm….yeah sure!
Kigi: NO! 1- there shall be no plotting of dominating the world on my show. 2- I’m the only one who can call him sephy. 3- WHO LET THIS POSER ON MY SET!?
Squall: POSER!? WHERE?! HOW DID SHE GET BY ME?! *drags the blonde girl out* the blonde poser has been removed ma’am!
Kigi: thank you squall! Anyways, next question! You! Blonde spiky haired guy!
Cloud: yeah my question is for kigi.
Kigi: yes?
Cloud: how could let this world dominating fool to be on your show?
Kigi: because I just can! Besides, he’s not dominating the world today so it’s all good.
Cloud: my next question is for sephiroth.
Sephiroth: NO I’M AM NOT GAY!
Cloud: I could beg to differ..
Sephiroth: who asked you!
Tifa: *stands up in the audence* ME! Got a problem with it!
Sephiroth: YES! As a matter a fact, I DO!
Tifa: you have to be gay! Why else would you kill aerith!
Sephiroth: TO DOMINATE THE WORLD!
Cloud: but you were gonna kill every one! If that’s not a sign that your gay than nothing is!
Kigi: how could that be a sign?
Cloud: simple. He’s gay and no one accepted him so he decided to kill them all.
Kigi: GENUS! NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE!
Sephiroth: NO IT DOESN’T!
Kigi: then why did you try to kill everyone?
Sephiroth: FOR WORLD DOMINATION! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!
Kigi: if you kill everyone then there would be no one to rule over. The only person you would be dominating is yourself.
Sephiroth: THAT’S IT! YOUR NEXT ON MY LIST TO BE KILLED!
Kigi: YOU CANT KILL ME!
Sephiroth: that’s what you think!
Kigi: security!
Squall: yes ma’am?
Kigi: keep an eye on sephy.
Squall: consider it done ma’am!
Kigi: great! Ok! I think we have time for one more question! You! Pink lady!
Aerith: my question is for sephiroth. WHY DID YOU KILL ME?!
Sephiroth: MUST I REPEAT MYSELF! FOR WORLD DOMINATION!
Kigi: calm down!
Sephiroth: THIS IS AN “AB” CONVERSATION SO “C” YOUR WAY OUT OF IT!
Kigi: OHH NO YOU DIDN’T!
Squall: OHH YES HE DID! ….ummm…ma’am.
Kigi: are you with me or against me squall?
Squall: I WILL BE LOYAL TO YOU FOREVER KIGI!
Kigi: THAT’S MORE LIKE IT! Now sephy, lets get serious here. Why did you try to dominate the world? Are you gay or just insane?
Cloud: *stands up in audience* BOTH!
Kigi: good point.
Sephiroth: no it’s not!
Kigi: yes it is!
Sephiroth: says who?!
Kigi: says me!
Squall: and me! And I’m not even in FFVII!
Kigi: see! Even people from other final fantasy games hate you!
Sephiroth: so what?! I’m gonna kill every one so why does it matter!
Kigi: gezz, mr. spasm.
Sephiroth: ok, I’m killing you now! I was going to wait but your getting on my nerves! *gets out his sword*
Kigi: ummmm….SQUALL!
Squall: NO ONE TOUCHES KIGI! SHE’S MY SOURCE OF INCOME!
Kigi: AND I PAY HIM GOOD TOO SO WATCH OUT! Plus he’s totally loyal to me…*laughs menacingly*
Squall: was that laugh really needed?
Kigi: I had to get it out of my system. Now, lets just calm down sephy and answer my question calmly.
Sephiroth: ok. I wanted to dominate the world because--
*explosions are heard over head*
Kigi: SQUALL! WE’RE UNDER ATACK! BATTLE STATIONS!
Squall: YES MA’AM! LEVEL RUBBER DUCKY ALERT! BRING ME THE S-GUN!
*a security person gives squall the s-gun*
Kigi: the s-gun? This one is new. What does it do?
Squall: s-gun stands for skittle gun!
Kigi: alright! They enemy will fall victim to our sugary bullets of joy!
Squall: that’s the plan! OK EVERY ONE GET DOWN! *shoots randomly at the ceiling trying to shot the enemy down* TASTE THE RAINBOW YOU EVIL SHINRA SCUM!
Kigi: CUT THE CAMERAS! WE’RE UNDER ATACK!
*a loud whistling sound heads for them*
Squall: they shot a missile at us ma’am!
Kigi: WHAT!? NO NOT THE CAM---
*fizzzzzzzz*