Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Final Fantasy Talkshow Fun! ❯ Tidus Buddy!!! ( Chapter 2 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: kigi 
today episode-
tidus from FFX!
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 09.24.2005 | Updated On: 09.24.2005 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 303 | Status: Completed
today episode-
tidus from FFX!
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 09.24.2005 | Updated On: 09.24.2005 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 303 | Status: Completed
Here’s more of kigi’s super duper cool fan-fic!
Disclaimer: I do not own any made square soft or square enix. (except the games I buy) but I do own kigi.
Kigi: ok folks we’re back! We had to move to our secret studio because we were under attack by the evil company Shinra! Anyways, today’s guest is tidus!
Tidus: hello
Kigi: I didn’t say you could talk!
Tidus: fine!
Kigi: I kidding. Gezz.
Squall: good one ma’am!
Kigi: thanks squall! Ok as you all know this is tidus from FFX. And according to you reference sheet, you were transported to the future and met yuna and you had to defeat this thing called sin.
Tidus: correct
Kigi: and it says you were a…..*reads paper*…..*reads paper again*….a dream?
Tidus: well actually it’s more complicated.
Kigi: ok then. I’ll just go with it.
Brown haired girl in the audience: HE’S THE SEXYEST DREAM I’VE EVER SEEN!
Kigi: thank you for that input yuna…
Yuna: well he is!
Kigi: >.> …. Squall…
Squall: yes ma’am?
Kigi: keep an eye on yuna.
Squall: how can I keep an eye on yuna and sephiroth….ma’am.
Kigi: what is sephy still doing here!?
Squall: he’s determined to kill you….
Kigi: ok….then just watch sephy.
Squall: then what about yuna?
Kigi: hmmm….I got it! Ohh Vincent….
Vincent: what?
Kigi: if I promise not to call you sexy, will you keep an eye on yuna for me?
Vincent: no.
Kigi: aww… come on!
Vincent: what’s in it for me?
Kigi: what do you want?
Vincent: to kill sephiroth.
Kigi: ok. But after the show.
Vincent: *looks evily at sephiroth* your gonna die soon.
Sehpiroth: …>.>….
Kigi: ok. Back to tidus!
Tidus: yes.
Kigi: now it says that you had to defeat this guy called Seymour….4 TIMES!
Tidus: actually it was 5 times but who’s counting.
Kigi: you are obviously. Well, why did you have to fight him 5 times anyways?
Tidus: because--
Yuna: *stands up in the audience* BECAUSE HE LOVES ME!
Kigi: Vincent…
Vincent: *points his gun at yuna’s head* sit down and shut up.
Kigi: thanks Vincent! Tidus, is what yuna said true?
Tidus: well it’s partially true…
Yuna: WHAT!
Vincent: can I kill her?
Kigi: no.
Vincent: why?
Kigi: because that tidus’s woman. You cant kill her. Anyways, tidus, explain why it’s only half true.
Tidus: well, when I first saw him I was like “how the hell did he get his hair in that shape?” then he stole yuna and that pee’d me off. I wanted to save yuna but I mainly wanted to kill him because of that ridiculous hair style! Then he just wouldn’t die! Every time I battled him I just wanted to say “you and that wig made from a monkey ass are going down!”
Kigi: Interesting..
Seymour: *stands up in audience* MY HAIR IS NOT MADE FROM A MONKEYS ASS!
Tidus: SO IT IS A WIG!
Seymour: NO!
Tidus: DON’T DENI IT!
Seymour: ok. It is.
*everyone gasps execpt vincent*
*Vincent points his gun at Seymour*
Vincent: can I kill him?
Kigi: well….
Tidus: YES! KILL HIM!
Vincent: ok then..
Kigi: NO WAIT!
Vincent: damn.
Kigi: Seymour, what do you have against tidus?
Seymour: he’s ugly and he stole my wife from me!
Yuna: yeah right, like I wanted to marry you!
Seymour: ouch. that hurt.
Kigi: ok time for a question from an audience member. You! With the gray hair and red coat.
Auron: my hair is not gray.
Kigi: what ever you need to tell yourself…
Tidus: auron? Your still alive?!
Auron: yes!
Kigi: ok! What’s you question?
Auron: if your just a dream, then are you a dream now?
Kigi: are you?
*tidus disappears*
Kigi: NO! TIDUS! COME BACK!
*tidus comes from offstage*
Tidus: it was just a hologram.
Auron: were you a hologram during the game?
Tidus: no… I was a dream. There’s a difference.
Kigi: ok then… next question. You! Crazy blonde woman!
Rikku: HOW CAN YOU DISS YUNIE LIKE THAT TIDUS!
tidus: I didn’t diss her!
Yuna: YES YOU DID!
Kigi: Vincent!
Vincent: *points his gun at yuna’s head again* didn’t I tell you to shut up.
Kigi: did you diss her?
Tidus: no!
Rikku: you said you just wanted to kill Seymour for his monkey ass wig!
Seymour: IT’S NOT MADE OF MONKY ASS!
Everyone: SHUT UP!
Tidus: I said that’s partially the reason! Are you telling me you like his wig?
Rikku: no!
Kigi: ok I have a question for Seymour.
Seymour: yes?
Kigi: what type of monkey ass is you wig made out of? Wait! Don’t answer that! Lets make a contest out of it!
(ok this is were you come in! e-mail me and tell me what type of monkeys ass Seymour’s wig is made out of!)
Seymour: I’m not answering that!
Kigi: fine party pooper!
Barret: *stands up in audience* WHAT KIND OF @#$% MONKEYS @$$ IS #$%^%^& BLUE!?
Kigi: maybe it’s dyed.
Barret: I have a #$%@ question for hologram-boy there.
Tidus: I’m a dream!
Barret: what the &^%$ ever. Why in the *�% was your %#$& sword bubbling in battle?
Tidus: I don’t know. Why do you cuss so much?
Barret: cause I #$%&*@& feel like it! Wanna make something of it?!
Tidus: no..
Kigi: … ok people… lets calm down here.
Barret: the #$%& I wont!
Kigi: CALM DOWN #@%$ IT!
*everyone gasps*
*sephiroth broke out laughing*
Kigi: who gave you permission to laugh!
Sephiroth: ME!
Kigi: well YOU don’t count! So shut up!
*Seymour starts laughing*
Kigi: stop laughing monkey boy!
Tidus: are you ok?
Kigi: NO! I’M NOT!
Squall: ohh no! she’s gonna blow! ALERT! ALERT! BRING ME THE POCKY!
*a security person brings him some pocky*
Squall: kigi, look at the pocky. Look at the pocky kigi!
Kigi: oooooo….. Pocky! Yum!
*kigi starts to eat the pocky*
Kigi: ok we have time for one more question. You! Mysterious cloaked person!
Rufus: I found your secret studio! Your going down!
Kigi: HOW DID HE GET IN HERE!? SQUALL!
Squall: I DON’T KNOW! WHAT DO WE DO?
Kigi: AVASIVE MANUVERS! NOW!
Squall: umm… this isn’t a ship….
Kigi: THAT’S WHAT YOU THINK! Our secret studio is on the Airship!
Squall: THAT CHANGES THINGS! SOMEONE GET ME THE ORB OF CONFUSION!
*a security person brings squall the orb of confusion*
Kigi: what are you gonna do with that?
Squall: you’ll see!
*kigi and squall go to the airship’s deck*
Squall: take this you shinra crap holes!
*squall turns on the orb of confusion and throws it at the shinra ship*
*it lands (somehow) in the ship*
Kigi: brilliant!
Squall: thank you ma’am!
*the ship swerves around and takes a massive dive.*
Kigi: YES! ONE POINT FOR US!
*kigi and squall does a victory dance*
Kigi: *stops dancing but squall keeps going* wait! THOSE &^%$#@*& STOLE MY POCKY!
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ok if you want to guess what seymour's wig is made out of, e-mail me at kogafangirl13@yahoo.com
Disclaimer: I do not own any made square soft or square enix. (except the games I buy) but I do own kigi.
Kigi: ok folks we’re back! We had to move to our secret studio because we were under attack by the evil company Shinra! Anyways, today’s guest is tidus!
Tidus: hello
Kigi: I didn’t say you could talk!
Tidus: fine!
Kigi: I kidding. Gezz.
Squall: good one ma’am!
Kigi: thanks squall! Ok as you all know this is tidus from FFX. And according to you reference sheet, you were transported to the future and met yuna and you had to defeat this thing called sin.
Tidus: correct
Kigi: and it says you were a…..*reads paper*…..*reads paper again*….a dream?
Tidus: well actually it’s more complicated.
Kigi: ok then. I’ll just go with it.
Brown haired girl in the audience: HE’S THE SEXYEST DREAM I’VE EVER SEEN!
Kigi: thank you for that input yuna…
Yuna: well he is!
Kigi: >.> …. Squall…
Squall: yes ma’am?
Kigi: keep an eye on yuna.
Squall: how can I keep an eye on yuna and sephiroth….ma’am.
Kigi: what is sephy still doing here!?
Squall: he’s determined to kill you….
Kigi: ok….then just watch sephy.
Squall: then what about yuna?
Kigi: hmmm….I got it! Ohh Vincent….
Vincent: what?
Kigi: if I promise not to call you sexy, will you keep an eye on yuna for me?
Vincent: no.
Kigi: aww… come on!
Vincent: what’s in it for me?
Kigi: what do you want?
Vincent: to kill sephiroth.
Kigi: ok. But after the show.
Vincent: *looks evily at sephiroth* your gonna die soon.
Sehpiroth: …>.>….
Kigi: ok. Back to tidus!
Tidus: yes.
Kigi: now it says that you had to defeat this guy called Seymour….4 TIMES!
Tidus: actually it was 5 times but who’s counting.
Kigi: you are obviously. Well, why did you have to fight him 5 times anyways?
Tidus: because--
Yuna: *stands up in the audience* BECAUSE HE LOVES ME!
Kigi: Vincent…
Vincent: *points his gun at yuna’s head* sit down and shut up.
Kigi: thanks Vincent! Tidus, is what yuna said true?
Tidus: well it’s partially true…
Yuna: WHAT!
Vincent: can I kill her?
Kigi: no.
Vincent: why?
Kigi: because that tidus’s woman. You cant kill her. Anyways, tidus, explain why it’s only half true.
Tidus: well, when I first saw him I was like “how the hell did he get his hair in that shape?” then he stole yuna and that pee’d me off. I wanted to save yuna but I mainly wanted to kill him because of that ridiculous hair style! Then he just wouldn’t die! Every time I battled him I just wanted to say “you and that wig made from a monkey ass are going down!”
Kigi: Interesting..
Seymour: *stands up in audience* MY HAIR IS NOT MADE FROM A MONKEYS ASS!
Tidus: SO IT IS A WIG!
Seymour: NO!
Tidus: DON’T DENI IT!
Seymour: ok. It is.
*everyone gasps execpt vincent*
*Vincent points his gun at Seymour*
Vincent: can I kill him?
Kigi: well….
Tidus: YES! KILL HIM!
Vincent: ok then..
Kigi: NO WAIT!
Vincent: damn.
Kigi: Seymour, what do you have against tidus?
Seymour: he’s ugly and he stole my wife from me!
Yuna: yeah right, like I wanted to marry you!
Seymour: ouch. that hurt.
Kigi: ok time for a question from an audience member. You! With the gray hair and red coat.
Auron: my hair is not gray.
Kigi: what ever you need to tell yourself…
Tidus: auron? Your still alive?!
Auron: yes!
Kigi: ok! What’s you question?
Auron: if your just a dream, then are you a dream now?
Kigi: are you?
*tidus disappears*
Kigi: NO! TIDUS! COME BACK!
*tidus comes from offstage*
Tidus: it was just a hologram.
Auron: were you a hologram during the game?
Tidus: no… I was a dream. There’s a difference.
Kigi: ok then… next question. You! Crazy blonde woman!
Rikku: HOW CAN YOU DISS YUNIE LIKE THAT TIDUS!
tidus: I didn’t diss her!
Yuna: YES YOU DID!
Kigi: Vincent!
Vincent: *points his gun at yuna’s head again* didn’t I tell you to shut up.
Kigi: did you diss her?
Tidus: no!
Rikku: you said you just wanted to kill Seymour for his monkey ass wig!
Seymour: IT’S NOT MADE OF MONKY ASS!
Everyone: SHUT UP!
Tidus: I said that’s partially the reason! Are you telling me you like his wig?
Rikku: no!
Kigi: ok I have a question for Seymour.
Seymour: yes?
Kigi: what type of monkey ass is you wig made out of? Wait! Don’t answer that! Lets make a contest out of it!
(ok this is were you come in! e-mail me and tell me what type of monkeys ass Seymour’s wig is made out of!)
Seymour: I’m not answering that!
Kigi: fine party pooper!
Barret: *stands up in audience* WHAT KIND OF @#$% MONKEYS @$$ IS #$%^%^& BLUE!?
Kigi: maybe it’s dyed.
Barret: I have a #$%@ question for hologram-boy there.
Tidus: I’m a dream!
Barret: what the &^%$ ever. Why in the *�% was your %#$& sword bubbling in battle?
Tidus: I don’t know. Why do you cuss so much?
Barret: cause I #$%&*@& feel like it! Wanna make something of it?!
Tidus: no..
Kigi: … ok people… lets calm down here.
Barret: the #$%& I wont!
Kigi: CALM DOWN #@%$ IT!
*everyone gasps*
*sephiroth broke out laughing*
Kigi: who gave you permission to laugh!
Sephiroth: ME!
Kigi: well YOU don’t count! So shut up!
*Seymour starts laughing*
Kigi: stop laughing monkey boy!
Tidus: are you ok?
Kigi: NO! I’M NOT!
Squall: ohh no! she’s gonna blow! ALERT! ALERT! BRING ME THE POCKY!
*a security person brings him some pocky*
Squall: kigi, look at the pocky. Look at the pocky kigi!
Kigi: oooooo….. Pocky! Yum!
*kigi starts to eat the pocky*
Kigi: ok we have time for one more question. You! Mysterious cloaked person!
Rufus: I found your secret studio! Your going down!
Kigi: HOW DID HE GET IN HERE!? SQUALL!
Squall: I DON’T KNOW! WHAT DO WE DO?
Kigi: AVASIVE MANUVERS! NOW!
Squall: umm… this isn’t a ship….
Kigi: THAT’S WHAT YOU THINK! Our secret studio is on the Airship!
Squall: THAT CHANGES THINGS! SOMEONE GET ME THE ORB OF CONFUSION!
*a security person brings squall the orb of confusion*
Kigi: what are you gonna do with that?
Squall: you’ll see!
*kigi and squall go to the airship’s deck*
Squall: take this you shinra crap holes!
*squall turns on the orb of confusion and throws it at the shinra ship*
*it lands (somehow) in the ship*
Kigi: brilliant!
Squall: thank you ma’am!
*the ship swerves around and takes a massive dive.*
Kigi: YES! ONE POINT FOR US!
*kigi and squall does a victory dance*
Kigi: *stops dancing but squall keeps going* wait! THOSE &^%$#@*& STOLE MY POCKY!
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ok if you want to guess what seymour's wig is made out of, e-mail me at kogafangirl13@yahoo.com