Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Final Fantasy X: Rewrite ❯ Beware of the Forum Coding ( Chapter 2 )

I'm back.....and I brought snacks for everyone ^_^

(You'll need an Al Bhed translator for some parts..here's one http://www.ffinsider.net/ff10/translator.php)

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Final Fanasty X: Rewrite-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

-Baaj Temple-

Tidus: *wakes up* God damn it, I should really stay away from those beer drinking contests, I have such a hangover

Bird: *swarks*

Tidus: SHADDUP!! *throws rock at Bird*

Bird: x_x *explodes*

Tidus: o_o...Mebee I should go into that giant temple thing-ah

-Rocky Pathway-

Tidus: Ooooooooooooh..a blue glowing thing

Save Point: I am a save point

Tidus: ooooooooh *pokes SP*

Save Point: -_- *explodes*

Tidus: AHHH MY GROIN!!! *falls over*

*Pathway underneath him collaspes*

Tidus: ooooooooooooooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!

Sahagins: YAY..food ^_^

Tidus: Sahagin?...GIN!!!........I WANT GIN!!! *attempts to drink Sahagin*

Sahagin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs and gets eaten* x_x

Geosgaeno: Fe, Fi, fo, Fum..I smell the blood of an...um.....TOAD!!

Tidus: Dun look at me

Toad: OH SHIT *runs*

Geosgaeno: >_<..he was meant to be my love bitch *looks at Tidus* Oooooooooh...you'll do ^____^

Tidus: *sweatdrop* I'd love to and all but uh....yeah *swims for his dear life*

Geosgaeno: NO ONE ESCAPES ME!!...NO-ONE

Sahagin: Ah..he got away

Geosgaeno: Oh shut up -_-

-Inside Temple-

Tidus: So....cold........need......fire.......or....better........a......Spa!! *runs off to find stuff need for fire*

-6 Minutes later-

Tidus: *carries in Grenade and 40 litres of Petrol* This'll do ^_^

-Besaid-

*A giant explosion can be heard far away followed by a Mushroom cloud appearing*

Lulu: You hear something?

Wakka: Meh

-Temple-

Tidus: @_@...Thats not how you do it

*fire goes out*

Tidus: WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?

Fire: On a date..seeya!

Tidus: Ah dammit *slumps down*

Klikk: *appears in a mini skirt* Hi hun..lookin for some action?

Tidus: o_o

Klikk: Well are you?

Tidus: *grabs sword* I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!

Klikk: *removes suit to reveal Cait Sith* AH DAMMIT!! *walks off*

Tidus: O____________o

*The door to the temple blows up as Al Bhed Appear*

Al Bhed 1: Oui ghuf oui luimt uv zicd ubahat dra tuun

Rikku: Ur crid ib, hisphidc

Tidus: o_o..Uh..He's already---

Rikku: TEA!!!! *tackles Tidus*

Tidus: x_x

-Al Bhed Ship-

Tidus: Ah?...what is all this

Rikku: Ra ec huf uin syh-pedlr

Brother: o_O

Tidus: I didn't like the way she said that

Rikku: Lusa fedr sa...Caq-yr syh paycd

Tidus: I dunno what she said but.....SIN, HELP ME!!

Al Bhed: SIN!?

*Sin Appears wearing Sun glasses*

Sin: Yo' what up 'T' Man?

Tidus: She is saying whack things, yo'

Sin: Daym Biatch

Rikku: >_< *kicks Sin in the nuts*

Sin: *cowers and runs away*

Tidus: O_O!

Rikku: Ruba oui mega ed nuikr..lyica drydc dra fyo ouin kuhhy kad ed!

Tidus: OH SHIT!! *jumps into water and swims into the distance*

Rikku: *sweatdrop*...Maybe i should of said it in English

-Besaid Beach-

Tidus: *lays face down in the water while a shark and a badger knaw on his leg*...x_x

Wakka: Whats with that guy?

Keepa: <text>Beats me</text>

Wakka: o_O..whats with the < things, ya?

Keepa: <text>I like em ^_^, makes me different</text> ::smiley::

Wakka: Trust me..you don't need them to be different, ya?

Keepa: ::annoyed::

Wakka: *sweatdrop*

Tidus: *wakes up* HU!!!!!

Wakka: Hu?

Tidus: Sorry..Typo...HI!!!!

Wakka: WAZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!

Tidus: Uh..the sky, birds, tall trees, Zu's, Flying Ochu's, Vegeta's Ego...

-5 Hours Later-

Tidus: and Lulu's breasts...happy?

Wakka: Am about the last one, ya ^________^

Tidus: o_O()

Wakka: You hungry or something?

Keepa: <text>I AM</text> ::Smiley::

Wakka: Stop the '>' things, ya!

Keepa: ::Angry::

Wakka: *kicks Keepa beyond the moon*

Tidus: Where is all the High Tech gadgets

Wakka: There evil!!1

Tidus: Why are there men in white coats over in the bush?

Wakka: Uh..thats a bush

Tidus: NO..ITS A GOVERNMENT SATALITE....on the.....ground o_o

Wakka: *blinks*

Tidus: Its dressed as a bush, WITH A BEE!!!

Wakka: *runs away screaming like a 5 year old*

Tidus: o_O

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Hooooooooooooooped you liked it ^_^