Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Final Fantasy X: Rewrite ❯ Attack of the Tidus ( Chapter 3 )

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-Besaid Path Before Beach o_o-

Wakka: Don't mention Bee's...they haunt me!

Tidus: Why?

-Flashback....A flashback in a flashback, how odd o_O-

Wakka: *prancing about in a open medow* Dum dee dum dum, ya ya ya ya ^_^

*Screen goes dark as...THE BEE...appears*

Wakka: Hello bee ^_^

Bee:...It is time...for your death

Wakka: A dime for my McBeath?

Bee: NO!!!!!...Ah screw it *stings Wakka*

Wakka: OH GOD....BONES...and...Organs............crushed...under....orgasim

Bee: o_O

Wakka: *dies*

-Besaid-

Wakka: I also got hit by a truck, I survived..True story, ya

Tidus: *sweatdrop* Uh?

Wakka: Dun worry, ya *walks off*

Tidus: o_O

-Cliff-

Tidus: ooooooh purty water effects where we will be ambushed by fiends in order to try and find the bloody Antidotex2 >_<

Wakka: Uh *Pushes Tidus in*

Tidus: *falls head first on rocks* x_x

Wakka: o_o..is red stuff meant to come out?

Tidus: Uh...mebee.....ooooooooooooooh blood *faints*

Wakka: *sweatdrop*

-Besaid Village Hut-

Tidus: *wakes up* I had the most wierd dream

Wakka: Its ok now honey, your safe now on the McFly farm in good ol' 1885

Tidus: O_o

Wakka: Sorry..been watching Back the the Future 3..tis cool, ya?

Tidus: *inches slowly away*

Wakka: Anyway..you have to go present yourself to the temple

Tidus: But I don't wanna

Wakka: Your will do as your told young man!

Tidus: Aw *sulks out*

Wakka: *shakes man* Gotta get off those drugs, Tidus's fan gave me

-Aruba-

Tidus's Fan: *surrounded in money* MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

-Besaid Temple-

Tidus: Oooooooooh, this music reminds of that time I scored with Mary ^_^

Everyone: o_o

Tidus: *looks at Braska 'statue'* whats this?

Priest: It is a statue of High Summoner Lord Braska

Tidus: No its not..its coloured on the wall with Crayola!..you can even see the smiley fave you gave him, and whats a High Summoner

Everyone: *gasp*

Tidus: Uh..I got to close to Sin's Toxin, and my heads all foggy like

Person: But Sin dosn't have a toxin

Tidus:........shit

Priest: INFIDEL..PREPARE TO CHARGE

*Dark Valefor appears*

-Pixelated battle-

Tidus: .....double shit, shitshit

Dark.V: ^_____^

Tidus: HEY..your not meant to appear untill later

Dark.V: CURSE YOU!!!! *flies away*

Tidus: ^_^

-Temple-

Priest: O_O

Tidus: BOW DOWN TO MY POWER!!!!

Everyone: *bows*

Tidus: MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

Wakka: Honey, dinners ready

Tidus: Rats *walks off*

Priest: But thats the Cloister of Trials

Tidus: I like Oysters...yummy!

Priest: o_O

Tidus: *walks inside*

-Beyond The Moon-

Keepa: <size=23><text> YOU HAVN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME</text></size>

-Chamber of the Faith-

Lulu: *shudders*

Kimahri: What wrong?

Lulu: I sense a great force of stupidity and Meg Ryan approaching

Kimahri: But Kimahri like Wakka

Lulu: o_O

Kimahri: He is Kimahri's sexy man-bitch

Lulu: *inches away*

-'Oyster' of trials-

Tidus: So what is this thing we do here?

Wakka: Put to balls in the slots

Tidus:...I don't swing that way

Wakka: But all the Yaio fics say that..

Tidus: LETS MOVE ON *walks off*

Wakka: Aw nertz

-Un-flashback o_o..is that even a word-

Rikku: ..This has got to be the most stupidest story yet!

Yuna: I'll say..how can he be standing on the cliff and tell us a story!

Tidus: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Lulu: He fell off

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

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Sorry this one if so short.....*gets rock thrown at him* OH COME ON!!! *lunges at Rock*

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