Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Final Fantasy X Talk Show ❯ Chapter 1

Shari: Welcome to my talk show, everyone! It has no name because it's not going on worldwide! Well, it's not even going to all the States...but that's OK!

Audience: *laughs*

Shari: ...That wasn't even funny...

Audience: *silence*

Shari: *coughs* Uh, anyways, we have guests from a place called Spira! Uh, our first guest is a man who realised he was a dream! Let's all welcome Tidus!

Audience: *claps*

A Random Girl In The Audience: I LOVE YOU, TIDUS!!

Tidus: *walks in and blinks* Um...Right?

Shari: *throws something at the random girl in the audience* Eheh....Uh, anyways, welcome, Tidus!

Tidus: Hiya.

Shari: So, my first question is this: How did you feel when you found out you were just a dream of the fayth?

Tidus: ...Do I have to answer that?

Shari: Yes. Yes you do.

Tidus: *sigh* I was angry and depressed. Happy?

Audience: Awww.

Shari: Shh! You'll make him feel bad!

Tidus: You made me feel bad just by bringing that up!

Shari: It's my job to do that.

Tidus: Pfft.

Shari: Don't you "pfft" me!

Tidus: Can you just bring out the next guest?

Shari: Yes. That I shall do. Our next guest is the captain of a blitzball team called the Besaid Aurochs. This team has only won one tournament! Can you believe that?

Audience: *laughs*

Shari: That's not nice! Quit it!

Audience: *silence*

Shari: Come on out, Wakka!

Wakka: *walks in*

Audience: *claps*

Random Guy In The Audience: BOO!

Wakka: I saw that coming...

Shari: Take a seat next to Tidus, Wakka!

Wakka: *sits down next to Tidus*

Shari: So, Wakka, why did you quit blitzball?

Wakka: I wanted to devote all my attention to being a guardian.

Shari: Uh huh...You sure it isn't because you couldn't win without Tidus?

Wakka: ....

Tidus: *begins laughing*

Wakka: What's so funny?!

Tidus: The fact that it's true!

Wakka: Pfft! My team could've won!

Tidus: With a goal like "Do your best"?

Wakka: ....

Tidus: Thought so!

Wakka: *stands up* You want a piece of me?!

Tidus: No, I want the whole thing!

Shari: GUYS! This isn't Jerry Springer! Sit down and calm the *BLEEP* down!

Wakka: Hmph. *sits down*

Shari: So, what was it like working together being Yuna's guardian?

Tidus: Well, I provided the main strength. Wakka just killed birds and flying bugs with his blitzball.

Wakka: And I good job, too!

Tidus: Whatever. Everyone knows it was me who helped Yuna defeat Sin.

Wakka: I'm so glad you're just a dream...

Shari: That's not nice...I wish he were real...

Audience, Tidus, and Wakka: *stares at Shari*

Shari: Uh...Forget I said that!

Tidus: Can do!

Shari: Uh, so, how was it like working with a legend like Auron?

Wakka: It was an honor working with a great man!

Tidus: It was like having a guardian angel who always told you what to do but made you stand up for yourself. He was kind of annoying.

Wakka: How dare you talk about Sir Auron like that!

Tidus: Ah, shaddup.

Shari: Both of you shut up!

Tidus and Wakka: *blinks*

Shari: That's better. Well, we're gonna take a commercial break!