Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Final Fantasy X Talk Show ❯ Chapter 2

Shari: Welcome back to my talk show!

Audience: *claps*

Shari: OK, that's enough clapping.

Audience: *silence*

Shari: OK, so far, we have Tidus and Wakka. I think it's time to bring out our next guest.

Wakka: Oo! Oo! Who is it?

Shari: If you wait for my introduction, you'll know who it is! Our next guest is the black mage of this little team. She seems to love dolls! Let's all welcome...Lulu!

Audience: *claps*

Lulu: *walks in and sits next to Wakka*

Men In The Audience: *whistles* WHOO!

Lulu: Ugh.

Shari: You can cast your magic, if you like!

Lulu: Thank you. *Lulu's doll jumps from her lap and makes the same motions as Lulu* Thundaga.

Men In The Audience: *gets shocked* AHHH!!

Women In The Audience: *laughs*

Shari: Hahaha...Erm, anyways! Welcome, Lulu!

Lulu: Hello.

Shari: So, Lulu! How are you?

Lulu: I'm fine. Why have we been brought here?

Tidus: Yeah, why did we come here?

Shari: You followed Yuna.

Tidus: Well, why did Yuna come here?

Shari: She couldn't resist Carbuncle's cuteness! *huggles Carbuncle*

Tidus: *points to Carbuncle* What is that?!

Shari: Uh...It's a GF, which is kinda like an aeon. Anyways, Lulu, why do you use dolls to cast spells?

Lulu: It's my secret.

Shari: You don't know, either, do you?

Lulu: ....

Shari: Moving on! Lulu, Yuna was the third summoner you guarded, right?

Lulu: That's right.

Shari: What happened with the other two?

Lulu: I'd rather not talk about it.

Shari: Hey, you're on MY talk show! You have to answer the question!

Lulu: *sighs* They quit. Well, the first one died....

Tidus: Poor Lulu.

Lulu: DO NOT PITY ME!

Tidus: *gulps* Yes, ma'am.

Wakka: Hahaha...

Lulu: NO LAUGHING!

Wakka: *gulps* Yes, ma'am.

Tidus: *sticks his tongue out at Wakka and makes a face*

Shari: Scary...Anyways! This question is for the three of you. How did you feel when you saw the aeons? Were you afraid? Were you thinking, "WOW! THIS IS THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!" ?

Lulu: Well, Wakka and I have seen aeons before. It was nothing new to us.

Tidus: I nearly pissed my pants when I first saw Valefore.

Someone In The Audience: YOU WUSS!

Tidus: *throws a shoe at that person*

Shari: *laughs* Ahahaha! *cough* Uh, I mean, I see.

Wakka: His reaction was hilarious. I had to keep my laughter in because it was a holy thing...

Shari: Um, alright. Uh...It's getting kinda boring with just the three of you, so let's bring out our next guest! Our next guest is a young Al Bhed. Let's all welcome....Rikku!

Audience: *claps*

Rikku: *walks in and waves at everyone*

Someone In The Audience: Rikku, can I shake you hand?

Rikku: Sure! *walks up to the person and shakes their hand*

Someone In The Audience: My watch is gone!

Rikku: Heheh....It wasn't me!

Shari: Yes it was, you thief.

Rikku: Eheh...*sits down*

Shari: So, Rikku, are you happy that your cousin was the one who brought the Eternal Calm?

Rikku: Yes. I have something to brag about!

Shari: Well, it's not like people are gonna hate you for being Al Bhed, anymore. I mean, there aren't that many people who follow Yevon, anymore.

Rikku: I know! There are two groups: The Youth League and New Yevon.

Shari: I know that. Uh, anyways, are you glad that the Al Bhed can go where ever they want without being hated?

Rikku: Yup! It was my father's goal. He's trying to rebuild Home, but that's not gonna work 'cause all the Al Bhed are living all around Spira!

Shari: Uh huh. Anyways, why did the Al Bhed think kidnapping summoners would help them? I mean, I'm sure most people didn't want them to die, but that was their choice.

Rikku: What would you do if your cousin decided to throw her life away?!

Shari: Hm. Good point. But still, they chose it!

Rikku: You're a heartless being!

Shari: Don't I know it! Well, enough of this. Uh, so, Rikku, what's it like being a thief?

Rikku: It's fun! I get to take things from people.

Shari: *mumbles* I'm sure we could've figured that out...

Wakka: What you say?

Shari: All your base are belong to me.

Tidus, Wakka, Lulu, and Rikku: Right...

Shari: *sigh* You people are getting boring. Let's bring out Kimahri!

Kimahri: *walks in, not saying anything*

Shari: Hello, Kimahri!

Kimahri: .... *sits down*

Shari: Fine, be silent. You're not getting your spear back!

Kimahri: Grr...What you want with Kimahri?

Shari: I want to ask you some questions!

Kimahri: Go ahead. Ask Kimahri questions.

Shari: Why did you attack Tidus?

Kimahri: Kimahri saw how Tidus looked at Yuna. Kimahri did not like it.

Tidus: Hehe...It's not like she didn't like me!

Kimahri: Hyrrmm...

Shari: Er...OK! Ya know, Kimahri, I thought it was funny that you were banned from the Ronso clan then you were accepted a few minutes later.

Kimahri: That does not humor Kimahri.

Shari: Well, I think it's funny. Nyah.

Kimahri: Hyrrmm...

Shari: I thought Yevon was a very stupid religion.

Lulu, Wakka, and Kimahri: *angry stare*

Tidus and Rikku: Right!

Shari: Heh, people actually agree with me! So, Tidus, have you ever had dreams about Rikku?

Tidus: There was that one dream...But then my father showed up. *shudders*

Shari: We all know of that dream. What other dreams have you had?

Tidus: Well...There was this one dream...I was on the bed and then Yuna and Rikku...AH! WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS?!

Shari: *stares just like this: O_O* Woah! Wasn't expecting that!

Rikku: *scoots away from Tidus*

Tidus: Ah...crap. *sweatdrops*

Shari: Umm...We'll be back right after these messages!