Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Final Fantasy X Talk Show ❯ Chapter 3

Shari: Welcome back to my talk show!

Audience: *claps*

Shari: Silence!

Audience: *silence*

Tidus, Wakka, Rikku, Lulu, and Kimahri: *blinks*

Shari: Alright, our next guest is an old man who's been dead for quite some time. Let's all welcome Auron!

Wakka and Lulu: That's Sir Auron!

Shari: I'm the host! I can say whatever I want!

Auron: *walks in* Enough.

Wakka and Lulu: *silence*

Shari: Hello, Auron!

Auron: ....

Shari: Erm...OK...So, Auron! What was it like working with these people?

Auron: Well, they asked me alot of questions. Too many questions, really. They really didn't seem to have a clue.

Shari: Hahaha! I'm sure! I know Tidus was the one who didn't know a thing!

Tidus: Watch it...

Shari: You can't do anything to me! You're just a dream!

Tidus: ....Damn you!

Shari: Yes, yes. Damn me. Anyways, Auron, what's the afterlife like?

Auron: *sarcastically* I'm always happy. I frolic amongst the flowers all day long.

Tidus: I can just imagine that...

Auron: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!

Shari: Yes. Everyone knows Auron wouldn't frolic in flowers.

Rikku: That would be pretty scary if he did....

Shari: *shudders* Um...Let's all get that picture out of our minds...

Wakka: Ahh! It's stuck! Get it out of my head!

Lulu: Sure thing. *doll jumps off of her lap and mimics Lulu's motions* Thundaga.

Wakka: *gets shocked* AHHH!!

Shari: Is it out?

Wakka: Yes...

Kimahri: Kimahri is humored.

Wakka: Oh yeah! Laugh at Wakka! He doesn't mind!

Tidus: OK! *points and laughs at Wakka*

Shari: This is just a thought of Auron coming along: He's a cool guy and all...But he's...old. Um, it would be kinda scary to have an old man following me around....

Auron: Who's old?!

Shari: You are.

Auron: Grrr....You kids have no respect!

Shari: That may be true, but this is MY talk show!

Auron: Stupid kid.

Shari: I'm not stupid! I'm just a fool.

Auron: Fine. Foolish kid.

Shari: Much better!

Tidus: Heh....I like this show! Shari seems to like me best!

Kimahri: No. Shari likes Kimahri. No one can resist the blue.

Shari: He's big, blue, and furry! He's so lovable!

Kimahri: See.

Tidus: I'm lovable!

Shari: Yes, you are. Come here and give me a hug!

Tidus: *hugs Shari and sticks his tongue out at Kimahri*

Kimahri: Kimahri shall kill you.

Shari: No! No one will kill my Tidus!

Tidus: I'm loved!

Rikku: Yuna's gonna be mad...

Tidus: Oh crap...I forgot about Yuna!

Yuna: *storms out* TIDUS!

Rikku and Lulu: *trying to hold Yuna back* CALM DOWN!!

Yuna: YOU'RE TRYING TO STEAL MY MAN!

Shari: My talk show, MY TIDUS! *blows raspberry*

Yuna: NO!!!

Shari: *blows raspberry again and grabs Tidus* This boy is mine.

Yuna: *gets dragged off by Lulu and Rikku*

Shari: We'll be right back!