Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Final Fantasy X Talk Show ❯ Chapter 5

Shari: Ok, and we're back!

Wakka: Yuna and Rikku are still frozen…

Shari: That's a good thing! Yuna will try and take away my Tidus!

Wakka: But what about Rikku?

Shari: She was in the way…

Tidus: *eats one of Auron's cookies* Hey, these aren't bad!

Auron: See, I can make cookies.

Tidus: *continues to eat them* Yum!

Shari: …

Kimahri: Does Shari like Kimahri?

Shari: Of course Shari likes Kimahri!

Kimahri: *smiles*

Tidus: WOAH! That is the freakiest smile EVER!

Shari: Alright, this is getting boring…Let's bring out our next guest! He was once the leader of the Guado until Tidus and the gang killed him. Please welcome Seymour!

Seymour: *walks in with a creepy smile on his face*

Audience: *shudders*

Seymour: Grrr…

Shari: *ahem* So…Seymour…How was it that you kept coming back to kill Tidus and the others?

Seymour: I was determined to become Sin. I wanted everyone to be liberated…

Shari: By killing everyone?

Seymour: That's the only way to liberate everyone.

Shari: *pulls out a coocoo clock*

Tidus: *chokes on his cookie*

Wakka: You alright, ya?

Tidus: *throws up*

Everyone: EWWWW!

Jecht: *stumbles in, holding beer bottle and looking at Tidus* What're you doing here?!

Tidus: What are YOU doing here?!

Jecht: This is my house!

Shari: No it isn't, this my talk show!

Jecht: And who the hell are you?

Shari: I'm Shari!

Tidus: Dad, Shari, Shari….Yeah…

Jecht: You're with a girl?!

Tidus: Well, I'm not gay!

Jecht: You can't handle a girl!

Tidus: Shut up! Yes I can!

Jecht: You're gonna cry now. You always cry!

Tidus: *covers ears* LALALA! I'M NOT LISTENING!

Kimahri: …Kimahri not know what is going on.

Shari: *eating popcorn* Hahaha! I mean, poor Tidus…HEY! Stop picking on Tidus!

Seymour: *just watching* This is quite amusing…

Shari: Quiet, gay boy!

Seymour: I AM NOT GAY!

Shari: Yes you are! Ermm…We'll be right back after these commercials!