Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Final Fantasy X Talk Show ❯ Chapter 6

Shari: Aaaaand...we're back!

 

Seymour: Are we? Are we really?

 

Shari: Yes. Yes we are. Now shut up.

 

Jecht: *still holding a bottle of vodka in his hand* Get off my property! *hiccup*

 

Shari: Didn't I tell you before? This is MY talk show! Not your house!

 

Jecht: That's what YOU think! *hiccup*

 

Tidus: Don't mind him. He's an idiot.

 

Jecht: I resent that!

Tidus: Like you even know what 'resent' means!

 

Kimahri: Kimahri think Jecht is stupid.

 

Shari: Doesn't everyone?

 

Auron: Alright, who wants me to knit them a sweater?

 

Shari: *spits out coffee* You knit, TOO?!

 

Auron: Yes. Yes I do. So what if I seem all manly and whatnot? I have a soft side, too, you know!

 

Shari: Ladies and gentlemen, we are now seeing the side of Auron we never knew existed...

 

Audience: OOO!

 

Wakka: That audience is annoying, ya?

 

Shari: Ya. *coughs* Uh, I mean, yeah. Hehe...

 

Tidus: Look! Auron made me a sweater!

 

Shari: I suppose he's going to bake a pie for you, too?

Auron: *taking pie out of the oven* I'm way ahead of you.

 

Seymour: That looks quite delicious. May I have a piece?

Auron: For trying to kill us and everyone else, no.

 

Seymour: Drat...

 

Shari: Uh...so, Seymour.

Seymour: Yes?

 

Shari: Is it true that you're madly in love with Tidus?

 

Seymour: What?!

 

Shari: Don't deny it! You know that the only reason why you married Yuna was to make Tidus jealous!

 

Tidus: Is that true?

Seymour: ...*coughs*

Tidus: ...*shudders* I need to shower now...

 

Shari: Alright, we're going to go on a commercial break so Tidus can shower.