Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Cid Highwind Show:Season 2 ❯ Episode 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Episode 1

Cid: Welcome to the first episode of Cid Highwind-Season 2.The best damn Final Fantasy talkshow period.

Audience:YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!….he copied ESPN,but……YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!

Cid:Today`s special guest is Sora of Kingdom Hearts.

Sora walks down the isle and sits in the classic comfy chair.

Sora:Hey Cid!

Cid:Hey Sora,my man,I`ve always had a question for you.

Sora:Ask away. Makes a cheesy grin.

Cid: What`s your…..chuckles……Shoesize?

Sora: HEYYYYY!!!!! What do you have against my shoesize?

Audience: It`s unbelievably huge.

Cid:Thank you,Audience.

Sora:Hey,Cid,I thought we were pals?

Cid: Pals?! What would make us pals.You never do anything,you`re just a kid like Shinra.

Sora:JUST A KID?! I saved your life by defeating the Heartless.Why,are you acting this way,you were always a kind and gentle man.

Audience: kind….gentle…..Cid….AHAHAHAAHAHAAH!

Cid: So maybe after my little adventure with Cloud and everyone I loosened down on the swearing….

Random Guy in the Audience: And the smoking!

Cid:Cease the annoyance.

Random Guy:Sorry.

Cid:Saved us?! By doing what?!

Sora:Oh,you act like you don`t know.

Cid:You have to have a shiny weapon to be a hero.

Zell stands up and leaves the audience.

Sora: I do. Pulls out Keyblade.

Cid:THAT`S A KEY!!!!!!!! THAT`s A KEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Audience:AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-

Cid:OK! Thank you.

Sora: But Cid,I crushed the heartless with this thing.

Random Guy:Hey Sora,can you use your almighty weapon to start my car? I lost the keys….

Crickets Chirp.

Cid: Sorry,only I can make fun of him.

Sora:But Cid,I thought-

Cid: So I see you have been pumpin those muscles.

Sora:Yeah. Flexes.

Cid:Yeah,too bad you`re all bones.All your muscles went to your feet!

Audience:HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAA HAHHAHAAH!

End of Episode

Backstage:

"Hey Mario,thanks for building that fake audience that laughs at my jokes.I disliked the Season 1 props,none of them liked me,"Cid smiled at the video game legend who was now a special effects egineer."Mama Mia,ya welcome."

"Hey Sora wait up!"

Cid ran down the hallway and greeted the teary kid.'I was just kidding around.Before I met you I was considered a self-centered jerk who was a potty mouth and chimney,but I changed now.Here,take this gil."

"No money will ever make me feel better,'Sora sniffed.

"How about 5000 munny instead of gil."

"DONE!"

Sora took the money and ran off.

The curtain fell and the audience form Season 1 stood there and all laughed at him.

"WE ALL KNEW CID HAD A SOFT SPOT,BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUD!"

Cid gulped and ran for his life.