Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Cid Highwind Show:Season 2 ❯ Episode 2 ( Chapter 2 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Tom RO 91 
Why does Selphie like trains?
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Why does Selphie like trains?
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 01.23.2005 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 263 | Status: Completed
Episode 2
Cid:Ah yes we are ere for another classic episode of……..
Crickets chirp.
Cid:OF…….
Repeated.
Cid: the audience is supposed to say `The Cid Highwind Show'.
Audience Guy:WHAT THE HECK!!! No one gave me a script blonde punk.
Cid:Todays special guest is Selphie……….
Audience: sarcasticly chants Hoorah.
Selphie skips down the isle and jumps in the chair bouncing.
Cid:Hey Selphie,what are your interest.
Selphie:TRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…….and sugar.
Cid: Ooooooookkkkk.
Selphie:I like TRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cid:Why do you like trains?
Selphie:It all started when I was five……
Flashback……
Selphie runs up and down a traintrack.
Mysterious Voice:Hello Selphie……
Selphie:OMIGOSH! You`re a FAIRY!
Mysterious Voice:That`s right I`m your fairy godmother and I`m going to make that the next thing to come in contact with will be your highest intest.
Selphie:Why?
Fairy:I Don't know.The Cid Highwind Show is just about as random as this:
Selphie gets magic pixie dust sprinkled on her and a train roars down the tracks and nails her.
End Of Flashback
Cid:IS this really what happened?
Selphie:I don`t know.
Cid:Right……..So I heard you and Irvinne are….
Selphie:No,I dumped him for two more important items.
Cid:What would those be?
Selphie:Trains and Sugar. I wrote a song about I LIKE TRAINS!!!!!!!!!
Trains train
Take me far away.
Into the Future we will go.
Trains train
Take me far away.
Into the Future we will go.
Trains train
Take me far away.
Into the Future we will go.
Cid:……
Selphie:Second Verse
Trains train
Take me far away.
Into the Future we will go.
Trains train
Take me far away.
Into the Future we will go.
Trains train
Take me far away.
Into the Future we will go.
Cid:……………………..
Selphie:Ok the last verse.
Trains train
Take me far away.
Into the Future we will go.
Trains train
Take me far away.
Into the Future we will go.
Trains train
Take me far away.
Into the Future we will go.
Cid:…………………..
Audience:Encore! We want more.
Selphie:Ok.
Trains train
Take me far away.
Into the Future we will go.
Trains train
Take me far away.
Into the Future we will go.
Cid: pulls out an M-16 ALL SHALL DIE
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
End Of Episode