Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Cid Highwind Show:Season 2 ❯ Episode 3 ( Chapter 3 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Episode 3

Cid:Hello my adoring fans.

Guy in Audience:Was he talking to you?

Other Guy:Yeah right.Everyone in the audience hates Cid.

Guy:Why are we here?

Other Guy:Because the guests make the show funny.

Cid:Ok today`s guest by request of komodo dragon is…..VINCENT!

Vincent walked on to the set of the show,weapon close.

Guy:Oh boy the human-crow.

Vincent:WHAT WAS THAT,RANDOM GUY IN THE AUDIENCE?!

Guy:How`d you here me?! I was just whispering to my friend.

Other Guy:You?! Friend?! I just came because you promised me Zanarkand Abe Tickets…….oops….

Guy:OH Really?! After all these years…

Other Guy:We`ve known each other for ten minutes.

Cid:Can you guys take this outside? We`re in the middle of a show.So Vincent,you got a girlie?

Vincent:I love no one.I am with the animals.I like perching myself on trees watching the wolves howl while the moon is like a vagrant white ball thingy.

Cid:Huh?

Vincent:I wanted to speak a poem that I wrote called The Vagrant Moon ball thingy where wolves hunt and tear the flesh out of deer and bunny rabbits where blood…

Cid:Just how long will it take for you to read the title?

Vincent:Seven Complete Suncycles.

Cid:Who?

Vincent:A week,Chimney.

Cid:I don`t smoke no more.See I got a toothpick.

Vincent:That`s lame.

Cid:Well they said I needed to cut off the language to have a role in Kingdom Hearts.

Vincent:Cid……in a kid`s game.Highly disappointing.

Cid:you`re in the sequel.

Vincent:SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Audience:AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH! Birdman in KH.Kid`s game.Let`s mock him.

Fangirl:STAY AWAY FROM MY VINCIE-POO!

Guy:Yeah.MY VINCIE-POO!

Fangirl:O_o

Guy:I mean DIE HUMAN CROW!

Vincent pulls out a missle launcher and creates a barrier around him and Cid then blows up the entire building.

Cid:My…..set.Sorry but Tom RO 91 won`t be updating for awhile due to the supremely horrible condition of this set.Review Please.