Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Cid Highwind Show:Season 2 ❯ Episode 4:Repaired and Randomly funny ( Chapter 4 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Tom RO 91 
As the title sez
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 01.29.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 225 | Status: Completed
As the title sez
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 01.29.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 225 | Status: Completed
Episode 4
Cid:My show…….IT`S RUINED.
Vincent:Cid,I deeply aplogize for this…..
Cid:Don`t give me any of the crap you vampire.
Vincent:I could restore with my ultimate move…
Cid: DID YOU HEAR THAT,KIDS?! He can restore it.Ok……..forget about the long update.
Vincent: SATAN SLAM……wait,that won`t help…..ok my second best move.RESTORE EVERYTHING TO THE WAY IT APPEARED SIX DAYS AGO.
Elsewhere……
Zell: Hey,Squall,how`s my gotee I grew in?
Squall:Not really.You think I care about facial hair?
Quistis,Rinoa,Selphie:OMIGOSH! DINCHT IS SOOO HOT WITH FACIAL HAIR!
They lock his arms with his and take turns to kiss him.
Squall:How long have you been growing it?
Zell:Almost three days.
Back to the place we were before…….
Vincent:RETURN EVERYTHING BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS 3 DAYS AGO……ATTACK!
Back to the Elsewhere……thing……yeah…..
Zell:The best thing about this gotee,a man can only grow it once.Oh,and if it is to so-called disappear due to the events of a vampire-due performing an attack then it will be replaced by zits in its shape.
Quistis:they would be disgusting.
Rinoa:Yeah,I`d kill him without holding back.
Gotee disappears.
Back to the Restored set…
Cid:Today`s guest is Yuffie!
Yuffie:HEY Y`ALL!
Cid: Yuffie,do you like rasberrys?
Yuffie:As long as it`s rasberry MATERIA!
Cid: Ok…..
Yuffie:Yeah….I LIKE MARERIA!
Zell burst into studio with a blindfold covering his nose,down.
Zell:Help me!
Rinoa:FIRAGAGAGAGAAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGARARAARARARARARARARARARARAAGA GAGAGAGGAGAWAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFA!
Zell bursts into flames and drops a hotdog,sprawling on the ground.
Zell:Hot…….dog……kinda reminds you of Shuyin and Len huh?
Hotdog:…………..
Zell: Hotdog……I…..will…..never…..forget…..our ……moments….together….
Hotdog:…………JUST SHUT UP!
Zell: YOU TALKED?!
Cid:NO LOVER BOY THAT WAS ME!GET THE HECK OFF MY SET KIDDO!
Zell:But……
Marlene: Papa, a hotdog.
Barret:Well,what do you know?
Marlene picks up hotdog and eats it.
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Cid: Or just try: `NO!!!!!!!'