Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Cid Highwind Show ❯ Episode 4 ( Chapter 4 )

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By: Tom RO 91
You may not want to read this unless your blind.

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Episode 4
"Welcome to another horrible episode of the Cid Highwind show!"yelled Cid. "Today,our special guest is a dear friend of mine! Allow me to introduce…………Barret!"
The potty-mouthed gunner entered the big room.
"Now Barret,my man! I heard you still swear a lot….I`ve ditched the habit,"Cid smiled. "SWEAR!!!! Who the @#$%en #$@% $%*#@ told you I still swear!" "Um….relax….it`s just a rumor….yeah,"Cid smirked.
"It better be a &*%@en rumor or I`ll tear off your @#$%in brain!"Barret yelled."Um….so what`s up my friend?"Cid asked.
"Well,I just got a call from my @#$en daughter Marlene! She`s @#$%en safe and I`m @#$%en happy!"Barret smiled.
"OK…..that`s-Will you stop pointing that thing at me!"yelled Cid. "Oh,shoot!"said a bodyguard.'I lost my wallet!" "No,don`t shoot!"yelled Cid.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
"OK…..go to commercial,"said Cid as he put his head back on.
A voice pooped up on the screen. "It`s new its fun…..it`s the Gorgous Unity Nuetralizer. We call it a GUN!" Vincent came out of nowhere and swung around a GUN! Two girls appeared by his side. "Not only can it nutralize,but it can make popcorn….in just seconds," said a girl as she winked. The other girl began to say:
"And it`s only available at Wall Market for 5000 gil so head on down today for your GUN!" Vincent began to say the final words: "And it makes the perfect gift or present……for the kids!"
The show came back on."So…..Barret,anything going on in your love life?"Cid said.
"I don`t know,but for some @#$en retarded reason,no girls think my words sweep them off their feet. And they don`t enjoy holding hands in the sunset .What the-------sensored------is up with that?! "Cid`s mouthed dropped as he heard the mother of bad words on HIS show. "Oh my god, he said SEPHIROTH!"said a guard. "What the Sephiroth is up with you guys?" Barret asked.
"Barret,you are a potty-mouth!"said Cid. Barret laughed."So,you swore more and you were a chimney…you smoked so much!"
"So,at least I ditched my habits,you still swear!"
"No,I @#$%in don`t,you little!"
End of Episode