Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The elusive one liner game ❯ over allredy ( Chapter 1 )

Thank you tows of you who reviewed my fic… This is the last chapter of the one liner game fic, but don't worry I have more coming and I think you will like em… there is a horror one and I also plan on doing an endless rant.

As for the person who said it could be better, you try typing 150 words a second and get em all correct (and on top of that you have to be sick.) But now I have word installed so that shouldn't happen as often thank you to tows that reviewed. And thank you for your patents my motherboard was fighting with my video card and my brother screwed with the light/ balance settings for my monitor.

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Sephiroth looked up," Why are you involving me in this? Oh well if it will get you to shut the hell up…

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

*The others were laughing and rolling on the floor *

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

*Everyone was trying not to laugh too hard. *

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minuet of it.

*Laughter… again. *

Criminal lawyer is a redundancy.

*By now you probably know what's happening *

It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

*Gee if I were there I would be in hysterics that one matches him really good this is what the others are thinking `if he knows so many of these why doesn't he start a stand up routine and be marry.' *

A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.

*Snickering. *

A friend in need is a pest indeed…

*The laughing could be heard from outside, and people were wondering what was so funny. *

All I want is a warm bed, a kind world, and unlimited power.

*Everyone was laughing so hard saying as they were expecting that one. *

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

*Everyone was laughing but Vincent who knew what he was talking about. *

As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.

*That's all it took to get Vincent laughing again. *

Efficiency takes time! Frugality: who can afford it?

*I didn't find this one funny but they got it pretty good. *

Forgive your enemies…but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!

*Sephiroth had to prevent himself from snickering the others were laughing so hard. *

Help stamp out mental illness, or I'll kill you!

*Sweet drops. *

The world's one giant freak show, and I'm the star.

*Everyone was laughing again. *

If your feeling down, beet a Wall-Mart greeter half to death with a led pipe, this would do nothing to solve the problem however it is quite fun.

*The others were thinking he made all these up to force them to be quiet. *

Fortunately I'm not the smartest person you will meet I'm the dumbest…

Ok cid lets see how many you know."

Cid looked at every one " Hard work has future pay off, laziness pays off now. And I bet you I could stop Gambling. Ok Brat it's your turn.

*Everyone looks shocked. *

"Well," Yuffie said. "Few women admit their age, few men act theirs.

*Aries and Tifa were laughing. *

Every time I built a character, I've regretted it… If the shoe fits buy it.

*Hyistiricel laughter broke out. *

A dirty book is rarely dusty… a mind is a terrible thing to Grawd… I forgot

*Even more laughter. *

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain. And most do… Bugs are suns of glitches!

*Vincent grabbed Yuffie's slim waist, (she had been sitting in his lap the hole time… told you I was a yuffintine fan *

Confusion not only reigns, it pours… everyone is enlightened to my opinion.

*People were laughing so hard their sides hurt. *

Grow your own dope… plant a man…*she added in a wispier* not mine thou…

*Everyone was laughing mainly at Vincent. *

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional… ok, Vinney dearest… make Cloud eat his words."

Everyone was snickering but Cloud who was willing to bet that, by the grin on his face that all of them didn't come close to beating him at this game…. Vincent without leaving time for the others to register what he was saying before it was too late started to list the one-liners they hadn't yet said.

"We are born naked, wet and hungry. These things get worse… Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive… Better to under stand a little thin to misunderstand a lot… Okay, who put a `stop payment' on my reality check?

*The others were laughing so hard that Vincent had to stop so they could calm down. *

Change is inevitable except from a vending machine… A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject…Have you ever dated somebody because you were too lazy to commit suicide?

*If your not laughing your head off or at lest getting your parents/ people looking at you weird… I'm gona have to poke you with a stick. *

`Tis better to be thought a fool, thin open your mouth and remove all doubt… A chicken is an eggs way of reproducing more eggs… A friend: someone who likes you even after they know you… A waste is a terrible thing to mind… Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.

*Already Vincent was listing and coming close o the max and showed no signs of stopping any time soon it was well possible that he had gone over the max. *

Ambition is the last refuge to the failure… Angels can fly because they take themselves so lightly… Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same thing… Borderline psychotic with hermit-like tendencies.

*Everyone looked at Cid and laughed. *

Chose heaven for climate, hell for society… Constant change is here to stay… Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system… Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.

*Yuffie snickered and flung her arms around Vincent's neck and gave him a peck on the cheek. *

Everyone is gifted, some open the package sooner… Friends come and go, enemies accumulate… Give your child mental blocks for Christmas… Gravity doesn't exist, the earth sucks.

*S. D. Scythe was laughing his head off when he heard that one. *

Gun control is being able to hit your target… How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand! How much deeper would the ocean be with out sponges? I still miss my ex-wife… BUT my aim is improving.

*Yuffie was imaging Vincent trying to shoot a Lucy look-alike with the death penalty. *

I can resist anything but temptation… If a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide is it considered a hostage situation? Before you criticize someone walk a mile in his or her shoes, that way when you criticize them that way you're a mile away and you have their shoes… *Vincent has a big grin on his face. * I win GET LOST!"

Every one got up to leave but a pair of strong arms stopped Yuffie. When the others were heading down to casta de la soil Vincent whispered in her ear "Not you, I have a different kind of torment in store for you…" Yuffie was `turned on' to see the devil grin had found its way onto Vincent's face once more. (I love that devil grin)While the others were at the beach the happy couple was going to make Cloud's return a living hell…

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a/n ma hahahaha… it ends there hehehe… you figure out what will happen from here… don't for get to review.