Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Romantic Dream ❯ Dire Situation ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

~~~~~~~~~~Intro Mini Theater~~~~~~~~
Seifer: SHIT SHIT SHIT!! Let me the fuck out of here! *Clawing hopelessly at the door.*
Arien: Oh calm down you big baby.
Seifer: Oh fuck no! I know about what you do to people in your stories! You had Naruto gay and then had him raped, you fucked with Cloud's head, and you screwed up Yusuke and Keiko's relationship. Like hell I want a part of this shit! I'm not going to fucking do this shit!
Arien: You don't have a choice. I need some of this to be from your perspective and so you'll have to suck it up. *Sends him a rather pleasing mental image*
Seifer: *perks up* You'd really do that? *sees her nod* Your aren't backing out of this later you know.
Arien: I realize this Seifer. I don't go back on my promises. And that was a promise.
Squall: Nice. Poking at his weak point.
Seifer: Hey! What's that supposed to mean! *grabbing the younger man up by the collar of his jacket.*
Squall: I mean the fact that your a sex addict.
Seifer: I am not!
Arien: Squall Leonheart! You know I'm still pissed with you about the whole Rinoa thing.
Squall: Oh come on. That was ages ago. *Hugs her from behind* You know I love you. How are the kids?
Arien: Rambunctious. Raine is beating up on Laguna... She's definitely your daughter.
Seifer: Wait a minute, you've had kids with Squall!
Jason: Dad... *Pulling on Seifer's sleeve* Don't give Mom such a hard time!
Seifer: Whoa! Who the...
Jason: I'm your son from the future.
Seifer: *Eyes bug out* Arien!!
Raine: Geez, your Dad's such a freak-a-zoid!
Arien: Raine... go to your room. NOW!
Kuinnu: Maybe I should have warned him of this before I brought him here. *thinks for a minute* Nah...
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Disclaimer: Don't make me say it... * shocked by a disclaimer bolt* Yeouch! That hurt! Fine. I don't own anything but my body *plot bunny arrives holding a contract and points at it.* ... oh... wait... damn... I sold it to the plot bunnies for a story idea. Hey can I buy back my body with some carrots? *Plot bunny nods and is joined by smut bunny, Grabs and cuddles the smut bunny.* Hey little buddy! Guess that means this fic will be filled with the smutty goodness of my buddy the Smut bunny. *Buys her body back from the plot bunnies with 26 carrots and gives the smut bunny 30 just cuz they are old friends.* So any-who, this story implies past sexual activities between the irresistible 'Ice Princess' Squall and the ever glorious sex god Seifer. *sees Seifer snickering like hell as Squall's mouth drops open due to Arien's words about him, nails Seifer with a chalk dust filled eraser, Seifer coughs, Squall smirks* graphic sex, rape, yaoi, kinky sexual activities, violence, blood and gore, adult language content, adult situations, angst and so on and so forth *looks to make sure the disclaimer bolt is not about to strike*
Peoples please enjoy!


The Romantic Dream
Ch 1 : Dire Situation

~ Squall ~

I sat in my office examining the young woman's request. Looking up at her I met her fearful sapphire eyes. "You don't need to worry. I'm not afraid of you. I was once in love with someone who was like you. She died though..."
"I'm... I'm so sorry." the red haired young woman bowing her head in remorse for bringing up such a sore topic. She wasn't half bad looking. About five foot five I'd say and though she was wrapped in a dark cloak I could tell she was probably a little under weight, but the powerful but slim arms that she had displayed as she handed me the request made it obvious that she had some sort of prior training.
"What is your weapon?" I asked and she tilted her head. "In this school we train cadets for battle. To have your request granted you will need to acquire one." I stated as if it where the simplest thing to have said. Carefully she produced a strange weapon a staff with a crescent blade at one end and another blade the other. I stand and she flinches. "We're heading to the training center. I want to see you put that thing into action." She nods and follows after me.
Half way to the training center a bellow erupts announcing another fight. I tear towards the sounds of the battle. As the young woman and I arrive we see Seifer protecting some of the junior-class-men.
"You idiots! Get the hell outta here!" Seifer yells at the younger students as he's holding off two no... shit three T-rexaurs! Before I have time to draw Lion Heart the young woman springs forward and swings her staff as a long chain make an audible sound like that of someone dragging a metal chain over a metal bar. As she whirls the chained blade I can't help but note the deadly grace as two less injured T-Rexaurs blood spills from the amazing wounds created by the weapons crescent blade as it comes zipping back into place with a click as it reattaches itself to the staff. With that amazing display I say she should consider her request granted.
The third T-Rexaur turns after nailing Seifer with its tail to bite the young woman as she is preparing for a second attack.
"Damn it bitch, look out!" cries Seifer throwing his special Hyperion gun-blade model through the T-Rexuar's head from under its large mouth up through the rest of its head. I see my ex-lover go over to the girl. He looks about to go off on her for a moment. "You new around here?" he asks. She looks startled for a moment. I use the opportunity to speak for her.
"She is joining us as of tomorrow morning at 0600 hours." I state and look at her seeing the sudden joy in her eyes.
"You mean...?!" she cries overjoyed. She doesn't want to go insane so far be it from me to stop this sorceress from looking for her knight.

~Seifer~

I felt restless. Something was digging at me, a feeling like something was going on, like there was something drawing me like a moth to a fire. Really I hated the feeling. It made me feel like I did when that damned sorceress bitch Ultimecia controlled me and forced me to be her knight. I had always wanted to be a knight to a sorceress but that bitch controlled me... she used me. I could still hear her in my dreams even now a year after. I can't help it. I had this freaky as hell bond with her. I could hear her in my head, and when I fucked up she'd nail me with a wicked mental blast that nearly sent me crashing to the floor every single time. I used to go to Squall for the comfort but after Rinoa was found murdered in Deling City by none other than her own father who'd gone fruitloopy after the damn time compression, he just pulled away and surrounded himself with that damned iceberg of his. I mean... it's not like I'm gay or anything... I'm bi I swear I am. It just feels good when Squall fucks me and lets me fuck his tight ass. I mean if I could find the right girl I'd be okay but god if Squall wasn't such a little sex-kitten I don't think I'd have ever fucked or let myself be fucked by a guy. I'm sorry but with Squall giving me a better blow-job than Rinoa or any of the other girls I'd ever been with, I just couldn't help myself. I didn't know a man like Squall was so good at sucking dick.
Shit! I need to get that selfish bastard out of my head. I grab Hyperion and stride down the hall. 99.9% of the school population gives me a wide path. The only people who come near me now are Squall and his buddies, and Rajin and Fujin, my fellow disciplinary committee members and my most trusted friends who still believe in me. Hell I remember under the sorceress' control Fujin actually said more than two words at a time. Hell, she'd made a fricken' speech compared to her normal style of talking.
"KILL?" came her voice, so suddenly it startled me. This particular instance I knew it meant killing monsters in the training center(TC).
"Yeah I was just heading there. Wanna come with?" she shakes her head.
"REPORT." I nod knowing that she's got lots of work now that she's a teacher's aid. I kiss her cheek slightly in a gesture of our very close friendship and she smiles. "Seifer... You keep this up and people will think we are dating." she says. I stumble backwards as she starts to friggen' laugh. It's only then that I remember that she is a lesbian because her first boyfriend was abusive and is the reason she wears that eye-patch. The fucker had really fucked up her eye and since then she's kept it hidden. I think the two of them had gotten into one hell of a vicious fight while in the cafeteria. The mother-fucking-bastard took a plastic fork and in a fit of seriously violent rage just fucking stabbed her in the face, in that eye. It wasn't so much that he stabbed it as it was that the plastic scratched her eye and she hasn't been able to see out of it since. She showed me the eye once. It had a scar and she usually keeps the eye-patch over it to hide the scar and because it's now super sensitive to light... well anyway. Her girlfriend was one of the few people who didn't care about the fact that her eye was messed up forever and that she'd always look kinda like a pirate.
"Sorry, Fujin. Hey how's your girlfriend?" I ask and her face falls.
"HOSPITAL." she states.
"What? Why?" I ask her.
"GRAT ACID." Oh shit... that stuff can be really dangerous... "TOTAL SLAUGHTER!" she said coldly. I smiled. She really hated those things. And though she couldn't kill them herself, she was asking me to go on a Grat killing spree for her.
"I'll kill every single one I find. Promise." I continue to the TC.

Oh shit what do the little fuck heads think they are doing! I see four hundred and fifty or so pounds of soon to be T-Rexaur food. These damned junior class men get swelled heads and then end up in the infirmary or worse... in a grave. I charge over and shove the younger students back and use myself as a human shield. I back the kids to up trying to get them to the hall as the smaller two try to carry their larger and badly injured friend. "You idiots! Get the hell outta here!" I yell at them as two more T-Rexaurs come into view. Oh shit... I'm so fucked... A chain whips past disemboweling the two reddish skinned T-Rexuars. I glance at a girl who the chain and blade come back too. WHAM! The T-Rexaur's tail smashes into me sending me to the damned ground nearer that girl. It's about to bite her in half and I can't help myself. "Damn it bitch, look out!" I sling Hyperion with all my strength and let my trusty gun-blade fly and bury itself up through the blackish T-Rexaur's head. It falls and leaves me panting. I draw my self up about to bitch at the stupid chick for letting her guard down and realize that A) I've never seen her before B) she isn't dressed like a student her and C) that the weird feeling calms and is pacified around her. Before I can stop myself, "You new around here?"
"She is joining us as of tomorrow morning at 0600 hours." Squall, the ice princess himself says. I half ignore her for a moment as I look at the guy who has a stick... or maybe a vibrating dildo shoved up his ass.
"Your name sweetheart?" I ask trying to get on her good side fast.
"Arien Natalie Andrews." Her name sends a strange chill down my spine. I have this sudden urge to just... I don't know.
"I'm Seifer Almasy." I say. Shit! I can't help feeling weird. Suddenly something clicks in my brain. Like a sort of... I dunno... identification thing. I suddenly know she's a sorceress. I don't know what's happening but for some reason I feel so right around her. Usually I couldn't even be around Rinoa cuz I was scare shitless of her sorceress abilities. For some reason I wanna tear my clothes off and take her hard and fast right here and let me tell you, with my sorceress phobia and the fact that I barely know her this is way different from how I normally work. Then as if it wasn't bad enough that I wanted to fuck her six ways from Sunday I get my weapon and get down on one knee, still covered in blood and guts and gore. "I have proven myself in battle for you. I will die for you. I will kill to protect you. I will be the one constant in your life. I will be your anchor. Will you accept me as your Knight?" I catch Squall's look of bewilderment. He knows what she is then and is surprised that I want to be her Knight.
"But... How... How did you..."
"An evil sorceress controlled me and I ended up realizing that even though I was a knight... I wasn't supposed to be her knight. When I heard your name... I just... I just knew you were the one I was waiting for. You are the one who should be my sorceress. Will you please accept me?" I ask as I feel her kneel down and touch my hand. I look up into her eyes as there is a strange buzz through my body. I can't help but want to be beside her and while my head is screaming get away from her, my heart says she is my sorceress, that she is the one I should dedicate myself to. Her arms slowly encircle me and her cheek presses against my neck. I tense badly but let her continue.
"Thank you... I know that you must hate sorceresses like me... but the reason I was looking for my knight was so I would stay sane." She say pulling back to look at me. "I accept you as my Knight now and for as long as you wish to be my Knight." I feel a sharp pain in my head. She pulls back grasping her head. I throw my arms around her, soothing her as she trembles.
<What is happening to me?> comes her voice in my head. I almost scream from the shock.
<We are bonding. It's a little painful if you are unready for it.> I tell her through our linked minds. I suddenly feel the sensation of fear and terror flood through her across our link. I then realize we are still in front of Squall and the three students. <Shit!> She looks at me startled.
"Cadets." Squall says loudly. The students flinch startled. "You are not to speak a word of this to anyone. If you tell anyone you will be immediately expelled." The students cringe.
"It's ok. Now that I have found someone who won't mind being my Knight I don't need to scared." she said looking at me warmly. I felt my stomach lurch. I still hate sorceresses but why do I feel different about her... damn... and this looks like one of those days that Squally-boy's sex kitten would come out to play.
"I... I need to go get cleaned up. I'll see you tomorrow." I say leaving her with Squall.
"Seifer! She'll be staying with you." I turn on my heel and stalk up to him.
"Excuse me?" I growl at him.
"You two will be sharing a double dorm room." he smirks at me with satisfaction. God damn mother fucking shit! The little cock sucking bastard. He looks at me with that calm cool smugness, it the look that usually makes me want to punch his face in. "Do you mind sharing a bathroom with him?" He asks her like she the one who's being inconvenienced. She shakes her head in the negative and I can't help but think of the many awkward situations that could arise from that.

My life sucks ass.

~~~~~~~~~~Mini theater ~~~~~~~~~~
Seifer: Oh... my... god... this set up is insane. And I knew you were going to do something sneaky! You made me and Squall gay!
Arien: You shit head! The two of you are bi. God you homo-phobe.
Squall: Arien... did you really have to make us bi?
Arien: Yeah... otherwise I wouldn't be having so much fun with this... By the way, Thanks goes to the Plot bunnies and Smut bunny. I hope you all enjoy the story.
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