Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Tour of Gaia ❯ Intro ( Prologue )
...how the madness begins...
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.27.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 216 | Visits: 214 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I don't own FFIX. 'Nuff said.
The Tour of Gaia
Written by: Meildramon
Introduction
Zidane: Here is the Tour of Gaia, with your host, Zidane Trib-
Garnet: I'm the host you pathetic Genome! ME, I TELLS YE, ME!!!
Zidane: Whatever
Squall: MY GIMMICK! MINE!
Zidane: Anways, here is your hostess, Garnet Dagger Sarah Tribal Til Alexandros-
Dagger: You got it wrong!
Zidane: I DON'T CARE!
::Dagger starts sobbing in a cute way::
Zidane: Awwww...sorry Garny, I wuv you! ::huggles Dagger::
Dagger: ::huggles Zidane and steals 1000 gil from his pockets::
Freya: This is the Gaian Tours, where you'll find the most complete information on your favorite planet, Gaia!
Kuja: Damn you, my fav is Terra! It has that awesome shopping mall! @_@
Eiko: And now we go on to our first town, Madain Sari!
Vivi: I-I thought the first town was Conde Petie! ::Eiko stares at Vivi::
Eiko: (Shut your *bleep* up)
Vivi: (uh...okay)
Zidane: (Why are we talking in brackets?)
Dagger: (Who cares?)
Sailor Erin: Next stop, Conde Petie! ::sniffle:: (I wanted to be Sailor Uranus!)
A/N: The Insanity begins...will they ever get to Conde Petie? Will Sailor Erin ever get her named changed? Will Zidane stop stealing Gimmicks? Find out on the next chapter of "The Tour of Gaia"...and REVIEWS!!!!