Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Tour of Gaia ❯ Chocobo's Paradise ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer: Yes, I own Final Fantasy IX, I'm the Queen of Alexandria, and my name is Garnet Til Alexandros 17th! Yeah! ::rolls eyes::

The Tour of Gaia
Written by: Meildramon
Chocobo's Paradise

Dagger :We are at Chocobo's Paradise, where a lot of different coloured chocobos are.

Freya: Lets start with a tour.

Dagger: ::: Takes of shirt and reveals bikini::

Chocobo: K-KWEEEEEEH!!! ::drools::

Zidane: ::eyes lit up and hair grows longer as if he were a girl:: h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hot!!!!! Hey bastard, she's my girl. I'll even prove it. ::shows royal pendant::

Chocobo: Kwwweeeeehhhh...::sounds disappointed::

Freya: Lets continue the tour, shall we?

Dagger: That is the royal seat. Fat Chocobo sits in it.

Eiko: Look it's a slide .

Freya: Yes Eiko. It is a slide Chocobos use as a shortcut.

Dagger: There is also a spring where Chocobos sit on and get a major boost! I wanna ride it! ::runs off to the spring:: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! ::bikini slides off:: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! ::quickly straps it back on::

Zidane: OH F*** you are one hot mama! ::drools and falls on his back, paralyzed::

Brahne: Watch your mouth!

Meildra: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! ::points:: BRAHNE!!! ::falls over Anime Style::

Amarant: SHUT YOUR FRIGGIN MOUTH MEILDRA! ::tries to take a blow at Meildra's head and hits titanium instead:: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Meildra: Never mess with the authoress, she can make the impossible happen...

Chocobo: KWEH? (Seriously?)

Meildra: Yup.

Chocobo: KWEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH!! (Get me a date with Garnet!)

Meildra: O_O No...

Chocobo: Kweeeeeeehhhh....(damn)

ChocoBrahne: KWEH! (Watch your mouth!)

ChocoMeildra: KWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH!!! (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! ::points:: BRAHNE!!! ::falls over Anime Style::)

Roadrunner: Meep

Eiko: Roadrunner! ::goes chases it::

Dagger: Lets continue with the interview with Fat Chocobo already.

Freya: Fat Chocobo, how does it feel to be king of all Chocobos?

Fat Chocobo: Great . And I have two Chocobos to be my slave. The one on the left and right of me.

Left Chocobo: Kweeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww!!! (Thats it. I quit!!!!!!!)

Right Chocobo: KWEH!!!!!!!!!!! (Me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Fat Chocobo: WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!! F*CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brahne: Watch your mouth!

Meildra: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! ::points:: BRAHNE!!! ::falls down Anime Style:

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A/N : Will that Chocobo ever stop drooling? Will Meildra make Amarant hit Titanium again? Will Brahne ever stop saying her phrase? Did Eiko catch the Roadrunner? Will Meildra ever stop writing these annoying Author's Notes? Wait for the next chapter! Oh, yes, reviews...

BTW, this chapter was co-written by Meildra's bro...