Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Tour of Gaia ❯ Alexandria ( Chapter 2 )

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The Tour of Gaia
Written by: Meildramon
Alexandria

Garnet: We're here at my Queendom, Alexandria! We will first interview the moogle in the bell tower. Now, moogle, what is you're name?

Moogle: Kupo!

Zidane: We're all aware that you moogles say 'Kupo'...now what's your name?

Moogle: KUPO!

Freya: What's your name??!?!?!

Moogle: KUPO!

Amarant: What is your name you stuck up *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

Moogle: KUPO!!!!

Eiko: YOU STUPID SON OF A CREAM PUFF! *starts drooling* Never think of insults when you're hungry..

Moogle: KUPO!!!

Quina: ME ANGRY!

Moogle: KUPO!!!!!

Freya: NAME?!?!

Kupo: Arggg!! ::flies off::

Dagger: NO! WAIT! I NEED TO SAVE! Darn!!!

Zidane: Stupid moogle...::moogle crap flies onto his head:: GAK!!!

Garnet: Awwww...isn't that cute?

Zidane: Yeah! It's cute!

Freya: O_O

Zidane: (Son of a *bleeeeep* moogle!)

Dagger: Zidane, you're aware that all of us can hear you, right?

Zidane: Uh...uh oh...

Eiko: Naughty Zidane!

Zidane: Shu'up, at least my vagina ain't showing!

Eiko: ARRRGGG!!! ::summons Madeen::

Zidane: Look at the pretty birdy! ::passes out::

Amarant: WTF? You have a vagina?

Garnet: Moral: Never get a summoner angry...

Quina: Birdy delicious! Especially when stir fried!

Birdy: No, we prefer to be oven baked...::explodes::

Squall: Whatever ::explodes::

Dagger: Heheheeheheheheheheheheheeee!

Freya: Now we shall interview Hippaul! Now, Hippaul, how does it feel to be defeated by our own little Vivi?

Hippaul: YOU BUM!! YOU TOOK MY WHOLE CARD COLLECTION!!! I'll Get you!

Vivi: O_O You can't catch me, I'm faster than you...

Hippaul: Oh yeah...

Freya: OOoookay, next interview is with none other then Queen Brahne herself!!!

Garnet: O_O My mother is dead!

Freya: Okay, then the ghost of Queen Brahne.

Brahne: 'sup my homies?

Dagger: WTF?

Brahne: Watch your mouth!

Garnet: Sowwy...

Freya: How does it feel to be called "Elephant-Lady"?

Brahne: ELEPHANT LADY??!?!? HOW DARE YOU!! OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!

Kuja: Shu'up, Elephant-Lady!

Brahne: Grrrr...

A/N: Does Zidane have a Vagina? Are Birdies better stir fried or oven baked? Why did Dagger say Sowwy to Elephant-Lady? When did Brahne learn to speak like a thug ganster? Check out the next chapter of "The Tour of Gaia"...AND REVIEWS MAN!!!