Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Witch of Spira ❯ The stupid blonde ( Chapter 2 )

Narrator: So Yuna leaves the Good Wizard and starts her journey.

 

Yuna: When can I stop skipping???

 

Narrator: Until I say so!!!

 

Yuna: And that is when.

 

Narrator: Right now.

 

Yuna: Thank god, wait a minute, I'm on a beach, why the heck am I on the beach.

 

Narrator: I'm getting to it. So as Yuna continues to walk on the yellow dirt road, she notices a boy floating in the ocean.

 

Yuna: Oh my, are you ok, what happened???

 

Tidus: I'll be fine it you can bring me to shore!!

Yuna: Oh, yes.

 

Narrator: So Yuna gets into the water and pulls the young man out.

 

Tidus: Hey, thanks.

 

Yuna: Your welcome, by the way, why were you floating in the water, don't you know how to swim???

 

Tidus: Well, no, because I have no brain.

 

Yuna: Oh that's offal!!!

 

Narrator: And with that Tidus starts to sing.

 

Tidus: Oh if I only had a brain, I could try out for Blitz ball and make it, I could swim with out a problem, and make every girl fall in love with me, if I only had a brain!!!

 

Narrator: And then Yuna starts to sing as well.

 

Yuna: You could make me be attacked to you, and could save your self if you only had a brain!!!

 

Narrator: And with that Yuna asked.

 

Yuna: Hey, I'm going to go see the Wizard of Spira and ask him if he can send me home, so maybe he can also give you a brain, want to come???

 

Tidus: All right, lets get going!!!

 

Narrator: And then they start to sing again.

 

Yuna and Tidus: We are off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Spira because, because, because, because of all the wonderful things he does!!! Follow the yellow dirt road, follow the yellow dirt road, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow dirt road.