Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Witch of Spira ❯ The heartless women ( Chapter 3 )

The heartless women

 

Narrator: After a while Tidus and Yuna stop for a break.

 

Tidus: Man who knew skipping could be so tiring!!!

 

Yuna: Tell me about it.

 

Narrator: As Tidus sat down by a tree he noticed a little walking doll stand right next to him.

 

Tidus: Oh, Hello there little doll, you are such a cute little doll!!!

 

Narrator: Tidus touches the little pom-pom on the dolls head and then the doll starts to chase him around a tree.

 

Tidus: Stop you little doll, who the heck is the owner of this thing.

 

Narrator: Just then a very pretty woman came out of the shadows.

 

Lulu: That would be me.

 

Yuna: Hello there, I'm Yuna, and this is Tidus, and well if you don't mind, can you please make your doll stop chasing poor Tidus.

 

Lulu: Very well then, stop moogle.

 

Narrator: And the moogle stopped.

 

Lulu: Hello, I'm Lulu, and sorry if I don't seem happy to meet you, but I don't have a heart. The wicked bitch of the west took it from me when more guys wanted to marry me than her!!!

 

Narrator: And then Lulu starts to sing.

 

Lulu: If I only had a heart I could maybe fall in love or get married, or make friends, if I only had a heart.

 

Narrator: Then Yuna and Tidus started to sing.

 

Tidus and Yuna: If you only had a heart then you could be the nicest person in the world, maybe love someone and become our friend if you only had a heart.

 

Lulu: If only, if only.

 

Narrator: And with this, Yuna gets an idea.

 

Yuna: LIGHT….bulb…. HEY, WHERE IS THE LITTLE LIGHT BULB, ITS SUPOSSED TO APPEAR WHEN I GET AN IDEA???

 

Narrator: Sorry, we are on a budget, so you are going to have to improvise some more!!!

 

Yuna: Fine. LIGHT BULB!!!!!! Hey Lulu, why don't you come with Tidus and me, we are going to go see the great Wizard of Spira, and ask him to send me home.

 

Tidus: And I'm going to ask him if he can give me a brain, and then you can ask him for a heart.

 

Narrator: Lulu does not change the expression on her face.

 

Lulu: Just so you know, I'm really happy, really, really happy, I just can't express it because I don't have a heart, but that will change when we go see this Great Wizard of Spira.

 

Narrator: And again, they all start to sing.

 

Tidus, Yuna and Lulu: We are off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Spira, because, because, because, because of all the wonderful things he does. Follow the yellow dirt road, follow the yellow dirt road, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow dirt road.