Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Witch of Spira ❯ The cowardly guardian ( Chapter 4 )

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Yuna, Tidus and Lulu contine their journey into the Macalania Woods. After singing somemore, they hear a russel in the bushess. There, they meet Auron. A guardian who's courage was taken away from the wiched jeark of the west. After he is forced to sing, he joins the group and they all continue their journey.

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The cowardly guardian

Narrator: After a while, our three hero's reach the dark Makalania woods.

Yuna: It's really dark and scary in here!!!

Tidus: Do not worry Yuna, I will protect you from harm because I have a sword.

Yuna (sarcastically): Oh, I feel so safe, a guy with no brain is going to save me.

Lulu: Yes, and how are you going to save Yuna from Fiends, pyreflies, and more???

Tidus: I do not know!!!!! Wait a minute…… DID YOU SAY FIENDS, PYREFLIES, AND MORE!!!

Yuna: Oh-my.

Narrator: * Sighs * And again, they start to sing.

Lulu, Yuna and Tidus: Fiends, Pyreflies, and more, oh-my, fiends, pyreflies, and more, oh-my!!!!

Narrator: Sorry to interrupt this song, but there is a rustle in the bushes if you have not noticed.

Tidus: There is???

Yuna: You are so hopeless!!!

Lulu: Good thing he is getting a brain soon.

Narrator: Eh-hem, the rustle in the bushes, is anyone sticking to the story!!!

Lulu, Yuna and Tidus: Oh, sorry!!!

Tidus: I wonder what/who can be in the bushes???

Lulu: Only one-way to find out, Moogle, pom-pom attack, GO!!!

Narrator: And after saying this, the moogle starts to attack the person in the bush.

Auron: Get off me you scary little thing you, leave me alone, please, die!!!! Pretty please!!!

Narrator: Auron franticly waving his sword around finally cuts the moogle in half.

Lulu: MY MOOGLE, MY BEST FRIEND…..and yet I don't care.

Auron: You are heartless!!!

Lulu: YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?????

Auron: Um, no, I'm to scared.

Yuna: Why????

Auron: Because that god dam wicked jerk of the west took my god dam courage!!!

Yuna: The wicked Jerk of the West, I though it was the Wicked Bitch of the West, um Narrator.

Narrator: You will understand farther into the story. Now please, continue.

Tidus: Why are you so scared again.

Auron: Please no.

Narrator: Oh yes, and then Auron starts to sing.

Auron: But I don't want to sing, just because I lost my courage, does not mean I lost my tough personality or my pride.

Narrator: SING!!!!!!

Auron: Ok. * Sighs * If I only had courage I could kill the narrator, kill the jerk of the west and kill anything that gets in my way, if I only had courage.

Narrator: Do I have to keep announcing this??? Fine, and with that, Lulu, Tidus and Yuna start to sing.

Lulu, Tidus and Yuna: If you only had courage then you could fight any fiend that gets in your way and kill the wicked Bitch of the west, if you only had courage!!!

Narrator: And again, Yuna asks….

Yuna: Hey, the three of us are going to go see the great Wizard of Spira, maybe you can ask him to get your courage back!!!

Auron: Why not, I have tried everything else. AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO SING ANYMORE!!!

Narrator: Sorry!!!!

Auron: Dam!!!

Narrator: And again, they all start to sing!

Everyone: We are off to see the Wizard, the wonderful wizard of Spira because, because, because, because of all the wonderful things he does!!! Follow the yellow dirt road, follow the yellow dirt road, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow dirt road.