Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Witch of Spira ❯ The bad guys ( Chapter 5 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Here you meet the villans. Seymour(the wicked jerk of the West) and Yunalesca(the wicked bitch of the West) You then find out their evil scheme of taking over Spira.

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The bad guys!

Narrator: Mean while, up in the Gagazet Mountains, the wicked jerk and the wicked Bitch of the west are planning a scheme.

Seymour: Oh sure, spoil it for everyone!!!!

Narrator: I'm a narrator, its what I do!!!!

Seymour: but you suck at it!!!

Narrator: Do not!!!

Seymour: Do too!!!!

Narrator: Don't forget, I have powers, I can do things to you!!!

Seymour: like what???

Narrator: Like this!!!!

Seymour: Nothing happened.

Narrator: You will see, ok, onto the story. Yunalesca walks into the room.

Yunalesca: GRRRRR, I AM SO MAD I COULD….* Burst out laughing *.

Seymour: What's so funny???

Yunalesca: You are…you are, you are * laughs even harder *

Seymour: I'm what, I'm what, OUT WITH IT WOMAN!!!!!

Yunalesca: YOU ARE WEARING A PINK TO-TO!!!!!!!

Seymour: I'm what…..AHHHHHHHHH, WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!!!!

Narrator: Told you I have powers!!!

Yunalesca: Wait a minute, Seymour, where you fighting with the narrator???

Seymour: No.

Narrator: YES!!!!!!! DON'T MAKE ME TURN YOUR HAIR PINK!!!

Seymour: fine, yes.

Yuna: Um, excuse me, can we get back to the story.

Seymour, Yunalesca, and Narrator: Sorry!!!

Seymour: So, why are you so mad again?

Yunalesca: Oh right, well you see that stupid Yuna has my summoning staff and now I cant touch her!!!!

Seymour: She does????

Yuna: I do????

Seymour: Hey, how did you get here, this isn't part of the story!!!!

Yuna: I know, but I wanted to tell you that I never got Yunalesca's summoning staff!!!

Yunalesca: Didn't Wakka give it to you????

Yuna: Um no.

Wakka: Uh, sorry ya, I forgot, here you go Yuna.

Yuna: Thanks, ok, I'm leaving now!!!!

Narrator: eh-hem, can we get back to the story.

Seymour and Yunalesca: Oh, right.

Seymour: Well then, if Yuna has your staff, then we are going to have to kid nap her, steal the staff, and then kill her and her friends, then once you get your staff back, then we can rule over all of Spira.

Yunalesca: Yes, I will get you my pretty, and your little/stupid boyfriend too, bwahahahahahah!!!!!!

Seymour: But how???

Yunalesca: I know, we can plant some poisons moon lilies that will make them fall asleep, and then we can kidnap Yuna when they are sleeping and bring her here!!!

Seymour: Perfect, I'm glad I thought of it!!!

Yunalesca: Hey it was my plan!!!!

Seymour: who cares!!!